every board needs a drunk thread

you know lxy you're a mod so you dont really have to suggest anything

lol bass guitarist dance

new zealand men are famous for being terrific dancers.

bring them on

i will outshake them to the ground

i will cheer you on.

'What will you have?'
'I wouldn't mind a whisky.'
'Nor would I, but you'll have to make do with rum.'

The End of the Affair -- Graham Greene

I am not drunk yet, but maybe soon.

drink more!

Yes!

I am only at that heavy-sigh dully peaceful point of consumption, after one large and lovely dark rum + lime + soda.

while i, on the other hand, am DUR?NK!

oh dear

heh :) I do like this rum stuff. Do you think rummy was originally a drinking game?

And then there's gin rummy

I never ghotueh thought of the booze connecstion before

well that's more like it. my fingers are drunk, now.

have now reached the stage of rubbing lime oil in my left eye and thinking i'd be better off aslppe
sigh

aw

every board needs a thread where you can post 'i'm not drunk but i'm posting here anywway'

i'm not drunk but i'm posting here anywway

i'm not drunk but i'm so tired that i might as well be drunk

oh holy shit

no fucking kidding

it was worth it

yes but still

i have exited whatever circle of hell that was WHEW

thinking i might get drunk tonite

thinking i might be drunk tonight

ok it's official

we ran out of club soda on this historic night so i had to invent a new drink it is comprised of rum and lime and champagne and it is called MANDATE

it tastes good but i do not recommend it because of the drunkeness oh holy shit

who wants to drink my election night share, it could be like carbon emissions trading.

i will take this on, my first act of service to a new america

cheers, you are a fine new american

"You are about to go on one of the great journeys of life. Congratulations and go enjoy yourself."

oi yoi yoi but good good good

jj on fluffy bear:

i mean this is a guy who once got sent home from work after election night because his boss could not only smell the whiskey sweats coming off him, but also identify (correctly) the brand of whiskey in question.

― CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 6:31 PM

me: if i brought in cheap gin would you drink it?
boss: if you brought gasoline in i'd drink it

i love me some gin but the cheap stuff ain't worth the pain

well hello.

lol reel around the fountain youtube

whos drunk now

to answer your question, i am drunk now

ctrl-f drnuk comes up red

boss, drinking vitamin water: I WISH THIS WAS BURBOUN

hoi hoi

not drunk, but i have just made the most delicious drink:
juice of 1/2 a fresh grapefruit + gin, shaken, over ice.

simple yet wonderful!

apparently this is called a greyhound.

my understanding is that a greyhound = vodka + grapefruit juice

a cursory google search indicates that my understanding is limited, though not entirely incorrect

the search told me the same thing, max. my sister told me it was a greyhound.

perhaps it is like a martini, where you can have vodka or gin, but all the cool ppl drink them with gin.