crushing on a girl only to find out she has a dog and a lazy eye c/d

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dud but kinda funny

jergins, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

at first i thought you were saying she had "a lazy eye CD." who is this lazy eye, i wondered? some old hip-hopster i haven't heard of? google says:

http://www.lazyeyemusic.com/gfx/band1.gif

and i say either way, definite dud.

lxy, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

there was some dumb band that had a lyric "...that's just my lazy eye."

also the guy from the boredoms is named eye. he not girlfriend material either

jergins, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 09:06 (seventeen years ago) link

then there's left eye (rip). i wanna say who else but i also want to let this thread go away because i hate that picture and i'm sorry i posted it. gorss.

lxy, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

it could be much worse (g*****)

jergins, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

may the sandbox always be free of that.

lxy, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

she emailed me, asking to go out for coffee. nice girl. now i feel kinda bad. i wrote and told her i was leaving but hoped to come back.

jergins, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

awww

lxy, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

she wrote back:

Save journey!

jergins, Friday, 18 May 2007 09:06 (seventeen years ago) link

what does it mean?

lxy, Saturday, 19 May 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Safe journey!

jergins, Saturday, 19 May 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

duh. and yes!!

lxy, Saturday, 19 May 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

dategirl tonight had an interesting eye, maybe lazy

jergins, Friday, 18 July 2008 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link

my dad has a lazy eye

max max max max, Friday, 18 July 2008 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i probably had a date with him in a past life

jergins, Friday, 18 July 2008 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link

what is wrong w/ girls w/ dogs

Rick Gibralter, Friday, 18 July 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link

jergins hates dogs

max max max max, Friday, 18 July 2008 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

i have a dog and there is plenty wrong with me.

estela, Friday, 18 July 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

and yet i still love you. this crazy world!

jergins, Friday, 18 July 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

it's too crazy for words!

do you like girls with lazy asses, i do, i think i prefer them to worker bees.

estela, Sunday, 20 July 2008 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link

almost always. but it's complicated.

jergins, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link

jergins i'm going to be taking care of some dogs next week. i plan to take them to the dog park. you're welcome to come. imagine an enclosed area full of frolicking, off-leash dogs.

the two dogs i'm taking care of are 1) a lab/retriever mix and 2) a shih tzu.

a man by himself walking and playing with a shih tzu: will people immediately assume that i'm rugged and similar in many respects to the marlboro man

Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm starting to think dategirl is more 2) a shih tzu than 1).

jergins, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link

who let the dogs out

jergins, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link


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