estela-esque, that
― buttimore (jergins), Sunday, 28 June 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
it's hard because on the one hand you don't wanna be a shallow jerk but on the other hand feeling like a super jumbo all the time is tiring and on the other hand i just like tall people better
― harbl, Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:00 PM
did i mention it's hard to get dates when you have 3 hands ^_^
― lxy, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I was watching this on BBC world with the sound not too high and I was very confused when the brothers rolled the coffin out of the hall AND THEN BACK IN, like there was going to be an encore or something. But it was just the BBC showing a short recap of the service.
― StanM, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:21
― lxy, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
first half or sohttp://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=73583#unread
― tutta fioritello (jergins), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link
oh ya, i read that one yesterday. first half good!
― lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
my favorite broad definition vegetable is potato chips
― lxy, Sunday, July 12, 2009 1:08 PM
― jergins, Sunday, 12 July 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
there was once a truly spectacular summit meeting of the lbzc critics set: 5 men, all wearing the same thick-rimmed glasses, and my good self, with bad hair and a too-tight cardigan
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:26 PM
Worst porn movie ever.
― tuch her body to get her in a good mod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:27 PM
― jergins, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Weird Cake actually looked and felt like dense cornbread, except sweet and cake-tasting -- would have been edible and tasty and non-weird to anyone who had never had either cornbread or cake
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:10
― lxy, Friday, 17 July 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Best thing about a stealth/ambiguous date is that if nothing happens you can pretend in your mind that it was never a date in the first place. Therefore it doesn't count as a failed date, it's just hanging out with a friend.
― chap, Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:11 PM
you can tell yourself that, yes
― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:12 PM
― jergins, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link
When Apple forced me to give a name to my iPod, I chose the name "ass." Yesterday, when backing it up on iTunes, the title bar at the top of the window said "Backing up 'ass.'"
― iiiijjjj, Monday, July 27, 2009 7:25 PM
― lxy, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
got a hot tip on shelf full of binders, suspect that's the fucking goldmine, we'll all eat good once we unload these sublime frequencies discs without any cover art
― Trey Tsongas (J0hn D.), Monday, July 27, 2009 8:08 PM
― jergins, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link
He suffers deep guilt for the U.S.'s colonial treachery. All he can do to forget it is drink, dance, have meaningless sexual encounters with tourists and eat goldfish crackers.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, August 5, 2009 4:37 AM
― jergins, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link
The last time I was between jobs, I sat on the couch for a week, eating fried shrimp and watching coverage of the Oklahoma City bombing.
Man. That was a great week.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:56 (2 years ago) Permalink
― jergins, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread, from here till early this morning:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=877383&boardid=40&threadid=74265
― lxy, Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Also I predict the Mets choke again, or maybe even an earlier fade this year... Santana's elbow gets wonkz0red, and their rotation shits the bed, also their new park has a new name by the all star break.
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:57 PM (4 months ago)
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:53 AM
its still called citi field--looks like the mets defied your expectations!!
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:54 AM
― jergins, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
being tall gives my bad dancing an even bigger canvas. It's like semaphore or some shit
― stet, Monday, August 31, 2009 10:20 AM
― jergins, Monday, 31 August 2009 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
my girlfriend just texted me from a pub to tell me that Barcelona have just scored one of the best goals she's ever seen. True? (Assuming that she's seen plenty of good goals.)
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:46 PM
she's talking shite tbh, 3 headers, none of the 3 particularly exceptional.
― 123456789 (jim), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:55 PM
how long has she been in the pub?
not long enough for this to be excusable, pfft.
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, August 31, 2009 2:56 PM
― jergins, Monday, 31 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Ordinarily I would email Google to complain in such a situation however when I tried to do this a few minutes ago I remembered Gmail was down, the very source of my initial desire to complain. Google has coerced me into this circular tour of human emotions.
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Tuesday, September 1, 2009 1:02 PM
― jergins, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
this is crap. i have emoticons to send
― jair (jergins), Tuesday, September 1, 2009 12:54 PM
― lxy, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
local garda's contributions on that thread are A+
― jergins, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah there's some funny shit on it
― lxy, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
on the HUMID thread:
FUK U
― am0n, Friday, September 4, 2009 6:04 PM
it's not even humid
― harbl, Friday, September 4, 2009 6:09 PM
Wind: North 0 mphDewpoint: 63°Humidity: 78%
― am0n, Friday, September 4, 2009 6:21 PM
― lxy, Saturday, 5 September 2009 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link
nabisco referring to a post he had made up thread, some months previous:
Hahaha WTF -- I should note that the main error with that quoted story of mine is that I don't think I won the spelling bee, I was runner-up! I don't know if I said "won" because I was confusing it with the geography bee, because the story was simpler that way, or because I wanted to sound like a good speller.
― nabisco, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 12:56 PM
what happened when you got third place at the grammar rodeo?
― the singer who has an affinity for not wearing pants (some dude), Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:00 PM
― lxy, Monday, 7 September 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
now i've got the giggles, can't stop
maybe you were right, i'm just like this normally
― lxy, Monday, 7 September 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
God help anyone near me if I know the answer and nobody playing the game does."Pimento. Pimento. Pimento! PIMENTO MOTHERFUCKERS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL IT'S PIMENTO! PIMEEENTOOOOO! SAY IT YOU COCKSUCKERS! PIMENTO!""...and no one knew, 'What is... Pimento.'""GOD I HATE YOU FUCKERS!"
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, July 27, 2009 4:03 PM
― lxy, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
snog blog written under the influence of egg nog
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 9:55 AM
― lxy, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i should become a christian with all the bread and wine i consume
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Sunday, November 1, 2009 7:08 PM
― lxy, Monday, 2 November 2009 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty sure yer parents would understand u beating off better than making a collage in tribute to a dead dog you'd never met.
― ian, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 5:50 PM
― lxy, Monday, 23 November 2009 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaa
― jergins, Monday, 23 November 2009 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link
back in the early 80s a guy standing next to me on a street corner turned and said "I'd like to fuck you in the ass" I was like hey I know this is NYC and all but wtf.
― chief rocker frankie crocker (m coleman), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 16:17
― jergins, Friday, 4 December 2009 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link
- why so many awful charity records?
^^^you really need to ask that? its for charity!
― SORRY ASS IMPRESSIONS (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 2:52 AM
― vance labar (jergins), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Once the parents were brought in for questioning, Richard Heene feigned sleep during the lie-detector test, claiming it was some sort of diabetic episode, Lewis said.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, December 23, 2009 11:29 AM
...
Heene later attempted, unsuccessfully, to run from police, claiming it was some sort of restless leg episode.
― pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:50 AM
― lxy, Thursday, 24 December 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, we need 3 hours of Alpert laying all this shit out, straight to camera. The rest of the season can be Hurley/Sawyer/Miles bro-down/zingfest.
― ma-cheese-mo (onimo), Monday, January 25, 2010 8:30 AM (2 hours ago)
also otm
― lxy, Monday, 25 January 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
haha max, re. shannon not being on the alternate-universe plane:
should've just had Desmond play her in a blonde wig
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:44 AM
would have made sense to call boone "brother"
― max, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:58 AM (7 minutes ago)
― lxy, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
6 months pass...
oh and Im in New Haven CT now.. no longer Detroit (or B-more before that).
― nothingleft (gravydan), Thursday, February 4, 2010 1:00 PM
I'll make a note of it.
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Thursday, February 4, 2010 1:56 PM
― jergins, Friday, 5 February 2010 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link
was this the cunt that won the brit award?
― jed_, Friday, February 19, 2010 1:22 AM
sorry about the "cunt" i meant it in a glaswegian way.
― jed_, Friday, February 19, 2010 1:23 AM
― jergins, Friday, 19 February 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link
YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:28 PM
HOLY FUCK
― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:28 PM
WHOOOOOOOO
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:28 PM
WHAT WHAT
― max, Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:29 PM
RAD
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:29 PM
In a moment of patriotic glory, Americans on the internet all took the time to solemnly press the CAPS LOCK key
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:30 PM
(also, yay CANADA)
― lxy, Sunday, 28 February 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
from lost thread:
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyesdrE1Ro1qz6kbro1_500.jpg
― lxy, Monday, 1 March 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
The guy I worked for was worried about hiring me bcz of my gender. "Does anyone ever say 'ice cream GIRL'? No, they always say 'ice cream man.'" But something about my willingness to be paid under the table at less than minimum wage allowed me to break the glass ceiling that has stopped so many women from selling ice cream bars throughout history.
― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Monday, March 1, 2010 8:19 PM
― jergins, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i like ned t:
I was momentarily pissed off with Dan for locking the thread but then I posted a couple of cute animals on the cute thread and I felt fine.
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 11:35 AM
― lxy, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I really don't think Jacob and Smokey represent good vs. evil. They are more like Randolph and Mortimer Duke: two powerful dudes with differing theories about humanity.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, March 20, 2010 11:38 AM
― lxy, Saturday, 20 March 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
re: hutaree militia
the thing about these groups is that you never see, like, a super-flash Bond-villain operation set up with massively hi-tech gadgets; it's always some losers with a porto-potty bolted onto a pickup truck that they call "mobile HQ"
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:16 PM
― Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
jeez, did anybody see Prince hit that double 5 minutes ago? Almost fell down following thru on the hack, then windmills down the basepaths for 180 feet like a huge investment banker at a kegger. Funniest shit I've seen in awhile.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 1:32 AM
― Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 07:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I want to know what coffee shop exists at the corner of Melrose and Sweetzer in the alt. timeline, because in this timeline it's Ashton Kutcher's reaturant "Dolce" and the Penny that I fell in love with wouldn't want to meet for coffee there
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, April 7, 2010 3:10 PM
― Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0vpxqMFcc1qz7tb2o1_r1_500.jpg
― lxy, Saturday, 17 April 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
haah
― daspecial1 (jergins), Saturday, 17 April 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee69/sbdnate/lolcano-1.gif
― jelkino espacio (jergins), Monday, 19 April 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
fuckin daft punk clean up this volcano asap or else
http://media.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/photos/images/2010/apr10/volcano_sm/volcano04.jpg
― ice cr?m, Saturday, April 17, 2010 6:44 PM
dudes are never going to finish if they just use that piece of paper
― caek, Saturday, April 17, 2010 7:00 PM
foolish robots
― ice cr?m, Saturday, April 17, 2010 7:03 PM
― jelkino espacio (jergins), Monday, 19 April 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
from mong thread:
looooooool @ abbott talking about cutting the dole for people under 30
― casio cat (electricsound), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 5:03 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Yeah wtf, he really must not wanna be elected.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 5:18 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
at least they're showing their true colours - they loathe the poor and the young
still, that's no big shock is it??
― Marissas now living will never her (haitch), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 5:20 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Sorry guys, but fuck the young.
― kissogram powers (Abbott), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 5:21 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― lxy, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
the fact that a ventriloquist comic can make a living in america is proof that not enough kids are getting the shit kicked out of them in high school
― münchausen by proxymuzak (m bison), Wednesday, May 26, 2010 7:11 AM (1 hour ago)
― lxy, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link