lxy's three little rules

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1. don't talk about maggots
2. don't eat cornnuts in my house
3. if you're going to hurt me at least make a mark

jergins, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link

#2 otm, those things smell

Pablo (Pablo), Friday, 8 December 2006 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

#3 is mostly about tune in tokyo and indian rope burns

jelky (jergins), Friday, 8 December 2006 06:01 (seventeen years ago) link

corn nuts are the greatest. lxy is loopy.

lingbertt, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

gosh lingbert i was fixin to invite you over, but now....

lxy (lxy), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

^^
lxy

Lingbert (Lingbert), Saturday, 9 December 2006 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

o ding-a-lingbert. cornnuts are gross. just ask pablo -- he knows what's up.

lxy (lxy), Saturday, 9 December 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Pablo, are Cornnuts gross?

Lingbert (Lingbert), Sunday, 10 December 2006 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah

Pablo (Pablo), Sunday, 10 December 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

no they're not

Lingbert (Lingbert), Sunday, 10 December 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

explication plz

jergins (jergins), Sunday, 10 December 2006 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

lingbert, you may put cornnuts on your list of 12 Things You Irrationally Love (that is the only possible explanation), but you may still not eat them in my house.

lxy (lxy), Sunday, 10 December 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe it's just the ranch-flavored ones that i like. i haven't had any other flavors in years. sometimes the crunch can be a bit too much, but it generally adds to the charm. the artificial flavoring is less overpowering than say doritos (which i like too).

they do smell. i don't know if i would like to kiss someone with cornnuts breath, and i'm assuming others feel the same way, but so far i haven't had to worry about this.

cornnut smell is good when it's coming from yourself, but it's not very appealing when coming from someone else.

the old cornnuts bag always made me think of pac-man
http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/cornnuts.jpeg

Lingbert (Lingbert), Sunday, 10 December 2006 03:40 (seventeen years ago) link

PHOTOS FROM THE LAST JELKO/LXY PARTY:

JELKO & LXY BLOWING MINDS AS GUESTS WALK IN THE DOOR WITH "CORNNUTS: FROM START TO FINISH"
http://www.californiaheartland.org/archive/200%20Series/hl_206/Cornuts3.gif

LXY KEEPIN' IT ECLECTIC WITH 2 FLAVORS OF CORNNUTS. JELKO CAN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND!
http://www.californiaheartland.org/archive/200%20Series/hl_206/Cornuts2.gif

Lingbert (Lingbert), Sunday, 10 December 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ling-ling, why you think i hate them so much? waiting waiting for lil' jel (as we called him then) to decide... the tasting, the trying, the indecision. between listening to the crunch and smelling the smell, it was just too much for me, and so i say NEVER AGAIN!

is sort of a miracle he and i are still friends, innit?

SO GLAD you managed to capture the moment, though. those days were precious. innocent. pure.

lxy (lxy), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

apparently jelky cannot even remember three little rules.

jezus, jelky.

lxy (lxy), Saturday, 16 December 2006 06:50 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
trader joe's oriental rice crackers smell exactly like cornnuts. i know this because someone brought them to our party and then a bunch of people ate them so the whole house smelled like cornnuts. g-ross. i mean thanks, person who brought snacks to the party, that was really nice. but still, g-ross.

lxy (lxy), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
i love this thread.

lxy (lxy), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

so alone

fake pablo (Pablo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

:,(

fake pablo (Pablo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

no i'm here

jergins (jergins), Thursday, 8 February 2007 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

aw.

lxy (lxy), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

<3

lxy (lxy), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

(1 year ago)

lxy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

someone in this place is eating cornnuts i can smell it when i walk down the hall

lxy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

allison is eating something really crunchy, and it smells like cornnuts mixed with pee

lxy, Monday, 18 May 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link


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