.... jergins ....

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???? how is it even possible there are no sandbox threads with this man's name in them ????

lxy, Sunday, 24 August 2008 20:09 (ten years ago) link

(i mean except the one i made one time when he was fucking with me and i told him to knock it the fuck off, and that i immediately deleted because that's not how i roll)

lxy, Sunday, 24 August 2008 20:10 (ten years ago) link

(well that's kind of how i roll but anyway)

lxy, Sunday, 24 August 2008 20:11 (ten years ago) link

(at least i was polite about it i said please)

lxy, Sunday, 24 August 2008 20:12 (ten years ago) link

(jesus, after all this i might as well have just unlocked the damn thread)

lxy, Sunday, 24 August 2008 20:12 (ten years ago) link

(anyway back to the business at hand)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/2792987509_3930eb9e48_m.jpg

lxy, Sunday, 24 August 2008 20:13 (ten years ago) link

avatars plzzzzzzz

jergins, Monday, 25 August 2008 02:08 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

!!!! JERGINS !!!!

  • are you a sitewide mod on ILX now?
  • if so, how much unreg posting on IRE is legit and how much is regulars fucking around?
  • or does the "search clone user" feature even work on unreg posters?
  • did you yellowcard me?
  • will you watch the Emmys on Sunday?

gr8090, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 09:16 (ten years ago) link

yeah
maybe 80% regulars fucking around?
no. i've got ips for everyone though and can mostly tell who's who
no
ah hell no. i watched the video music awards the other day and am still recovering

Avienda Q (jergins), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 23:02 (ten years ago) link

dude

Experts (max max max max), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 00:28 (ten years ago) link

i miss dude dude

Avienda Q (jergins), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 02:10 (ten years ago) link

i guess i meant to ask how much of the spam was legit and how much is regulars fucking around

also you should watch the emmys cause you might see me!!!1! B-)

gr8090, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 09:40 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

are you moving?

max max max max, Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:29 (ten years ago) link

it's the plan. it won't happen until 2009, and i'm not sure where to yet, but it's the plan. i need to do something different. i feel pretty done here.

frequa (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:45 (ten years ago) link

from age 18 to 30 i moved something like 18 times. i've been here a few years and i'm starting to get that itch again.

frequa (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:48 (ten years ago) link

come east ddddude!!!!

max max max max, Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:53 (ten years ago) link

u can stay at my parents house w/ me

max max max max, Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:53 (ten years ago) link

lxy can come too if she has a itch

max max max max, Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:55 (ten years ago) link

no lingy tho, sorry lingbert

max max max max, Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:55 (ten years ago) link

the spider is welcome too.

estela, Thursday, 2 October 2008 03:03 (ten years ago) link

travelling across country with a spider!

jergins, Thursday, 2 October 2008 03:09 (ten years ago) link

max we could take the path train together and i could read your iphone over your shoulder and make suggestions about what to post

jergins, Thursday, 2 October 2008 03:16 (ten years ago) link

you will make such a pair.

estela, Thursday, 2 October 2008 04:49 (ten years ago) link

hey eat a pile of shit max (more like min because you're a minimum)

Lingbert, Thursday, 2 October 2008 05:29 (ten years ago) link

i will wear a bowtie if it'd make me and max a better duo

frequa (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 06:02 (ten years ago) link

yes! & the spider needs a tiny cane and four pairs of tap shoes.

estela, Thursday, 2 October 2008 06:08 (ten years ago) link

if we played this right we could become one: max's boyish charm, my sense of style, the spider's six arms
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18605.jpg

frequa (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 06:21 (ten years ago) link

six arms?

estela, Thursday, 2 October 2008 10:02 (ten years ago) link

what in particular about my charm is boyish

max max max max, Thursday, 2 October 2008 10:33 (ten years ago) link

the dimples?

jetski (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 20:23 (ten years ago) link

the crack in your voice when you get excited?

jetski (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 20:23 (ten years ago) link

i dunno, i'm just spitballin here. you might not even be charming! who knows!?!

jetski (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 20:34 (ten years ago) link

maybe you have a charmingly disarming smile and that is why the spider now only has six.

estela, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:32 (ten years ago) link

maybe you should move to hawaii

gr8090, Saturday, 4 October 2008 04:18 (ten years ago) link

thought about kwajalein atoll more than once

babaluba (jergins), Saturday, 4 October 2008 06:28 (ten years ago) link

what would you do there

gr8090, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 00:44 (ten years ago) link

eat the sand which is there (sandwiches there)

estela, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 00:56 (ten years ago) link

wtf is/are jergins?

boy this pizza sub tastes great.

― fantasimundo, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 9:38 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max max max max, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 14:04 (ten years ago) link

http://www.freshbeginnings.com/store/card_images/we-appreciate-you.gif

lxy, Thursday, 9 October 2008 17:14 (ten years ago) link

to an extent that might beyond the pale except there is no such extent.

estela, Friday, 10 October 2008 03:01 (ten years ago) link

aw thanks!

i love this:

i thought jergins was a cross between a jersey and a gherkin. s.

― fantasimundo, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 15:49

jergins, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 21:35 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.magyonline.org/gay_wedding_mod_800_tamara.jpg

t. silaviver, Saturday, 1 November 2008 06:47 (ten years ago) link

Jergins Please Expound on Death Alien Cult

amon, Saturday, 1 November 2008 06:53 (ten years ago) link

what the fuck

jergins, Saturday, 1 November 2008 07:07 (ten years ago) link

what's googleable in that thread? names?

jergins, Saturday, 1 November 2008 07:08 (ten years ago) link

crash worship maybe?

amon, Saturday, 1 November 2008 17:04 (ten years ago) link

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=murshid+crash+worship&btnG=Search

amon, Saturday, 1 November 2008 17:07 (ten years ago) link

i can never find the mystery ghost gif when i want it.

lxy, Saturday, 1 November 2008 18:09 (ten years ago) link

its cooler to just type itisamystery.gif

max max max max, Saturday, 1 November 2008 18:29 (ten years ago) link

you couldn't find it either huh?

lxy, Saturday, 1 November 2008 18:47 (ten years ago) link

the bullshit part is a lot. the money part is not a lot.

tehresa, Saturday, 29 November 2008 07:09 (ten years ago) link

jergs you're acting??

gr8090, Saturday, 29 November 2008 21:50 (ten years ago) link

also plz let me know when you see it because i think you'll like it.

i didn't realize it wast really out yet-- i got a screener from a client.

gr8090, Saturday, 29 November 2008 21:51 (ten years ago) link

i saw it in the theater in orange county, ca months ago. i didn't know anyone in it though b/c i've never been to aunt arctica

Lingbert, Saturday, 29 November 2008 23:48 (ten years ago) link

nice sdtrk in that movie

amon, Monday, 1 December 2008 00:28 (ten years ago) link

oh whoa. i was going to post about how Henry Kaiser http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Kaiser_(musician) was there the year i was and how he was big shit around town and wow he won a emmy or grammy and all the musicians wanted to play with him. then i was going to make some jokes about how he made a recording of rubbing his guitar against the south pole (even though i've never heard it, still, it's funny, rubbing against the pole) only to find out that he did some of the soundtrack and camera work for the herzog movie. it's a small world after all.

Herzog was drawn to Antarctica after viewing underwater footage filmed by Henry Kaiser. Kaiser was working on music for Herzog's Grizzly Man and was showing the footage to a friend when Herzog noticed it.[3] Kaiser had been to Antarctica on scientific diving expeditions, as well as with the National Science Foundation's Antarctic Artists and Writers Program for his "Slide Guitar Around the World" project.[4] Within two years, Herzog had released The Wild Blue Yonder, which made prominent use of Kaiser's footage.

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:19 (ten years ago) link

wow j i didnt know you lived in antarctica

max max max max, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:23 (ten years ago) link

i feel so close to you and yet theres so much i dont know

max max max max, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:23 (ten years ago) link

haha yeah there's a buncha shit like that i am a man of mystery and excitement. i go into it a little bit here http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52866 if you're interested

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:28 (ten years ago) link

max did you know that jergins doesn't believe in global warming? "still pretty cold here in seattle," he said.

Lingbert, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:30 (ten years ago) link

max did you know that jergins is such an internet nerd that he went as "intern E.T." for halloween?

Lingbert, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:31 (ten years ago) link

max did you know that jergins' favorite "funny" thing to do is to call people a dick and then say "and you're also a [insert word that rhymes with "dick" here]." he somehow never gets sick of it.

Lingbert, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:33 (ten years ago) link

wow what an informative thread this is!

max max max max, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:34 (ten years ago) link

libert youre a dick and youre also a stick

max max max max, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:35 (ten years ago) link

max did you know that jergins won't cook pasta because he's afraid that he's going to poke himself with the "sharp" end of one of the uncooked noodles?

Lingbert, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:35 (ten years ago) link

haha that one's true

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:35 (ten years ago) link

what about things like macaroni?

tehresa, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:46 (ten years ago) link

the more curvaceous pastas, i mean.

tehresa, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:47 (ten years ago) link

macaroni i do this thing where i have to pick two pieces, one with each hand, then connect them so it makes a tube, then spit down the tube and incorporate that into the recipe

jergins doesn't believe in global warming?

the married co-worker that wants to fuck me, she's a creationist. we had a long discussion about it. if that doesn't induce a polar freeze 'down there' nothing will

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:07 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

here's a present for you:

http://www.museumofflight.org/logos/images

lxy, Saturday, 11 April 2009 22:37 (ten years ago) link

luv u

jergins, Saturday, 11 April 2009 23:26 (ten years ago) link

and here's a present for you

http://blogs.colette.fr/arthurking/2009/04/07/inner-sleeves-pt1/

jergins, Sunday, 12 April 2009 04:29 (ten years ago) link

<<<333

lxy, Sunday, 12 April 2009 05:23 (ten years ago) link

http://invinciblecities.camden.rutgers.edu/intro.html

lxy, Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:40 (ten years ago) link

haven't explored it much but on first glance i think it merits some time

note the dropdown under the column of pictures (once you're on a city page): decayed neighborhoods, textures of decay

lxy, Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:52 (ten years ago) link

more sleeves

http://crossedcombs.typepad.com/recordenvelope/

lxy, Friday, 24 April 2009 22:37 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hi darling thank you for the loan of the netbook it feels a little like a lifeline right now

lxy, Thursday, 21 May 2009 05:40 (ten years ago) link

glad it's working

jergins, Thursday, 21 May 2009 05:49 (ten years ago) link

love this, think you will too

lxy, Friday, 22 May 2009 01:28 (ten years ago) link

yayaaa

jergins, Friday, 22 May 2009 04:57 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

hey sweet p,

i think this is right up your aloley:

http://www.fubiz.net/2009/07/02/play-more-notebook/

lxy, Saturday, 11 July 2009 17:20 (ten years ago) link

silly

jergins, Saturday, 11 July 2009 18:10 (ten years ago) link

okay, how about this:

http://www.fubiz.net/2009/07/09/ping-pong-door/

lxy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 22:59 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

this was really nice of you, and funny:

it's weird that i would have heard these stories and you haven't. anyway, this is what i've gathered: ghosts of lawyers past visit people who are about to take the bar. they don't visit the losers or the no-hopers, usually, but the ones with the *big time* futures. they impart wisdom in the night, and the clumsier ones knock stuff over, to let you know they've been there.

― jergins, Monday, July 27, 2009 11:15 AM

lxy, Monday, 27 July 2009 19:41 (ten years ago) link

thanks

jergins, Monday, 27 July 2009 19:52 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

ur great

jergins, Monday, 2 November 2009 08:59 (nine years ago) link

railroad posters from the 50s

http://37signals.com/svn/posts/2009-designed-bern-hill-railroad-posters

lxy, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 22:25 (nine years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hangfirebooks/sets/72157601757169479/

lxy, Friday, 20 November 2009 05:06 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

Pink Terror Hawking from mike barzman on Vimeo.

lxy, Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:59 (nine years ago) link

eight years pass...

where does one go to discuss wc2018 or the transfer window with this man

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Saturday, 9 June 2018 19:58 (one year ago) link

there are some really sweet posts on this thread

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 9 June 2018 23:14 (one year ago) link

alomar lines btw

lxy, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 17:26 (one year ago) link

*have i beefed with alomar lines in wc or other threads* he pondered

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 22:51 (one year ago) link

lol probably

lxy, Monday, 25 June 2018 18:29 (one year ago) link

there are no people on other threads you have not beefed with

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 01:04 (one year ago) link

thats just untrue and anyway what are the time parameters and what allowance for them having deserved it

i have beeved with imho like....five ilxors....ever

the rest is disgust but loving disgust like i want us all to be better thats not beef.

imo

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 22:41 (one year ago) link

have beeved

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 23:15 (one year ago) link

yes but reluctantly

and you seem dammed determined to declare me an eager beever

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:03 (one year ago) link


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