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How to Blow It in Five Words or Less

lxy, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

You can be the father for all the hung men out there.

lxy, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Now you can stop sticking your little friend in a sand when you see a pretty woman.

lxy, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Your stiff wang = her moans

lxy, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link

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lxy, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link

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lxy, Sunday, 17 May 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Pesky Road Bollards (Or..Dont chase that bus, youu&'ll wreck your car)

lxy, Monday, 15 June 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

We cancel meeting, sorry

lxy, Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Hello

I hope this email meets you in good health and spirits. My name is
Fr3dr1ck M4rk.I will be coming into the country for a one month
holiday before my wedding ceremony with my wife-to-be. As part of the
wedding arrangement, we would need dance classes/first wedding dance.
We are looking for a dance teacher/instructor who will assist us with
some few dance steps as well as give us a fun choreography which both
us and the audience will enjoy. Please let me have the types of
dances you teach. Do you do wedding choreography?

jergins, Monday, 20 July 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

lol they're gonna do a pas de deux for their first dance

lxy, Monday, 20 July 2009 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

The smoke smell.

Someone put a cup of noodles in the downstairs microwave
For 20 minutes not 2 minutes.
So the noodles are no more.

jergins, Monday, 3 August 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I have serious issues

lxy, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

from:

Gautreaux Tiny

lxy, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Fornicate like a macho!

lxy, Monday, 10 August 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Give her avalanche of drilling

lxy, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha at this one:

I lost MSN password

lxy, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Your male steeple can work much better!

lxy, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Dear Sir,

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If you need to know any further information please ask us and you will find us at your complete disposal.

We are very anxiously waiting your kind reply by return mail.

Warm regards.

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jergins, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

We know the way to kill even the most killing pain.

lxy, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

oh good

jergins, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I have high temperature.

lxy, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I have a lawer.

lxy, Friday, 11 September 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Hoisters for your pork-lever

lxy, Monday, 14 September 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Person you love

lxy, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Where are you, I'm frozen!

lxy, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

hohohoho all the best

lxy, Friday, 25 September 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

no ads, only love

lxy, Sunday, 18 October 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Be the artist of love!

lxy, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Watch WeedGrowing on-line

lxy, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

May I ask you 1 thing?

lxy, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Satanist housewife cooked cats!

lxy, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

(i miss am0n.)

lxy, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL getting spam from myself, subject line "Hi Hi"

lxy, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Shop shop revolution

lxy, Monday, 14 December 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Good day, I accidentally found a letter from you, I remember how we communicated with you.

lxy, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

hi sweety! remember me?

lxy, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

smoking is good now

lxy, Monday, 4 October 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Come to me my sweet kitty, I'm waiting for you!

lxy, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

got spam from patymelt.

menu item at elo's phily steak grill?

lxy, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Hi dear! I am for a decent man.

As for me, I am a young Russian girl
Do you like Russian women?

They are not just beautiful and smart, but very tolerant too.
Russian women value family and try to be with their husbands as much as possible.

It's time to get to know each other!
See you on marriage agency. Cheerio!

lxy, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

four years pass...

dear, u are very nice

lxy, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

We will like to bring your attention to this lucrative paying job, It's mailing letters. Reply if interested.

lxy, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 14:43 (seven years ago) link

it is mailing letters

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

spam bringing a little joy in these dire times:

Hi, neigh͏bor.
Tests confirmed that I was sick with a coronav͏irus.
Doc͏tors said that in the week I will leave the world.
My parents will be left without my sup͏port.
And at this ti͏me you will live enjoying.
I think this is unf͏air, and I suggest you pay me.
What I am sitting at home and don't try to in͏fect your home.
Life or mo͏ney.
Hurr͏y up! Every hour, I hat͏e you more and more.

My bit͏coin address (BTC Wal͏let) 18P3S6DuNUpW2WLozsrrW6rRd6xh24Rc7N

lxy, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link

omg lxy i thought it was you for a second, but it's spam and you are not spam. hi, neighbor.

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

oh shit

lxy, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

Hi, neighbor.

I don't intend to leave the world in the week.
At this time we will both live enjoying.
I think this is fair.
Every hour, i love you more and more.

lxy, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

same

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 April 2020 01:57 (four years ago) link


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