i'm going to a secret invite-only glastonbury that nobody else knows about.
ha ha, this is kinda happening tho with all these balkanised mini-festivals now happening all over the place. everyone trying to create their own UNIQUE vibe.
-- blueski, Sunday, 6 April 2008 14:30 (Yesterday) Link
a two man tent, a 1/4 of skunk and some ipod speakers does not a "unique vibe" make.
-- Upt0eleven, Sunday, 6 April 2008 14:36 (Yesterday) Link
― jergins, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Should I ask craigslist barter if I can use someone's "shoo goo" in exchange for an unopened thing of mustard?
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, April 11, 2008 12:39 PM (Friday, April 11, 2008 12:39 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
if passantino can't find it by Sunday let's outsource to pakistan
-- sanskrit, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:05 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
Like I know what the fuck a "party/styleblog" is.
-- Dom Passantino, Friday, April 11, 2008 10:50 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link
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theyre like the blogs you read but the girls are skinny
-- and what, Friday, April 11, 2008 10:50 AM (5 hours ago)
― jergins, Friday, 11 April 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Gallagers has buck burger sundays, and the woman making them tipped us off to the fact that most of the regulars bring their own pockets full of processed cheese, and that this is encouraged
-- John Justen, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:00 (59 minutes ago)
― jergins, Monday, 14 April 2008 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
in reference to a recipe for snickers bars baked inside of dough:
The BAKING is an integral part of the midwesternness of this. In the South, they'd fry that bad boy in bacon grease.
wait, now I want that, too
-- HI DERE, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:49 PM (Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:49 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
it's highly mysterious since no one would ever steal marmite.
-- estela, Saturday, April 19, 2008 4:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
maybe it's ended up in some us postal service biohazard disposal facility.
-- estela, Saturday, April 19, 2008 4:58 PM (Yesterday)
― jergins, Sunday, 20 April 2008 10:55 (sixteen years ago) link
on a scale of 1 to macho, I rate KGP "Billy Corgan"
-- Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, April 20, 2008 10:40 PM (Sunday, April 20, 2008 10:40 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
(^nice one, curtis)
― lxy, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Vans seem to have a small anus built into the soles.
-- Savannah Smiles, Wednesday, April 23, 2008 10:45 AM
― jergins, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
amphitheatres more like armpittheatre
-- lxy, Thursday, February 21, 2008 7:31 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 24 April 2008 08:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Once I only had $6.75 and I went to the post office to buy stamps. "Please give me the maximum amount of stamps I can purchase with $6.75," I said. He tore a few stamps off a packet of Virgin Mary stamps and the total came to $6.66. "Ha, the Virgin Mary and $6.66, didn't expect to see those together," I said. OH MAN he got super pissed.
-- Abbott, Friday, 25 April 2008 17:48 (1 hour ago) Link
― lxy, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
there was a tuomas doppleganger at the beer garden by my house tonight. it was uncanny!
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 8:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
did he ask you what a doppelganger was
-- s1ocki, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 9:52 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 8 May 2008 05:35 (sixteen years ago) link
WOOOO SIX BILLS IN MY CHEKCING ACCT!!!!!!!!!!! BUYING ALL THIS BEERS & BURRITOS 2NIGHT
-- johnny crunch, Friday, May 9, 2008 6:42 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
you are a great american.
-- Granny Dainger, Friday, May 9, 2008 6:47 AM
― jergins, Friday, 9 May 2008 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
ancient metapotamia
-- gershy, Friday, 9 May 2008 03:50
― jergins, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
john justen's penchant for thread lengthy thread titles pays off at last:
THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE JOHN JUSTEN WILL POST AT THE RANDOM POIONTS WHERE HE HAS 30 SECONDS AT ONE OF THE INTERNET KIOSKS THAT ARE SO POPULAR WITH THE CHILDREN OF THESE TIMES UNTIL HE HAS INTERNET HO [Started by John Justen, last updated 20 minutes ago] 6 new answers
― lxy, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
ILX is probably the only board that continues to troll itself after the trolls leave
-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, May 12, 2008 8:36 PM
― jergins, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link
What are some things we allow to interfere with our ILXoring?
Unemployment Overemployment Getting laid
-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 1:45 PM
I can deduce logically that Dom Passantino is neither under- nor over-worked, and is not getting any.
-- wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 1:51 PM
― jergins, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link
ugh deeznuts stfu youre not gonna get anybody off ilx to marry you by pretending to care about a dog in a gif
-- and what, Wednesday, May 14, 2008 12:39 PM
― jergins, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
were you at a
-- roxymuzak, Friday, May 16, 2008 9:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
lemon
party?
-- roxymuzak, Friday, May 16, 2008 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― step hen faps, Saturday, 17 May 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Eat my ass John Justen, you're probably ugly
-- burt_stanton, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:09 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
rejected judy blume book title^^^
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:14 (57 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Which ILX posters make you fully bar up??
...
which ilx posters make you fully bar up your windows
-- estela, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 1:02 AM (Tuesday, May 20, 2008 1:02 AM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
a kid was killed in a pit at a hanson concert in '98
-- latebloomer, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 9:23 AM
― jergins, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link
meta:
if two people want to zing each other in the privacy of their own home, i'm all for it
-- latebloomer, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 6:07 PM (Tuesday, May 20, 2008 6:07 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:07 (sixteen years ago) link
write in shitfuck
-- jergïns, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― step hen faps, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf are homonyms
-- deeznuts, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 19:25 (2 days ago) Link
sometimes when two similar words love each other very very much...
-- John Justen, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 19:26 (2 days ago) Link
― lxy, Friday, 23 May 2008 02:45 (sixteen years ago) link
My teeth fell out
― jergins, Friday, 23 May 2008 07:09 (sixteen years ago) link
New Answers: HTML playgroundLast on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:34 PM Last on Friday, December 28, 2007 8:31 PM Last on Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:43 PM Last on Friday, May 23, 2008 10:21 PM
must've been some monkey business in the playground over night
― lxy, Saturday, 24 May 2008 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
from a soulseek chatz thread:
22:11:58 [ ecf88] I'm from Brazil 22:12:04 [ XD] never heard of it
22:15:35 [ ecf88] Guam? WHERE IS IT? 22:15:36 [ XD] no, guam 22:15:44 [ ecf88] really, Guam? 22:15:52 [ XD] i don't know where it is 22:16:06 [ ecf88] where in the world is Guam? 22:16:08 [ ecf88] tell me 22:16:11 [ ecf88] please! 22:17:05 [ ecf88] hahahah 22:18:14 [ XD] its an island i think 22:18:32 [ XD] i see a lot of water
-- am0n, Sunday, May 25, 2008 7:29 PM (1 hour ago)
― jergins, Monday, 26 May 2008 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link
one time i was drunk then the next day i was on the internet and there was a retard asking for omg awzom stories
-- jhøshea, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:09 (7 hours ago)
― jergins, Sunday, 8 June 2008 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
While we're talking about crazy difficult internet searches, does anyone remember some controversial advertisement with a dog that appeared to be fucking a rolled over car? The car was upside down, and the dog was standing on a way that looked he was mounting it, and mothers saw the ad and got really upset? The results I get on google are interesting but not what I'm searching for.
-- Z S, Monday, June 23, 2008 3:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
I made multiple attempts to solve your dilemma, but I was unsuccessful.
-- Lingbert, Monday, June 23, 2008 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
what were the search terms? I need to know.
-- Z S, Monday, June 23, 2008 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
"david lee roth emt" "Cafe Yarmarka seattle" "happpppppy birthday"
-- Lingbert, Monday, June 23, 2008 3:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― estela, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 06:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: What kind of tent did Dom Passantino take to Glastonbury? A: ^^^
-- William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:46 AM
― jergins, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
earth mother juggz 2 tha extreme
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 3:49 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link
miiznuts
-- El Tomboto, Thursday, July 10, 2008 9:56 PM (31 minutes ago)
― jergins, Friday, 11 July 2008 05:28 (fifteen years ago) link
being v. drunk means never having to say you're sorry
-- BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, July 11, 2008 3:11 PM
― jergins, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link
"just got offed" contains the letters g t f o and s t f u
-- estela, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:13 (Yesterday)
― jergins, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link
spicy... i like it!
― lxy, Saturday, 12 July 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link
estela #1
― amon, Saturday, 12 July 2008 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link
y
― lxy, Saturday, 12 July 2008 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
danny wang is a discosaurus sex
-- san frandisco, Monday, July 28, 2008 1:38 PM
― jergins, Monday, 28 July 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I left her flat at 4am, with my shitted boxers in a bag, having vomited in every room in her flat.
-- Mister Craig, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:15 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 31 July 2008 08:50 (fifteen years ago) link
hes not really an asshole, he's just an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for tgi fridays starters
-- and what, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 3:36 PM (54 minutes ago)
― jergins, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link
i remember her only talking about (1) radiohead and (2) being lonely and/or fat
-- harbl, Friday, August 15, 2008 7:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
to be fair that is most of ilx
-- bnw, Friday, August 15, 2008 8:48 AM (2 hours ago)
― jergins, Friday, 15 August 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
1. It’s never sexy to be sloppy: know your limits and drink responsibly.
-- am0n, Thursday, April 3, 2008 2:39 PM (Thursday, April 3, 2008 2:39 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Saturday, 16 August 2008 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Has any proposed change to an indefinitely repeating procedure been so head-smackingly obvious that it's been implemented *instantly* with no looking back?
Perhaps try using the other hand?
-- Matt DC, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 3:49 AM (8 hours ago)
― jergins, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/1223.jpg
-- wilter, Monday, August 25, 2008 10:36 PM (6 minutes ago)
― jergins, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 05:43 (fifteen years ago) link
thx for coldplay covers, have been looking for those
-- jergins, Friday, August 29, 2008 1:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― Rick Gibralter, Saturday, 30 August 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbneb stfu you napoleon complex papa smurf fucker
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, September 2, 2008 9:59 AM
― jergins, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
this acronym was always there right but i never noticed it before
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― lxy, Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link
how to prepare chemistry for board
― nisha (unregistered), Saturday, September 20, 2008 10:27 PM
mix vinegar and baking soda
― lil yawne (harbl), Saturday, September 20, 2008 10:33 PM
― nirjit turkalan wants to know u (jergins), Sunday, 21 September 2008 06:29 (fifteen years ago) link
― Iron Queef (libcrypt)
― al vert (jergins), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link