what does an internet person look like?

at a bar with some people a couple weeks ago we did the "this is lingbert. he is the guy from the internet. that's how we met him." it led to lots of ooohs and ahhs and "you don't look like you'd be from the internet" type comments.
--jergins

what does an internet person look like?
--Lingbert

schlumpy?

geeky?

fat?

really skinny?

no to me an internet person has no corporeal existence so he doesn't look like anything at all. he's at once infinitely good-looking and the ugliest person you've ever seen.

he look like a series of tubes

harbl is deep

:)

if u look deep in an internet person's eyes u can see the reflection of webpages but like 100 per second. it's creepy.

an internet person just visited me at my work it wasn't creepy at all