sample work order:
Clean up after the University of Michigan
― lxy, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
amazon customer reviews for the Playmobil Security Check Point are kind of awesome:
By loosenut (Seattle, WA)
I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).
more here
― lxy, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41G9WA5NRDL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
― lxy, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Salt Lake City, Utah arrived from google.com on "My Crafty Little Page: The Boob Fairy" by searching for boob business cards.
― lxy, Saturday, 17 January 2009 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
re. playmobil security check point:
EB says that there's an elaborate playmobil display at the seattle center train show, featuring the security check point and including police with guns drawn, arabs on rooftops, monkeys with bottles of rum...
― lxy, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link
and most importantly:
an airplane in the water with passengers standing on the wings.
::::))))
― lxy, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link
oh yeah, and trains with hobos holding bottles of wine.
― lxy, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link
i brought my daughter the 77380 vga my first camera and the was no software with it iv been searchin the web for past 3 days and still nothing please can u send me a link to download it because with out it the camera is usless thanks
― jergins, Monday, 26 January 2009 07:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I HATE THIS PHONE YOU ALWYS HAVE TO HURRY AND TALK BECAUES YOUR MINUTS MIGHT GO TO HIGH TAKE IT FROM ME NEVER GET THESE KIND OF PHONES!!!!!!!!!!!
― jergins, Monday, 26 January 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/kip.jpg
― jergins, Monday, 2 February 2009 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, if I had a backside like that at HER age - I'd keep it covered...!!
Only flaunt it if you've got it - and you know what love? You ain't!!
Gawd help you by the time you get to your thirties - let alone your forties!! Ha hahaClick to rate Rating 7- silky, London, 1/2/2009 4:01
― jergins, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link
#66320 by ascii (n00b) at 2009-01-29 22:14:48 GMT its beautifull music! very nice! italy double producer!
― jergins, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 05:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I got a hold of these 3 Mikkel Metal EPs from this kid downstairs who has this wild techno collection. I'm trying not to spend too much time down there because he and his friends are so young if anyone finds out I think I'd get arrested!
― jergins, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Alice L.
Edmonds, WA4 star rating7/14/2007
I just went to St. Andrew's for the first time just recently, after a jog around the lake. I really enjoed my time here. It's really a great local tavern that has a combo of that hometown Scottish bar mixed with an glamorized American flare!
― jelky, Sunday, 8 February 2009 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Comment by Miss India2009-02-05 20:11:11
OMG Russians are soo poor! CocaCola is considered a luxury drink in poverty stricken Russia. Besides, Russians are severly malnourished and the sugar in Coke is known to provide much needed starch and carb to poor starving Russians. Instead of complaining about CocaCola Russians needs to say thank you for once to this great American Company once and for all
― jergins, Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link
7 responses so far ↓
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1 Phinney Resident // Sep 21, 2008 at 9:29 am
I’m sorry but there are rats all over this restaurant. I will never eat there again until they get the rat situation under control. *
2 Akacoral // Nov 4, 2008 at 7:01 pm
according to dept of health inspections there is no mention of rodents since 2006. Food is fresh and restaurant clean.
― jergins, Monday, 9 February 2009 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link
swswsw1221 (China PR)I hope north korean would get a place of world cup 2010,I have seen them in hai nan,The southeast of china ,they work very hard,although they are very poor.Good luck for them!
― jergins, Friday, 13 February 2009 08:07 (fifteen years ago) link
HIGH BUD! THANKS BEING A FRIEND. HAVE A BLAZIN DAY
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/42/s_8f0b3ee7d6254e70bc0d8174ead6b7b5.gif
― lxy, Monday, 16 February 2009 05:51 (fifteen years ago) link
just loving him for the soundworlds he is creating and I am diving into it!
― lxy, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
am i a woman - yes - am i on television - yes - am i on the news - yes - am i dead - not sure - am i sandra sully
― jergins, Thursday, 26 February 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear Red States: We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our owncountry, and we're taking all the other Blue States with us. In case youaren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the entire Northeast. Webelieve this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to thepeople of the new country of New California.To sum up briefly: You getTexas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and thebest beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Inteland Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states paytheir fair share.Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower thanthe Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunchof single moms. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of thepineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent ofAmerica's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the hightech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods,sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford,Cal Tech and MIT.With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have tocope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health carecosts), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of thetornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all SouthernBaptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, BobJones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.hked222 9:44 AM
― lxy, Sunday, 1 March 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
help center | e-mail options | report spam missouristexan has made a comment on garage door two:
JW and Debbie, you guys should already see the problem in the first 3 seconds of his first video. (Other than the piece of crap Genie - which doesn't matter to this fix)
Left side spring is broken, right about the middle. The opener won't lift any higher because the force settings in the opener won't allow it, and stop the motor. By this point, jergins will probably need a new carriage too.
― jergins, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
lolllol who is missouristexan
― lxy, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
someone who has opinions about garage doors i guess!
― jergins, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
oh okay haha i constructed a whole story about it, involving your movies of the k-land house
― lxy, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
lazaros Says:
to me is a very uptodate wonderful project.I’d say it’s inspired by GOD.The architect may be a PROFET.
same as NOAh.The way the world is going.nukes,climate change,anger,greed,fuel price,food price,biofuels,Powers,emerging powers,Religions,Lobies,NOT Trust,selfishnest,imorality.I’ve nearly lost faith in people.FLOATING CIYTES Hopefuly will save life in this planet.LIKE NOAH!!
― lxy, Sunday, 8 March 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
LOLOLOL ITS CASE2.BEM.DEEM.TKID.QA.INDIE.PLUS2-BY-COPE2.TEKNYC.EWOK.JEE.!!!
― lxy, Saturday, 21 March 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
dRonKo: good thing i have actual conflicts to deal with in my IRL
― lxy, Saturday, 21 March 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Brooks Salzwdel:
If I had a large warehouse space I would recreate space in the space. Not “space” like outer space, but “space” like the space that is in the space. I would take all the discarded materials in the space to a new space and remake the materials out of biodegradable materials. Then I would take the new materials that were made in the new space and put them in the old space. Over time, the new materials in the old space would start to deteriorate, grow mold and algae, forcing the new materials to deteriorate more quickly. To further along the process of deterioration I would litter the space with fog machines… many fog machines… hundreds of fog machines. So that the fog machines would fill the space with fog. The fog would fill the entire space from side to side, bottom to top. The light that comes through the windows of the space would then unintentionally make the fog in the space resemble space - “space” like a nebulous in outer space not like the space in the space’s space.
I would then sit on one side of the space have an irreconcilable other sit of the other side of the space. I would want to do this because I want to see what space looks like over time… not “space” like the space what fills an area, or “space” like outer space, but “space” like the space that needs to be put between two people who need space.
― lxy, Sunday, 22 March 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Zef: How is it plagiarism? I created this 3 years ago. Have you any examples???
― lxy, Monday, 23 March 2009 05:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Lowe and Morrow have Diabetes
They have to adjust to the new grueling lifestyle of the regular season and will be fine in no time.
Aardsma should get the job for now. It’s his to lose. If not, I might understand why no one is around here for Spring Training.
Also, diabetes is an epidemic and likely caused by the food chain tampering of North American Society. Refined sugars and faking out the body with aspartame and splenda amongst other things causes provocations and serious discombulations. If Jesus were to come back, where would he start? I think he would start in Butte, Montana and judge everyone there. And cure diabetes.
Proceed.
by Tony S on Mar 26, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply
― jergins, Friday, 27 March 2009 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link
You form great study groups, breakfast buddies, and partygoers which is such a triple threat friendship!!!
― lxy, Thursday, 2 April 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link
TC says:Wed, 26th Nov 20083:41 pm
small nug saran wrapped and taped to nuts, only full strip search will get ya, never happens
― jergins, Sunday, 12 April 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
once my job is finished I can not leave in USA, second my financial situation is not in a position to pay the rent, third my wife is also pregent and i am very stressful.
― lxy, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link
READ IF YOU HATE ASHTON KUTCHER!!
Ashton is trying to be the first twitter with 1,000,000 followers. we do not want this to happen.
Therefore, everyone must add
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this account was created at 1am last night and is already up to 200K!!! ashton kutcher wants to be the first to a million but your follow of
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DO IT FOR THE LOLz
― lxy, Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey, if one Hipster actually was scammed, what bad can happen anyway - buy one scarf less, or let the beard grow a little longer than usual? Maybe buy 1 or 2 european minimal techno vinyls less that month.
― lxy, Saturday, 18 April 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
<3
― jergins, Saturday, 18 April 2009 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope Blanco breaks his vag.
Posted by: DC Josh | April 18, 2009 at 09:44 PM
― jergins, Sunday, 19 April 2009 01:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I’m sorry but what the hell was this article even about? Britain’s Got Talent? Crocheting? Harnessing the untapped power of ugly women?
― lxy, Thursday, 23 April 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
If you tattoo breasts does milk sometimes come out?
― lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link
For your help i am translating it to you as a greek viewer of the lost.
So the "Σοί δέ θεοί τόσα δοίεν,όσα φρεσί σήσι μενοινάς" means: What Gods have they give, they(Gods) could take it back.
― lxy, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
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is this good? ive never really used it ? is it free?
― lxy, Saturday, 16 May 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
beside i like you as a queen but basicl I love you as a woman, thats what I want allways to say
― lxy, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
icanseeu at 2009-05-22 18:30 CET:lol i like how you fags attack me and call me gay yet you're the ones downloading this homo movie. bunch of damn ferries lol.
― jergins, Saturday, 23 May 2009 07:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Anonymous said...
Hi!You,good~this,a,good,blog,encourage,believe,that,you,can,more,do,more,like,of.....encourage...........encourage.... 14.5.09
― jergins, Friday, 29 May 2009 05:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Youngp843 (4 days ago)
amazing is correct wat do these argument have any thing to do with the video????????????? Yea....Answer that and get back to me
― lxy, Friday, 29 May 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Ghettodued (3 months ago)
Kennny G reminds me of carrot top lol :-)
― lxy, Friday, 5 June 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
# 01 // 31-05-09 // By uthlas
Hi Jon!it's amazing...the other day i watch this photo at your blog, and it call me my atention.. and after, at night i watch a spanish film.. 'Caótica Ana' (Julio Medem Film)... and there was a scene on the film that appears this faces potatoes (38'02")...maybe a casuality? i take a print screen... i think it's the same!
― lxy, Sunday, 7 June 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Another true story: I actually broke up with a casual gf because I couldn't stand the fact that she'd root for any Latin America team when they played against the U.S. For goodness sakes, go take a hike I told her, why the F are you rooting for Guatemala when they play against us if your parents are from Costa Rica. Needless to say, she was good in bed, but not the brightest:)
Anyhow, back on point, I think at some point kids won't care who their parents root for and go for the winning team. After all, who's going to win a World Cup first: USA or Guatemala?
Posted by: Paulo | June 22, 2009 at 12:41 AM
― peace (jergins), Monday, 22 June 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link
needless to say
― lxy, Monday, 22 June 2009 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link
by PurpleState (2 hours and 8 minutes ago) How is it possible for someone so out of shape to stretch so far?
― lxy, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I can give FSC a pass for now for not showing these matches in HD, but is it too much to ask a Rupert Murdoch-owned company to at least show it in focus.
Posted by: Raoul Duke | July 04, 2009 at 09:52 PM
― jergins, Sunday, 5 July 2009 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link
jst4horses
As an old Republican, who used to know the Republican Party before I found it difficult for actually decades. Not to say the Democratic Party is doing much better. I know from complaints from friends who are Democrats that the canned "oh you are so stupid you think you are really talking to the head of the party, or President, or whoever they are using to raise money" or "oh you are so stupid you will blindly follow along" days are not just with the Republicans.
I feel that as one leading Democrat said on Bill Maher, maybe it is time for us, Republicans, as well as he was discussing Democrats, and their leadership, to take back our party. He was discussing the "them" of the Dems saying those who disagreed needed to leave. This attitude is on both sides of the aisle. We Americans need to take back our country, along with our parties. We need to respect and listen to the other parties, to elect whomever we ALL as a majority see as best for the job, not the person with the most commercials and lobbyists.
We are in disaster in our country, and we all need to fix it. No time for name calling, and shame on anyone who does it, on both sides of the aisle.
1:00 pm, Jul 6, 2009
― lxy, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
The person who said that mexican women are ugly has no clue and is racist. Perhaps the fans at the game were ugly, I didn't see it. Lots of fans are ugly. Posted by: KungFuSoccer | July 10, 2009 at 01:18 AM
― jergins, Friday, 10 July 2009 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I do know one classy panamanian though, and his name is Mariano Rivera.. not sure if any of you guys have ever heard of him lol!
― jergins, Sunday, 19 July 2009 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't know what the bid deal is. If you watch soccer, you should speak Spanish or know enough to get by with Telemundo's broadcast team. It's not like they're interviewing Octavio Paz.
Posted by: Boogie_Knight | July 20, 2009 1:19 PM
― jergins, Monday, 20 July 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
about Luciano conducting an "ableton orchestra":
Originally Posted by benkanemill
Will he be conducting them in some form of electronic format?? Like cueing movements over a network?? Or literally be out the front conducting?
And perhaps wearing a tuxedo? Interesting.__________________
Simon_Murphy 19-Jul-09, 04:52pm
Tuxedo t-shirt imo.
― jergins, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN SHANNON DRAYER IS TALKING!
Beltre is back fuckershoes.
by Vatinius on Jul 27, 2009 5:42 PM PDT
― jergins, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 07:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Trade Rumor Sites Are Like Weathermen
Mostly wrong but we still keep surfing to them.
by Tony S on Jul 28, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Why does the girl delivering rally fries always have a mic?
Is it broadcast somewhere?
-- gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions
Rizzs' bedroom.
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― jergins, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 06:16 (fifteen years ago) link
ha!
― lxy, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
as a new tiger fan i would liketo ask all the suporters of hullcity to be behind kama ghilasi am sur he will score more in future as he did with algerian national team and i like to say to mister phil brown you were wright when you brought ghilas to hull city there another algerian player called hassan yebda of benifica who can help the tigers if he join the the end of transfert date in august the 31 again i am glas if you acept betwen the tigers nationazeddine, algiersReport abusecommented on 25-Aug-2009 00:16
― jergins, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Lydia Guevara’s photo looks like it’s straight out of a lad mag covering “Girls Gone Revolutionary” - a mad capped spring break weekend filled with hot sexy socialist vegan co-eds who could kill you with a Salad Shooter. ghostfuk3r // 09 Sep 2009, 3:02 pm
― lxy, Sunday, 13 September 2009 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link
12:46 AM Anonymous said... the taxis were recent. although the taxi drivers face was quite casusal it did not affect how porris i belived the trip to be.
all in all i found it to be quaint and i wish it were to be twain
truely
Hubert Cumberdale.
― jergins, Sunday, 25 October 2009 01:30 (fifteen years ago) link
And do you really want your institution of higher learning to email students at personal email addresses like "really drunk d✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧" or "sassy B*✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧"?
― lxy, Monday, 2 November 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link