what does an internet person look like?

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at a bar with some people a couple weeks ago we did the "this is lingbert. he is the guy from the internet. that's how we met him." it led to lots of ooohs and ahhs and "you don't look like you'd be from the internet" type comments.
--jergins

Lingbert, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

what does an internet person look like?
--Lingbert

Lingbert, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

schlumpy?

Lingbert, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

geeky?

Lingbert, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

fat?

Lingbert, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

really skinny?

Lingbert, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

no to me an internet person has no corporeal existence so he doesn't look like anything at all. he's at once infinitely good-looking and the ugliest person you've ever seen.

harbl, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

he look like a series of tubes

jergins, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

harbl is deep

Lingbert, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link

:)

harbl, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link

if u look deep in an internet person's eyes u can see the reflection of webpages but like 100 per second. it's creepy.

jergins, Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:57 (fifteen years ago) link

an internet person just visited me at my work it wasn't creepy at all

lxy, Monday, 5 January 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link


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