hahaha! stepdaughter was all "ooo! no! you'll be caught in x-fire" and I'm all "no dude, we wld never hav to go outside!"
― Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:33 (seventeen years ago) link
but u wld & u'd luv it!
― lxy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:35 (seventeen years ago) link
I no! Mr. Jaq feers the packing :( I think it owuld be grebtst thing EVAH!
― Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:37 (seventeen years ago) link
potential loft is 1 block from salumi and 1 block from Elliott bya bookds
so so vvv addicted to craigslist :(((((((
move there. i mean 1 block elliot bay. do not move to craig's list. that would suck.
― lxy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:39 (seventeen years ago) link
haha craig would molest u
― jergins, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:41 (seventeen years ago) link
I noes! would that not be the best!
okay experts: should I sell the car?
― Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:41 (seventeen years ago) link
uhm, oh - xpost
― Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:42 (seventeen years ago) link
yes, if u move to 1 block elliot bay, yes.
― lxy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:42 (seventeen years ago) link
thats what I'm thinking plus parking is $$$$$ down that way and there are buses
― Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:46 (seventeen years ago) link
that is so much the place for us. time to go look on sunday maybe
― Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 07:46 (seventeen years ago) link
how do i sleep more?
― jergins, Thursday, 5 July 2007 08:05 (seventeen years ago) link
how do i speed up my internet?
― jergins, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link
jaq, loft news?
― lxy, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link
dear experts:
if i had cramps AND spilled coffee on my yellow sweater AND discovered a hold in my pants... would that be reason enough to leave work early?
― lxy, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link
hold in your pants? hell yes, go home
― jergins, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link
oh jexux i just noticed that typo and now i understand fully your response. dumdum over here lol!
― lxy, Saturday, 22 September 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link
anyway, here's my question:
recognizing that he is most certainly a musical genius but perhaps not, you know, an astronomer:
do you think kells had to look up space terminology to write this song, or did he have it all in his head?
if he looked stuff up, where do you think he looked... online? does he have a dictionary or encyclopedia at home / in his office / at the club? or maybe he called the reference desk of his local library?
i'm interested to know what you think.
― lxy, Saturday, 22 September 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link
is it too early to start drinking?
― lxy, Monday, 12 November 2007 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link
lacking a timely response from the experts, i am forced to make my own inexpert assessment. the answer is:
NO, it is not too early to start drinking.
― lxy, Monday, 12 November 2007 04:10 (sixteen years ago) link
never
haha i got xposted
― jergins, Monday, 12 November 2007 04:11 (sixteen years ago) link
was it rye rye w/ m.i.a.? her myspace says she was in dublin last night.
????
― lxy, Saturday, 17 November 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
has there ever been a person that's picked something up off the floour and put it under the vacuum to be picked up later?
― jergins, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link
how was that only 20 minutes?
― lxy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:49 (sixteen years ago) link
am i really going to go to bed with resin all over my hands?
― lxy, Saturday, 15 December 2007 07:49 (sixteen years ago) link
the answer to that is YES
― lxy, Saturday, 15 December 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i hope you washed your sheets
― Lingbert, Monday, 17 December 2007 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i have so many questions.
― lxy, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 04:37 (sixteen years ago) link
ask me some of them that i can answer..............can i answer some of them.........
what are some of the questions..............
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
1. how did you get back on this board? 2. why are you so surly this morning? 3. even though you (seemed to be able to) puzzle out those meeting times, do you agree that it was a stupidly, annoyingly composed email?
― lxy, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
1. apparently, i can post at this address: questions for the experts
but not the one that doesn't log you out
2. i'm actually not feeling surly at all.
3. i feel like that email could have been written by PRETTYPIGGIE
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Please let me know what your schedule will be for the dates and times listed below Monday, May 12, 11am - 12pm, or between 1-3pm Tuesday, May 13, 1-4pm Wednesday, May 14, 11am - 12pm, or between 1-4pm Thursday, May 15, 10am - 12pm, or 1-4pm. Thank you!
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
how soon is too soon to start worrying about not being able to understand stet when he speaks?
― lxy, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
why is that tiny so big in the title when it's tiny in the thread?
― lxy, Monday, 16 June 2008 05:01 (sixteen years ago) link
distance from the monitor
― jergins, Monday, 16 June 2008 05:58 (sixteen years ago) link
but aren't they all the same distance from the monitor?
― lxy, Monday, 16 June 2008 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link
no
― max max max max, Sunday, 6 July 2008 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link
dear experts,
is it too early for potato chips?
luv, lxy
― lxy, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
as long as you chew with your mouth closed, no
― the ghost of potatoes past, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
what language is this:
Sredstev za placilo strežnika nam zopet primanjkuje. Sporocili so nam, da imamo še nekaj dolgov za nazaj.
?
― jergins, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Hi Lxy!
Thanks for writing. You'll be happy to know that it's never too early for potato chips! Studies have shown that literally any time of day is a great time for potato chips.
Hope this answers your question!
All the best,
― max max max max, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey there Jergins!
Thanks for your question. I've taken it up with expert linguists at nearby Columbia University, who tell me that it's Slovenian. Let us know if you need anything else!
Cheers,
― max max max max, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link
is it appropriate to say, in an official communication, "this is really complicated but it's important, so stop dicking around and pay attention!"?
― lxy, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― lew reid, mr. manners (jergins), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
what is this?
OSI DOSI TRELAS EXO TOSI DOSI DINO K OSI DOSI DINO POU EXO TOSES RIMES FTINO
― ncert (jergins), Sunday, 14 September 2008 08:09 (sixteen years ago) link
greek?
― amon, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link
a-ha
― ncert (jergins), Sunday, 14 September 2008 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
do people have to log out of ilx in order to post unregistered on ire, how does it work.
please.
― estela, Monday, 15 September 2008 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link
esteemed estela,
indeed, people do have to log out of ilx in order to post unregistered on ire. but when you do log out, you have to remember to check the box for "remove login cookie from my computer."
which is a shame, because i really like cookies!
yours,Lingbert
― Lingbert, Monday, 15 September 2008 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link
do you know of a good book that tells about the evolution of symbols, like where @ and & and % came from?
― jergins, Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
do you know of a good book about the history of malls
― harbl, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
would read that book
― jergins, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
isn't this a weird email to get from a colleague? like, from a colleague you aren't close to and don't work with very much?
Have a marvelous day and weekend.
There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.David Burns, Intimate Connections
― lxy, Friday, 30 January 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf language is this in
― jergins, Thursday, 5 February 2009 08:59 (fifteen years ago) link
were my shotgun wedding jokes over the line?
― jergins, Thursday, 2 April 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
no they were awesome i LOLLLLED!!!!!
― lxy, Thursday, 2 April 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/vandygirl2/wink2.gif
― jergins, Thursday, 2 April 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
but apparently estela questions my integrity as an expert so
― lxy, Friday, 3 April 2009 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
(imo at least in this case i think she is RONG)
i have three pillows, two of them down/goosefeather(i think?) and as i sleep i must push them up, towards the wall, so that they cascade up and over and back down onto my head, or if not that they point out into the air and when i look up i think i'm wearing one of those dumb jester hats. it's annoying, and the pillows don't work that well. what do i need to do? buy/get more pillows?
― jergins, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry has taken me so long to respond to your question. every night since you asked it i only remembered as i was getting into bed, adjusting my pillows. never when i was at the computer or even upright. and it seemed silly to get up and turn the computer on to answer, especially considering the fact that in all likelihood you were already fighting with your pillows, not looking at the computer.
― lxy, Sunday, 26 April 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
the bathroom clock claims LIGHTED DISPLAY. in what year was that last true?
― jergins, Monday, 14 September 2009 05:46 (fifteen years ago) link
lol 1984? never in my time that's for sure.
― lxy, Monday, 14 September 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
why would cyst location run in a family?
― jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link
gross i don't know. good thing i never had children, what a terrible thing to pass down.
― lxy, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link
is there a difference between clumsiness and carelessness?
― lxy, Thursday, 9 August 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link
yes
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2018 00:55 (six years ago) link
i love a concise expert
― lxy, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link
<3
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 August 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link