swansons pays me for product placement
― jergins, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i accidentally invented a new drink tonight. it's called "five kinds of fucked up." but i kinda liked it.
― lxy, Saturday, 13 September 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link
what are the five kinds?
― Lingbert, Saturday, 13 September 2008 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
1. baby i will take u home2. baby will u take me home3. bucket4. greaselover5. BLACKOUT
― trial and era!! (jergins), Saturday, 13 September 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
sheet
― lxy, Saturday, 13 September 2008 05:56 (sixteen years ago) link
"just roomates"
― g®▲đұ, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 8:26 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― gr8090, Saturday, 13 September 2008 06:08 (sixteen years ago) link
― lxy, Saturday, 13 September 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
you know lxy you're a mod so you dont really have to suggest anything
― gr8090, Saturday, 13 September 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
― estela, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
lol bass guitarist dance
― gr8090, Saturday, 13 September 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link
new zealand men are famous for being terrific dancers.
― estela, Saturday, 13 September 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link
bring them on
― jergins, Saturday, 20 September 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
i will outshake them to the ground
i will cheer you on.
― estela, Saturday, 20 September 2008 13:06 (sixteen years ago) link
'What will you have?''I wouldn't mind a whisky.''Nor would I, but you'll have to make do with rum.'
The End of the Affair -- Graham Greene
― lxy, Sunday, 21 September 2008 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I am not drunk yet, but maybe soon.
― Jaq2, Sunday, 21 September 2008 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link
drink more!
― lxy, Sunday, 21 September 2008 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes!
I am only at that heavy-sigh dully peaceful point of consumption, after one large and lovely dark rum + lime + soda.
― Jaq2, Sunday, 21 September 2008 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
while i, on the other hand, am DUR?NK!
― lxy, Sunday, 21 September 2008 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link
oh dear
heh :) I do like this rum stuff. Do you think rummy was originally a drinking game?
― Jaq2, Sunday, 21 September 2008 05:02 (sixteen years ago) link
And then there's gin rummy
I never ghotueh thought of the booze connecstion before
― Jaq2, Sunday, 21 September 2008 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link
well that's more like it. my fingers are drunk, now.
― Jaq2, Sunday, 21 September 2008 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link
have now reached the stage of rubbing lime oil in my left eye and thinking i'd be better off aslppesigh
― Jaq2, Sunday, 21 September 2008 05:36 (sixteen years ago) link
aw
― franklin t mint (jergins), Sunday, 21 September 2008 06:23 (sixteen years ago) link
every board needs a thread where you can post 'i'm not drunk but i'm posting here anywway'
― jergins, Friday, 26 September 2008 10:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm not drunk but i'm posting here anywway
― jergins, Friday, 26 September 2008 10:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm not drunk but i'm so tired that i might as well be drunk
oh holy shit
― lxy, Friday, 26 September 2008 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link
no fucking kidding
― jergins, Friday, 26 September 2008 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link
it was worth it
― lxy, Friday, 26 September 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
yes but still
― jergins, Friday, 26 September 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
i have exited whatever circle of hell that was WHEW
― jergins, Friday, 26 September 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
thinking i might get drunk tonite
― gr8090, Saturday, 4 October 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link
thinking i might be drunk tonight
― babaluba (jergins), Saturday, 4 October 2008 06:28 (fifteen years ago) link
ok it's official
― your friend the drunk (jergins), Saturday, 4 October 2008 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link
we ran out of club soda on this historic night so i had to invent a new drink it is comprised of rum and lime and champagne and it is called MANDATE
it tastes good but i do not recommend it because of the drunkeness oh holy shit
― lxy, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 06:48 (fifteen years ago) link
who wants to drink my election night share, it could be like carbon emissions trading.
― estela, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 06:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i will take this on, my first act of service to a new america
― jergins, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:02 (fifteen years ago) link
cheers, you are a fine new american
― estela, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link
"You are about to go on one of the great journeys of life. Congratulations and go enjoy yourself."
― estela, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:16 (fifteen years ago) link
oi yoi yoi but good good good
― lxy, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link
jj on fluffy bear:
i mean this is a guy who once got sent home from work after election night because his boss could not only smell the whiskey sweats coming off him, but also identify (correctly) the brand of whiskey in question.
― CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 6:31 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link
me: if i brought in cheap gin would you drink it?boss: if you brought gasoline in i'd drink it
― jergins, Saturday, 22 November 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
i love me some gin but the cheap stuff ain't worth the pain
― t. silaviver, Saturday, 22 November 2008 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link
well hello.
― tehresa, Saturday, 22 November 2008 06:42 (fifteen years ago) link
lol reel around the fountain youtube
― jelky, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link
whos drunk now
to answer your question, i am drunk now
― lxy, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link
ctrl-f drnuk comes up red
― jergins, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:21 (fifteen years ago) link
boss, drinking vitamin water: I WISH THIS WAS BURBOUN