R. Kelly

and then god knows what he got up to there in the kitchen of mcdonald's.

i hope he washed his hands. often.

Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

google search result says:

R Kelly Lyrics - Sex In The Kitchen Lyrics. ... All lyrics are provided for educational purposes only

hahahahahah

kells knows how to educate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcA5rJRL4vE&NR=1

he even manages to work 'club' into that 30 second snippet

Celine Dion feat. R Kelly - I'm Your Angel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNFSrqDpHmM

maybe this should be crossposted to the Uhh thread. jesus. i had no idea.

O.M.F.G.

Downloading Double Up now

good work.

and thank you.

http://stilllistentogangstamusic.blogspot.com/2007/05/r-kelly-national-anthem.html

choicest lyric after a first listen:

this toilet paper be cuttin' my ass
i need some rolls of tissue
charmin

omg sex planet:

gonna get you so excited
once i taste your milky way

don't trip
i've got a giant rocket

Girl, I promise this will be painless
We'll take a trip to planet Uranus

The Zoo:

like jurassic park
except i'm your sexasaurus

kells come 2 seattle plz

PLZZZ

hi could u print this sometime?

http://music.guardian.co.uk/urban/story/0,,2113904,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=39

trial postponed again

http://i1.tinypic.com/mwd5yq.gif

he moves!

Sex Planet

I Don't Know Man, Maybe I May Of Missed Something
U Know What I'm Sayin, Maybe Yall Know Something I Don't Know
But I Like Slow Dancing In The Club
Fuck The Bullshit
I Like Gettin Close 2 A Fine Ass Chick, U Feel Me
So DJ Wayne Williams, Put On A Slow Cut.

Jupiter, Pluto, Venus And Saturn
I'm Leavin Earth Girl 2 Explore Ur Galaxy
10 To Zero, Blast Off, Here We Go
We'll Be Climaxin Til We Reach Mercury Girl
Tell Me Are U Ready Girl
To Take A Trip Out Of This World
I Guarantee U'll Like It
It'll Take Yo Breath Away
Gonna Get U So Excited
Once I Taste Ur Milky Way
Girl, Spend The Night
Come Take A Flight With Me
Out In 2 Space
Girl U Sending Me These Sexual Energies
And I Gotta Grab It
Right Now I've Gotta Have It
Shooting Stars, A Trip 2 Mars
I Can Get Us There, From Where We Are
So Don't Trip I Gotta Giant Rocket
Gliding Through Just Hittin Yo Pockets

Sex Planet, Come Fly Away With Me
Ridin My Ecstacy, Out In The Galaxy
Sex Planet, Get Ready 4 Take Off Baby
Zoommmmmmmmm....Have A Safe Trip Baby

Now It's Just Us Both
I've Got The Controls
In The Middle Of Darkness
Girl Relax And Just Flow
I'm About 2 Twinkle It And Touch Yo Soul
Once I Enter Into Ur Black Hole
(Baby, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh)
Girl, Now That Ur Next 2 Me
We'll Be Just Like Satellites
Watchin Over The Earth
We'll Make Space Our Paradise
Girl I Promise This Will Be Painless
We'll Take A Trip 2 Planet Uranus
Ooh, Just Put Ur Trust In Me
And Girl I Promise Destination
Will Be A Trip That U Will Never Forget
I'm Gonna Take U Outta Of This World
So Hold On Tight My Dear
Cuz I'mma Bout 2 Take U Out Of Here
And Get U To My....

Sex Planet, Come Fly Away With Me
Ridin My Ecstacy, Out In The Galaxy
Sex Planet, Get Ready 4 Take Off Baby
Zoommmmmmmmm....Have A Safe Trip Baby

We'll Stick A Flag On The Moon
First Couple 2 Ever Make Love On Planet Neptune
And If Time Allow Us
We'll Be Gone For Hours
I Won't Stop Until I Give U Meteor Showers
So If U Want It Say Ooh
And If U Need It Say, Ooh
And If U Really Gotta Have It Say, Ooh
And U Want Me 2 Take U 2 Space

Sex Planet, Come Fly Away With Me
Ridin My Ecstacy, Out In The Galaxy
Sex Planet, Get Ready 4 Take Off Baby
Zoommmmmmmmm....Have A Safe Trip Baby

So Get Ready 4 Lift Off Baby.
U Ready
(Yes)
Hold On 2 This
Here We Go

R Minus 10
9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
Baby, Start Our Engines And Now....
Blast Off, Blast Off
Said It Feels So Good
Girl When We...
Blast Off
See My Rocket It So Full Of Fuel, Baby
Yes It Is
Blast Off
There For, We Can Ride All Through The Night

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/jodi_1120/kelly_l.jpg

my ipod is in luv with the kells slowjam today

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/07/rkelly.trial.ap/index.html

When the trial gets under way, prosecutors will have a unique challenge: The alleged victim, now 23, says it wasn't her. And Kelly's attorneys -- including Ed Genson, who often represents the rich and famous -- haven't admitted that it's Kelly in the video.

"How is there not reasonable doubt when the two people say it's not them?"

he never her, she never him

haha

jury selection continues

...potential juror Number 37 walked in on Tuesday afternoon.

Number 37 was a white male who appeared to be in his 60s, and with his constant looking around and leaning in, he projected an aura of anxiety. Right off the bat, Number 37 set the agenda, and instead of waiting to be asked questions by the judge or the lawyers, he started firing questions of his own.

First, he asked the judge if he was guaranteed a seat on the jury, given that he'd made it this far. (The answer was no.) Then he asked the judge if it was OK if he watched the Weather Channel (jurors are instructed to stay away from news reports on the case). "I just don't watch the news," the man said, before rattling off every channel he watches, including the Discovery Channel, the History Channel and Animal Planet.

Number 37 then started listing his hobbies, which include mapmaking. To illustrate, he started talking about the possibility of there being a Judge Vincent Gaughan Boulevard, and what if it intersected with a Sacha Baron Cohen Boulevard? Or a Christiane Amanpour Boulevard? At these mentions, Kelly, who had been gazing at his lap, looked up. "You're putting me in with stars," the judge demurred. "I'm not a star."

Gaughan tried to get the man to clarify a response on the written questionnaire, which asked, "As a result of filling out this questionnaire, have you formed an opinion on this case?" Number 37 read his otherwise illegible or unclear answer, "Yes, child porn is immoral, people! R. Kelly may have led the Taliban to attacking us on 9/11, but you can't prove it!"

btw hairbraider sux

http://idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/05/itsjustlikebeingthere.jpg

things are looking difficult for kells

oh dear

the more i read the guiltier he seems

there was also testimony regarding the "Space Jam" themed mural at R. Kelly's former home. According to the Chicago Sun-Times, "the mural shows Kelly playing basketball against the cartoon Tasmanian Devil while Michael Jordan referees. In the stands sit other Looney Tunes characters, including Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, and Foghorn Leghorn — who holds a sign reading "Go R. Kelly!"

he's guilty. or sure seems it. and it's sad. i hate trials. i'm not interested in cops or the law or any of that boring bullshit. but i still read the sun-times blog every day (the kelly chronicles). and i can't help but post the weird details. because they're weird. and they tell us something. maybe. know though that this is a sad sordid terrible thing, this case, and though i don't post about that it's still the central point here.

onwards and downwards

today's witness:
Van Allen said she went on tour with Kelly and was picked out of the crowd at the end of each show to perform simulated sex with him on stage at each show's finale.

i don't want him to be guilty, but i think he probably is. am i supposed to hate him? i don't know.

;_;

3 relatives said today that it's not the girl on the tape

NOT GUILTY said the jury just now