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jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i am often drunk and full of one-liners and have a cellphone but no internet, so i think this will work out well.

jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link


Lingbert, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

if i had a twitter i would follow jergins and THE_REAL_SHAQ, but i don't

harbl, Friday, 9 January 2009 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i look forward to yr tweets.

tehresa, Friday, 9 January 2009 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

poop is coming out

harbl, Friday, 9 January 2009 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

all i do w/ twitter is tweet @ slocki and read the_real_shaq

max max max max, Friday, 9 January 2009 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i am thinking deeply about the best way to make this interesting. only jokes? poop monitor? trace the down/up spiral of drug addiction, from first taste to recovery, in 12 hours?

jergins, Friday, 9 January 2009 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

catalog the terrible songs stuck in my head

jergins, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link


Lingbert, Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:22 (thirteen years ago) link

i am like a bird

lxy, Saturday, 17 January 2009 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link


jergins, Monday, 26 January 2009 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link

pacisalive posted one of my favorite songs ever, i ain't mad at cha, on my 24th birthday

harbl, Monday, 26 January 2009 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

thats my favorite 2pac joint too

max max max max, Monday, 26 January 2009 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

apparently i don't exist any more

lxy, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

wait what

jergins, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

don't care
11:26 PM Mar 2nd from web

jergins, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I see that

jergins, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

when i try to log in it says

That page doesn't exist!

at least there's a cute birdie picture on that page

lxy, Thursday, 5 March 2009 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

oh, now it works

lxy, Thursday, 5 March 2009 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

twitter has lots of downtime. it's growing and growing!

jergins, Thursday, 5 March 2009 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

my boss asked "so, is twitter like facebook?"

lxy, Thursday, 12 March 2009 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link

# Homeless man @ me: i am not even going to ask you the questionabout 1 hour ago from txt

jergins, Thursday, 12 March 2009 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess this is good: 0.0% political posts, 0.0% @ replies

jergins, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link


lxy, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

That page doesn't exist!


lxy, Monday, 6 April 2009 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Twitter is currently down for unscheduled maintenance.


lxy, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Protests in Moldova Explode, With Help of Twitter

jergins, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

"Some days, the trail I leave on Twitter is the best proof I have that I actually exist.” - Karina Longworth.

lxy, Saturday, 11 April 2009 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

wait nevermind she's totally boring why would 3077 people follow her?!

lxy, Saturday, 11 April 2009 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link


lxy, Friday, 17 April 2009 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

2 hos started following me today but i blocked them

lxy, Friday, 17 April 2009 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link


jergins, Saturday, 18 April 2009 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i watch some twitter rap videos. they are bad

jergins, Monday, 20 April 2009 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link


lxy, Thursday, 23 April 2009 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link


lxy, Thursday, 23 April 2009 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

bite this maureen dowd

lxy, Friday, 24 April 2009 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

that's amazing

jergins, Friday, 24 April 2009 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link


jergins, Saturday, 25 April 2009 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link


Personality: lonely sociopathic aloof

lxy, Saturday, 25 April 2009 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link


jergins, Saturday, 25 April 2009 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link


jergins, Thursday, 7 May 2009 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

this one makes me laugh


lxy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Anthony Gardiner of Wellington, New Zealand bought an engagement ring for his girlfriend, but she turned him down. He can’t return the ring and doesn’t want to keep it as he considers it bad luck, so he’s staging a treasure hunt!

Anyone keen to pick up the ring, valued at NZ$5,000 ($3,268), will need to be in New Zealand’s capital city, Wellington, on Saturday to join the hunt, the Dominion Post newspaper reported.

Clues to the ring’s whereabouts will start being posted on social networking site Twitter (http:/twitter.com/donoogle_com) at 8 a.m. local time on Saturday (2000 GMT on Friday).

jergins, Friday, 5 June 2009 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man that 'foods i have eaten' log

jergins, Friday, 5 June 2009 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i found that guy through my reader (he's the one who did the funny jello and popcorn animations i posted elsewhere), and i just discovered he follows jon williams' (wizard is hungry) twitter.

small lolworld.

i always figured that would happen sometime, worlds collide, convergence. nevertheless i'm shocked and sort of amazed now that it has.

lxy, Friday, 5 June 2009 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The following is a short text on the situation in Iran by Ali Alizadeh, researcher at the Centre for Research in Modern European Philosophy, Middlesex University in London.


...[twitter, facebook,youtube, etc.] have come to play a significant role in sending the messages and images of the movement to the outside world. However, the creative self-organization of the movement is using a manifold of methods and channels, many of them simple and traditional, depending on their availability: shouting ‘death to dictator’ from rooftops, calling landlines, at the end of one rally chanting the time and place of the next one, and by jeopardizing oneself by physically standing on streets and distributing news to every passing car. The appearance of the movement which is being sold by the media to the western gaze – the cyber-fantasy of the western societies which has already labelled our movement a twitter revolution, seems to have completely missed the reality of those bodies which are shot dead, injured or ready to be endangered by non-virtual bullets.

lxy, Saturday, 20 June 2009 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

stopahmadi now at 14,253 followers (11,781 on last wednesday)

lxy, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i love the world more all the time


lxy, Monday, 22 June 2009 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

cheesy like you'd expect it to be, but this cnn segment regarding youtube has some good info

lxy, Monday, 22 June 2009 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

oh dear. the twitter trend spells his name "micheal jackson."

lxy, Thursday, 25 June 2009 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

17,000+ tweets in about 3 minutes

lxy, Thursday, 25 June 2009 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

twitter fixed the misspelling i think. that was nice of them.

lxy, Thursday, 25 June 2009 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

oh shit mj totally knocked #iranelection off the trends

lxy, Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

From Spokane to Tehran same color sky same color balloon #iranelection

via StopAhmadi

lxy, Saturday, 27 June 2009 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Paris 26/6/2009 soutien au peuple iranien 06/26/2009 Paris support to the Iranian People #iranelection

lxy, Saturday, 27 June 2009 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

yay #iranelection making the best of the mj news capture with this video photo montage set to "beat it"

lyrics are perfect.

recommended watching at least through first chorus. don't watch past 0:54 if you don't want to see injured protesters. never gets too terrible though.


lxy, Saturday, 27 June 2009 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i like this editorial by the daughter of the azadi monument architect, it's just plain nice.


lxy, Saturday, 27 June 2009 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link



lxy, Sunday, 28 June 2009 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

trending topic: TIM HOWARD

guess he's doing a bang-up job and good for him

lxy, Sunday, 28 June 2009 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

every1's favorite GK w/ tourette's

buttimore (jergins), Sunday, 28 June 2009 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

whoa, check it:

* BET Awards
* Beyonce
* Ne-Yo
* Mary Mary
* Keith Sweat
* Jamie Foxx
* Tiny
* True Blood

lxy, Monday, 29 June 2009 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link

keith sweat straight trendin'

buttimore (jergins), Monday, 29 June 2009 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...


"Nature News twitters the Apollo 11 moon mission as it happened -- 40 years on"


Location The Moon

lxy, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link



lxy, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i kind of hate trending topics now

lxy, Monday, 27 July 2009 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

wait why

jergins, Monday, 27 July 2009 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

cuz lots of people tweet trending topics just so they get their names on the list. they don't even say anything, just #trendingtopic1 #trendingtopic2, etc.

also the topics are mostly really dumb, like "poor joe jonas cried on stage cuz camilla broke up wit him"

don't mean to be a twitter snob. i just like it so much better when it's interesting, and not just about boring celebrities.

lxy, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

but you love that jonas brother

jergins, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

oh it was THAT brother? well then never mind.

lxy that #camilla is such a cruel bitch how dare she do that to poor #joe?! 28 seconds ago from web

lxy, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

don't know if this is any better but

jergins, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

COUNT Kid Rock out as a fan of Twitter. "It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this shit, motherfucker,' " the shaggy-haired rocker tells Rolling Stone. "I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."

jergins, Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Something is technically wrong.
Thanks for noticing—we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon.


lxy, Thursday, 3 September 2009 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

u broke it

jergins, Thursday, 3 September 2009 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

no, some boring, irrelevant thing going on in the entertainment world broke it

lxy, Thursday, 3 September 2009 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

lol #chrisbrownsbowtie

lxy, Thursday, 3 September 2009 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

first time i've heard the song since the thread and omg is it terrible

jergins, Saturday, 28 November 2009 08:24 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...


lxy, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:51 (eleven years ago) link


lxy, Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

now following those, and also


easier than having 6 extra tabs open ;)

lxy, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

@monasosh is a good one, she's been in tahrir, along with her mother and brother (@alaa) (and lots of other people), since i don't know when... yesterday at least. her dad was arrested yesterday, they don't know where he is but believe he's safe.

she's very upbeat, posts crowd pics that give a good sense of how many people are there.

told a funny story about helping a stranger who'd been injured by a thrown rock; he commented on her chin injury/stitches; she confessed she'd fallen down at work the previous day; lols all around.

lxy, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

<3 @monasosh: Seems like ppl don't believe we actually took over the parlimant st,they can't stop offering us food & blankets. Hehe revolution spa

ps for the record: her dad was released several days ago :)

lxy, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

Ghonim Wael Ghonim
Support the Egyptian Economy: Fly Egypt Air #Jan25

lxy, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

RiverDryFilm Omar Robert Hamilton
Egypt shakes off entrenched dictator and Tottenham beat Milan at the San Siro! What else lies around the corner?! #egypt #jan25

lxy, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

this guy set up some lists to follow on-site action



lxy, Thursday, 17 February 2011 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

bahrain is breaking my heart today

lxy, Thursday, 17 February 2011 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol naseem!

naseemfaqihi Naseem Faqihi
Hot flashes in the middle of crowded restaurants are great fun, esp when accompanied by comments such as "wow, you look really turned on"

lxy, Friday, 18 February 2011 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

funny tweet

ShababLibya LibyanYouthMovement
Tell Muammar and his kids, in Libya there are Men (rhymes in Arabic) #Libya *Feb17

lxy, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

trending lol:

yOsTiN BiVeR

lxy, Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

<3 this, following UN voting for NFZ over libya


wonder what it says. i imagine something like yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. hope so.


the vote was 10-0 in favor, with 5 abstentions.

resolution 1973.

if you c/p arabic into an ilx page, you have to put the cursor at the left-most end of the line to get to the next line. funny!

lxy, Thursday, 17 March 2011 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

this is a good reminder that the tweeters in libya (and elsewhere) are young people with the same concerns as all young people:

mouita Mz
Dear news channels, PLZ stop mentioning Twitter/FB all day. If another member of the old generation in my big family joins Twitter, I'm out!

lxy, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

weird how much tha language of sport sounds like the language of war:

AJEnglish Al Jazeera English
Ruthless Pakistan fire into semis: Pakistan bowl out West Indies for just 112 before Hafeez and Akmal knock off ... http://aje.me/dFtbnC

lxy, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:54 (eleven years ago) link


Libyan4life Jeel Ghathub
by ShababLibya
There is a hair in my pasta #ItsAlQaeda !!

lxy, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

twitter. it teaches.

birmania = birmanie = burma

tailandia = thailand

lxy, Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

(remember in cologne when we kept seeing maitland and you figured out it meant milan? you smart!)

lxy, Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

nine years pass...


toadstool might (tehresa), Thursday, 8 October 2020 03:26 (two years ago) link

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