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― lxy, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Now you can stop sticking your little friend in a sand when you see a pretty woman.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Sunday, 17 May 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Monday, 15 June 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
We cancel meeting, sorry
― lxy, Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Hello
I hope this email meets you in good health and spirits. My name isFr3dr1ck M4rk.I will be coming into the country for a one monthholiday before my wedding ceremony with my wife-to-be. As part of thewedding arrangement, we would need dance classes/first wedding dance.We are looking for a dance teacher/instructor who will assist us withsome few dance steps as well as give us a fun choreography which bothus and the audience will enjoy. Please let me have the types ofdances you teach. Do you do wedding choreography?
― jergins, Monday, 20 July 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
lol they're gonna do a pas de deux for their first dance
― lxy, Monday, 20 July 2009 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link
The smoke smell.
Someone put a cup of noodles in the downstairs microwaveFor 20 minutes not 2 minutes.So the noodles are no more.
― jergins, Monday, 3 August 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I have serious issues
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from:
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― lxy, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Monday, 10 August 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Give her avalanche of drilling
― lxy, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha at this one:
I lost MSN password
― lxy, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Your male steeple can work much better!
― lxy, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
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― jergins, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
We know the way to kill even the most killing pain.
― lxy, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link
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― jergins, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I have high temperature.
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I have a lawer.
― lxy, Friday, 11 September 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Monday, 14 September 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Friday, 25 September 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Sunday, 18 October 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
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― lxy, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
(i miss am0n.)
LOL getting spam from myself, subject line "Hi Hi"
― lxy, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Shop shop revolution
― lxy, Monday, 14 December 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Good day, I accidentally found a letter from you, I remember how we communicated with you.
― lxy, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
hi sweety! remember me?
― lxy, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
smoking is good now
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got spam from patymelt.
menu item at elo's phily steak grill?
― lxy, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi dear! I am for a decent man.
As for me, I am a young Russian girlDo you like Russian women?
They are not just beautiful and smart, but very tolerant too.Russian women value family and try to be with their husbands as much as possible.
It's time to get to know each other!See you on marriage agency. Cheerio!
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it is mailing letters
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link
spam bringing a little joy in these dire times:
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― lxy, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link
omg lxy i thought it was you for a second, but it's spam and you are not spam. hi, neighbor.
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link
oh shit
― lxy, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link
Hi, neighbor.
I don't intend to leave the world in the week.At this time we will both live enjoying.I think this is fair.Every hour, i love you more and more.
― lxy, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link
same
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