tonight in my speech class someone said said orgasm instead of organism and recovered better than i did. i had to think about dead pets in order to stop laughing.
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― The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Thursday, October 7, 2010 8:24 PM
― lxy, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL amon, dr. morbius:
funniest thing about the WSJ blog entry -- that people actually do "online banking." What a buncha darned fools.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 8:17 AM
does that boggle ur stone-age mind or
― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 8:25 AM
other things "darned fools" do "online": shopping, taxes, reading, chatting!?!?!
― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 8:29 AM
never been ripped off during online chatting and reading funnily enough
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 8:45 AM
I don't think many people are ever ripped off due to online banking, fwiw.
The most you're going to be able to do is view balances, transfer between existing accounts, and view bank account numbers. You know, the same numbers anyone can read off of a check you write.
But checks might be too "damned foolish" too, I don't know.
― mh, Tuesday, December 21, 2010 8:49 AM
thx for the new display name
― old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 9:02 AM
I prefer barter
also, fuck you am0n
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 9:15 AM
― lxy, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
not.. really
there was cider though, and some thing called 'sangrita' which i did not indulge in
― boner graphs (electricsound), Tuesday, December 28, 2010
dunno if i could drink something with 'grit' in the name - like how i can't eat a turducken due to 'turd' being in the name
well nowhere near as bad, but u feel me
― lights out gorilla rodeo (haitch), Tuesday, December 28, 2010
shiitake mushrooms?cucumber?
won't be wearing a cummerbund anytime soon either
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link
It was to a different MP, but once I printed out the wallogina, put an arrow next to one of them, wrote 'YOU' next to the arrow and posted it to the one who had been a cunt.
― I don't wanna be with nobody but boobs. Oh no. (edwardo), Tuesday, February 15, 2011
― lxy, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
when i woke this morning my first thought was OH GREAT ANOTHER GRIM DAY OF CATASTROPHICALLY SPIRALLING SELF-REFLECTION, and then my next was FRA-EE-DAY, FRA-EE-DAY, and then my next was :).
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, March 15, 2011 1:41 PM
― jergins, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
and when they rolled back the stone, they found iatee sonning betas in an internet beef
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, June 14, 2011 10:54 AM (3 days ago)
― lxy, Friday, 17 June 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
u s steel on taking a trip with her mom. what's not to <3 about this:
...but mostly we like the same stuff (gambling, cheese, scenic drives).
― Deremiah Was a Bullfrog (u s steel), Thursday, June 9, 2011 11:33 PM
― lxy, Monday, 20 June 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
stet lol (and a little bit of a dig at ilx's most inveterate admin log watcher):
i cld just get the adming log to also post to this thread, if it'd save you the trouble?
― stet, Tuesday, June 28, 2011 12:23 PM (19 minutes ago)
― lxy, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
when you say program java do you mean make coffee because i can do that
― lxy, Thursday, June 30, 2011 7:17 PM
― jergins, Friday, 1 July 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
when we were heading to lunch at Paris, we passed a group of frat bros just as they won $38K playing roulette; I cheered for them although I knew at least one of them was likely to die that night
― DJP, Thursday, July 7, 2011 6:21 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 7 July 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link
omg Z S is funny:
there was like a 10-15 second pre-earthquake before the biggest part hit, and from the sounds of the flushing and minor shaking on the floors above and below me, i thought there was a major plumbing problem. my thoughts for the first half of the earthquake were basically "is the water going to shoot up the toilet and into my butt"
― Z S, Tuesday, August 23, 2011 10:49 AM
― lxy, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
MTV VMA's really brings out the best. LOLLLing that Bieber really said "I'd like to thank not only God, but also Jesus"
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, August 29, 2011 10:05 AM
holy ghost is all what the fuck am i, invisible?
― zvookster, Monday, August 29, 2011 10:06 AM
― lxy, Monday, 29 August 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
<3 caek
at work we each get a subsidised ticket for two litres + 1 chicken. the subsidy comes from the coffee machine. haha i don't drink coffee and i'm going to sell the chicken.
― caek, Monday, September 19, 2011 1:34 PM
― lxy, Monday, 19 September 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
Max: I am okay, I am typing this from a phone a man lended to me, since gmail failed I was afraid to use my computer. I spent the night at an Internet cafe here, watching the news reports roll in. Everyone here cannot believe this has happened. I have to go now, a family need to use this phone to check an old hotmail account they have. Please everyone take care and only use mail if you absolutely must. God bless us all.
― When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Saturday, September 24, 2011 8:13 AM
― jergins, Sunday, 25 September 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
went out with a guy who works as a sound engineer a few weeks ago and went on about how he can't date people that don't work in creative fields, because they are not "self-actualized"...uhm, ok. i'm just trying to find someone to make out with, bud.
― bene_gesserit, Friday, November 4, 2011 4:16 PM
― jergins, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
- copied loads of papers for a meeting with a credit bank tomorrow (yes, i'm the 99%, sadly, the past haunts me in the shape of a huge study debt)- totally forged my work contract and house renting contract because i couldn't find the original copies anymore; had the perfect culprit too, my dad, who got way into it lol, pulling out letter paper from 8 years ago to print it on, creasing up the paper to make it look old, driving staples through it, smashing perforating holes through it "because it's been in your binder for years DO YOU SEE), suggesting to use a "low ink pen" for the signatures. great son-dad moment, been years...- wine, bliss, sleep now
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre),
― lxy, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link
btw apropos of nothing, I spent the weekend with my dad in Chicago who spent about 14 hours raving about how amazing MN apples have become
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Wednesday, November 9, 2011
honeycrisps are good its true
not as good as fujis tho
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, November 9, 2011
and i can eat them guilt free! hooray for america!
xpost nah we got a whole new apple going on right now that i cant remember the name of, gala something maybe?
― cannonball aderall (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 9, 2011
sweet tango?
I think it's SweeTango(TM), although based on how my dad was going on about them they should be called CrackOrgasm.
― lxy, Friday, 11 November 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
this is pretty funny
― lxy, Monday, 28 November 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
all these ppl in here?
― jergins, Monday, 28 November 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
ja that
― lxy, Monday, 28 November 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
Dreamed last night that I smoked celery in a dorm room with 2 ILXors (one of whom I've met irl) and Miley Cyrus. I was like, "wtf, celery?" but they explained that it's just as strong as weed if you do it right. You put it in a glass Coke bottle with some fire inside and suck the smoke out through a straw.
Not feeling very rested this morning.
― WmC, Saturday, May 21, 2011
diet smoke
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Saturday, May 21, 201
― lxy, Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link
i have a lot of affection for lapsed vegetarians because i feel like the period afterwards is always so grateful & enthusiastic. my friend started eating fish & it's like a whole freed prisoner thing, just constantly renewed wonder at how bright life can be. vegetarianism has its own stockholm syndrome thing, like you are condemned to spending time with mushrooms & slow-cooked onions but you learn to love those things as a result of your captivity.
― schlump, Tuesday, February 5, 2013 9:26 AM (22 minutes ago
― lxy, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
when everyone was posting on the sandbox last year i hoped schlump would stick around after big ilx came back but then i never saw him here again.
― estela, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
i hoped that too! i said as much when i posted the above, but i deleted it before clicking submit. why i don't know.
― lxy, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
it sounds like the sin of pride to my catholic-raised ears.
― estela, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
and that sounds like the sin of speaking too directly to my lutheran-raised ears.
― lxy, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
your dainty lutheran-raised ears might not have liked the catholic volume and tone of my laugh when i read that.
― estela, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
sin of pride kicking in again: it pleases me to know i made you laugh.
― lxy, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
why was lxy reading sandbox football threads imo
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
huh i can't find the original post that is strange
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
a cat may look at a king. xp
― estela, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
not sandbox is why you couldn't find it. http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=1699348&boardid=40&threadid=81232
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
i read it cuz i followed the world cup. did you ever see the video of the chart jergins and i made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ECgk77qKyU&feature=player_embedded
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
vv commendable
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
wait can one steal from ilx like that
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
it's our big brother, of course one can!
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
think of it as a hand-me-down.
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
this appropriation of a set of words sounds to me like a bit of a lxycon
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
oh you goofy!
http://i.word.com/idictionary/hand-me-down
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
i was just trying to make a lxycon joke tbh
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
lol good, that's the best kind of joke. i just didn't want to presume.
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago) link
tho jergins and i actually had a "maybe they use a different term there" conversation.
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago) link
If youse're not gonna assume that i'm v v clever i shan't hang round
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 09:02 (eleven years ago) link
you've no call to worry
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
haha je55e -- this is getting off topic and maybe it's just me but i've always felt like home depot is kind of a cruising environment, it's basically a series of long hypermasculine alleyways populated by rugged dudes and you have to kind of lurk around near all this manly stuff, sometimes you stop and ask a guy a question then you end up following him down a darkened aisle. idk, maybe i just get confused by the signage out front for "contractor pickup" because i always think "yes, please."
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, June 6, 2013 5:19 AM
― lxy, Thursday, 6 June 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
i was just daydreaming yesterday about how much i love to go to home depot or lowe's because i like to feel small and the high ceilings and high shelves with really big things on them are just the thing to make a tall lady feel small. also it smells great.
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 6 June 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6236/6225360126_1722e4c837.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 June 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
mookie you are off the charts
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
I got confused by my mobile phone boarding pass and showed the flight security attendant an Instagram of a bee.
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 4:54 AM (3 weeks ago)
― lxy, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:10 (nine years ago) link