which ken's market song is worse

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they're both awful btw

tru

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I've never heard the Paul Simon song!

that seems... impossible.

just watched j. geils band on youtube and i'm pretty sure i've never heard "centerfold" before. sounds like....huey lewis & the news + tom petty?

that paul simon song isn't bad. my mom was playing stuff off of graceland the last time i was down there and it sounded pretty good! i'd never heard it before.

centerfold gets my vote for worst

that paul simon song isn't bad

you like christmas music

i will grant you that paul simon has had his moments. this is not one of them.

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jergins, yer lol

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the poll doesn't lie: they both suck!

my memory has just been sold

you like christmas music

i like all music related to christmas. all music related to christmas is good.

in this way, you are a friend like no other

so thanks

the customers that frequent this place couldn't be a bigger bunch of assholes if they tried

you guys really hate that paul simon song??

not as much as we hate ken's market

that song has strong associations w. childhood for me its hard to hate it

i still rock that album from time to time

what abt the terje dub?

haven't heard it but i like the other terje dubs i've heard so probably it is good.

that song gets into my head for weeks and weeks on end when i hear it; that's the main reason i don't want to hear it in my market.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/iv1uwr

^^ terje dub, its good. maybe it will teach u to appreciate!

thanks, max! that was really nice of you.

i think i've just heard that song way way way too many times. i do like terje's tweaks though.

(what's funny: the word "max" is all over the download page, causing me to wonder: when i upload something, does the page say "lxy" everywhere?)

next thing ur going to be telling me you hate sweet home alabama!!!!

jk i hate sweet home alabama

tru confession: i secretly love sweet home alabama, having been born in alabama. that should not be confused with my wanting to hear the song, mind you.

see, i just went to ken's market and i don't even know what song was playing because of the paul simon running through my head. that's why.

other than overexposure, i can't see hating diamonds on the soles of her shoes, really.

^^^ otm as always

you two deserve each other

haha terje dub is GREAT esp first two minutes perfect kinda watery spacy bongo/africa thing i can never get enough of. also i have no bad associations with this song at all, maybe have only heard it a few times? yeah, Centerfold is WAY WAY worse a song

you guys really hate that paul simon song??

nope! :)

they're both awful btw

-- jergins, Monday, March 24, 2008 7:35 PM (2 months ago)

i will grant you that paul simon has had his moments. this is not one of them.

-- jergins, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 5:45 PM (2 months ago)

huh

hippocrit

i'm okay with being able to change my mind

you of all people should be glad about that

i don't understand what you mean...........................................

did you sing it at karaoke?

no. i sang:
tina turner - private dancer (sung with someone else)
whitney houston - the greatest love of all
[i don't know who sings it] - the lady in red (sung with someone else)

U. and i thought we were going up there to sing bill withers - "lovely day" but apparently M. thought it would be funny to add my name with "the lady in red" to the list, so we ended up singing that.

bill withers - "lovely day" was still in the queue, but there were at least two more people in front of us, and i couldn't make myself others sit through any more horrible people singing horribly, so we left

lady in red is my karaoke standby

chris deburgh

you philistines

sings lady in red

i have never seen you post as lovely as you have tonight

i figured out my problem with "diamonds on the soles of her shoes" and this is it:

when i hear that song, or even just think of it, i get fucking "you can call me al" stuck in my head! THE WRONG SONG in my head, for ages ages like months i mean. see, how annoying is that?

except i also realized (recently) that the lyrics playing endlessly in my head have morphed into:

am0n walks down the street
he says why am i short of attention
etc.

so now i like it better.

also ken's worst has a new contender:

disco edit of janis ian's "seventeen" or whatever the fuck that horrible horrible song is.

the people who work there must be completely dead inside.

i've been trying to be nicer to the people that work there, mostly kate

zombie

i lolled this morning when i bought 2 string cheeses and put them in my pocket

there was a sounders fc scarf tied to the crossbar of the ken's market awning this morning

in the pocket lol cuz of what i told you about that silly checker?

ya

and cuz when you told me i said derisively "who the fuck puts cheese in their pocket?!"

lol