laughing at/with politics in the sandbox

actually funny presidential thread for 20 or so posts

you don't need an erection to eat a lobbyist out

-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, February 21, 2008 7:34 AM

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd113/lamepandp/mittfudge.jpg

i hate howard dean cause his resume basically consisted of being governor of vermont and everyone knows thats not even a real job

― joseph sixpack (ice crӕm), Thursday, October 9, 2008 2:53 PM

i can't believe you guys read the comments on right wing websites, i can barely handle reading the corner sometimes

― Mr. Que, Friday, October 24, 2008 11:15 AM

You really don't understand how much I hate my job, then.

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, October 24, 2008 11:16 AM

UR ALL JOES THE PLUMBER!!! U ALL HAVE THUNDERSTICKS!!! GOODBYE FOREVER!!!

― 888 (ice crӕm), Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:48 AM

"...Sarah Palin had her own awkward moment at an afternoon rally in Erie, Pa. -- Pittsburgh Pirates territory....She said she was 'thrilled to be here in the home state of the world champion Philadelphia Phillies.' She got booed."

ok to all you guys who are all "your friends are fucked up, you need new friends", fuck you.

voting happens to be the issue of anxiety among these friends, while they're perfectly fine in other respects, and have done good in their lives otherwise, one of many reasons they are my friends.

it's just really frustrating on rare days like these, trust me, and I have taken them on one by one "Look, why don't you just admit you're scared of Obama and be done with it. You must not be scared of McCain or Palin then.", which has been a very effective line.

but I'm not going to ditch a friend just because they're not hyperinformed on voting bullshit.

Tracer OTM.

― I don't know if I can speak to you if you're going to call yours (Mackro Mackro), Monday, November 3, 2008 12:54 PM

i guess our only option is to suggest ban you sir

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, November 3, 2008 12:56 PM

btw where is the de subjectivisten election thread

― GOOD LUCK USA! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:06

Rolling "teh lolz" draadje

― eman, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 7:23 AM

draadje report

― s1ocki, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 7:24 AM

I just saw Matt Gonzalez, Nadar's running mate, at the Bean Bag on Divisadero about 5 minutes ago. He didn't look that confident.

― svend, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 12:37 PM

tuomas we have elections on tuesday because it gives farmers enough time to get to their nearest polling place after going to church on sunday and still get back in time for market day on wednesday duuuuuuuh i mean hello i bet you guys just elect the king of finland with a pollthread or something gay like that

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 12:47 PM

Voting is supposed to be difficult, if not impossible! It's not supposed to be easy!! Man up, you sorry citizens. People died for your right to stand in line while the whole system breaks down around you. In my day we had to scrap and brawl with knives just for the chance to climb up the side of a building and try to pitch a little piece of paper through a hole the size of a hummingbird's anus, and even then there was pretty fair odds the ballots would all be destroyed in a freak accident before they were even counted.

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 1:29 PM

ralph nadar, kindly redistribute my balls into your mouth.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, November 5, 2008 6:37 AM

She leans into her rake, "I usually go with the Republicans". She fixes her eye on me, "But this man....he is an honest man, you know?". Then she looks down at the leaves again, "And that other guy is too old!....And who does he pick? A jackass!"

Whoever took the entire American electorate and wrapped it up into one human being and deposited that human being in a yard in New Hampshire, thanks.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 7:26 PM