anyway, here's my question:
recognizing that he is most certainly a musical genius but perhaps not, you know, an astronomer:
do you think kells had to look up space terminology to write this song, or did he have it all in his head?
if he looked stuff up, where do you think he looked... online? does he have a dictionary or encyclopedia at home / in his office / at the club? or maybe he called the reference desk of his local library?
i'm interested to know what you think.
― lxy, Saturday, 22 September 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
is it too early to start drinking?
― lxy, Monday, 12 November 2007 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link
lacking a timely response from the experts, i am forced to make my own inexpert assessment. the answer is:
NO, it is not too early to start drinking.
― lxy, Monday, 12 November 2007 04:10 (sixteen years ago) link
never
haha i got xposted
― jergins, Monday, 12 November 2007 04:11 (sixteen years ago) link
was it rye rye w/ m.i.a.? her myspace says she was in dublin last night.
????
― lxy, Saturday, 17 November 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
has there ever been a person that's picked something up off the floour and put it under the vacuum to be picked up later?
― jergins, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link
how was that only 20 minutes?
― lxy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:49 (sixteen years ago) link
am i really going to go to bed with resin all over my hands?
― lxy, Saturday, 15 December 2007 07:49 (sixteen years ago) link
the answer to that is YES
― lxy, Saturday, 15 December 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i hope you washed your sheets
― Lingbert, Monday, 17 December 2007 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i have so many questions.
― lxy, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 04:37 (sixteen years ago) link
ask me some of them that i can answer..............can i answer some of them.........
what are some of the questions..............
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
1. how did you get back on this board? 2. why are you so surly this morning? 3. even though you (seemed to be able to) puzzle out those meeting times, do you agree that it was a stupidly, annoyingly composed email?
― lxy, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
1. apparently, i can post at this address: questions for the experts
but not the one that doesn't log you out
2. i'm actually not feeling surly at all.
3. i feel like that email could have been written by PRETTYPIGGIE
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Please let me know what your schedule will be for the dates and times listed below Monday, May 12, 11am - 12pm, or between 1-3pm Tuesday, May 13, 1-4pm Wednesday, May 14, 11am - 12pm, or between 1-4pm Thursday, May 15, 10am - 12pm, or 1-4pm. Thank you!
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
how soon is too soon to start worrying about not being able to understand stet when he speaks?
― lxy, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
why is that tiny so big in the title when it's tiny in the thread?
― lxy, Monday, 16 June 2008 05:01 (fifteen years ago) link
distance from the monitor
― jergins, Monday, 16 June 2008 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link
but aren't they all the same distance from the monitor?
― lxy, Monday, 16 June 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link
no
― max max max max, Sunday, 6 July 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
dear experts,
is it too early for potato chips?
luv, lxy
― lxy, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link
as long as you chew with your mouth closed, no
― the ghost of potatoes past, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
what language is this:
Sredstev za placilo strežnika nam zopet primanjkuje. Sporocili so nam, da imamo še nekaj dolgov za nazaj.
?
― jergins, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Hi Lxy!
Thanks for writing. You'll be happy to know that it's never too early for potato chips! Studies have shown that literally any time of day is a great time for potato chips.
Hope this answers your question!
All the best,
― max max max max, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey there Jergins!
Thanks for your question. I've taken it up with expert linguists at nearby Columbia University, who tell me that it's Slovenian. Let us know if you need anything else!
Cheers,
― max max max max, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
is it appropriate to say, in an official communication, "this is really complicated but it's important, so stop dicking around and pay attention!"?
― lxy, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
― lew reid, mr. manners (jergins), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
what is this?
OSI DOSI TRELAS EXO TOSI DOSI DINO K OSI DOSI DINO POU EXO TOSES RIMES FTINO
― ncert (jergins), Sunday, 14 September 2008 08:09 (fifteen years ago) link
greek?
― amon, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
a-ha
― ncert (jergins), Sunday, 14 September 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
do people have to log out of ilx in order to post unregistered on ire, how does it work.
please.
― estela, Monday, 15 September 2008 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link
esteemed estela,
indeed, people do have to log out of ilx in order to post unregistered on ire. but when you do log out, you have to remember to check the box for "remove login cookie from my computer."
which is a shame, because i really like cookies!
yours,Lingbert
― Lingbert, Monday, 15 September 2008 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link
dear lingbert,
that was very helpful, many thanks, perhaps even too many thanks, maybe so many thanks it could be a little bit uncomfortable for everyone.
<3stela
― estela, Monday, 15 September 2008 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link
does it make sense for vespas and segways to be sold in the same store? this has been bothering me for more than a week.
thanks in advance for your help.
― lxy, Monday, 15 September 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Hiya Lxy,
Thanks a bunch for your question. It's quite a doozy! But the answer is yes, it does make sense. Especially if it's a store that sells vehicles with two wheels. Hope this helps!
Keep up the good work,
― Experts (max max max max), Monday, 15 September 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
thank you for your prompt reply. i appreciate your assistance in resolving this perplexing conundrum.
yours,lxy
― lxy, Monday, 15 September 2008 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Thank you Lxy! Without people like you, experts wouldn't have a job.
That being said, I need to remind you that this is a thread for "questions for the experts." Since your post didn't have a question in it, I'm going to ask the mods to remove it.
Wishing you the best,
― Experts (max max max max), Monday, 15 September 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
you don't know who you're fucking with? she'll go and change the thread title?
― Avienda Q (jergins), Monday, 15 September 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link
dear maxpert,
does your post have a question in it?
no, it doesn't.
in that case shouldn't it be also removed in a righteous purge?
si.
― estela, Monday, 15 September 2008 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
max,
why would you want to fuck with me?
lxy
― lxy, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 01:16 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/1425142310_9714fc8ed8.jpg?v=0I'm sorry for the times I left you homeI was on the road and you were aloneI'm sorry for the times that I had to goI'm sorry for the fact that I did not knowThat you were sitting home just wishing weCould go back to when it was just you and meI'm sorry for the times I would neglectI'm sorry for the times I disrespect
I'm sorry for the wrong things that I've doneI'm sorry I'm not always there for my sonI'm sorry for the fact that I am not awareThat you can't sleep at night when I am not thereBecause I am in the streets like everydaySorry for the things that I did not sayLike how you are the best thing in my worldAnd how I am so proud to call you my girl
(Bridge)I understand that there are some problemsAnd I am not too blind to knowAll the pain you kept inside youEven though you might not showIf I can apologize for being wrongThen it's just a shame on meI'll be the reason for your pain and you can put the blame on me
ChorusYou can put the blame on me (4x)Said you can put the blame on me (3x)You can put the blame on me
Sorry for the things that he put you throughAnd all the times you didn't know what to doSorry that you had to go and sell those packsJust trying to stay busy till you heard from DadAnd you would rather be home with all your kidsAs one big family with love and blissAnd even though Pops treated us like kings
He got a second wife and you didn't agreeHe got up and left you there all aloneI'm sorry that you had to do it on your ownI'm sorry that I went and added to your griefI'm sorry that your son was once a thiefI'm sorry that I grew up way too fastI wish I would've listened and not be so badI'm sorry your life turned out this wayI'm sorry the FEDS came and took me away
(Bridge)
I'm sorry that it took so long to seeThey were dead wrong trying to put it on meI'm sorry that it took so long to speakBut I was on tour with Gwen StefaniI'm sorry for the hand that she was dealtFor the embarrassment that she feltJust a little young girl trying to have funHer daddy should never let her out that youngI'm sorry for Club Zen getting shut downI hope they manage better next time aroundHow was I to know she was underageIn a 21 and older club they sayWhy doesn't anybody wanna take blameVerizon backed out disgracing my nameI'm just a singer trying to entertainBecause I love my fans I'll take that blameEven though the blame's on you (3x)I'll take that blame from you
And you can put that blame on me (2x)You can put that blame on meAnd you can put that blame on me
― Experts (max max max max), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link
ok
― lxy, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link
i participated in this text exchange today:
friend: what nationality was pablo picasso?me: spanishfriend: thanks!me: are you cheating at trivial pursuit?friend: it was the question of the day at the bank.me: what is my prize!......me: what is my prize!??friend: a high five.
so, experts, can i call bullshit? shouldn't i get the prize or at least part of it?
― lxy, Monday, 22 September 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Frankly Lxy, having a good friend is a pretty good prize in and of itself!
― Experts (max max max max), Monday, 22 September 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
give thanks to the lord for that prize snaffling chum.
― estela, Monday, 22 September 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
max, you're fired as my expert.
― lxy, Monday, 22 September 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
estela, do you need a job?
― lxy, Monday, 22 September 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
u cant fire me jerk
― Experts (max max max max), Monday, 22 September 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
uhh, i think i can, as a matter of fact.
― lxy, Monday, 22 September 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
sad
― Ex-pert (max max max max), Monday, 22 September 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
i love a concise expert
― lxy, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link
<3
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 August 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link