I found TWO new versions?!...
skinny malinky An old Scottish song about being very thin:
Skinny Malinky lang legs, umbrella feetWent to the pictures (cinema) and couldnae find a seatWhen the picture (film) startedSkinny Malinky fartedWhen the picture endedSkinny Malinky fented (fainted)
a similar version is:
Skinny malink malojan big banana feetWent the pictures but couldn't get a seatWhen the picture started, skinny malinky fartedSkinny malink malojan big banana feet
― Steven Mugabe, Tuesday, 19 December 2006 10:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― Teeeeeev, Tuesday, 19 December 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link
gay school (ed: sung to the to the Play School theme:)
There's a bear in thereAnd an electric chairThere's people with AIDSAnd hand grenadesOpen wide, commit suicideIt's Gay School
― Teev, Tuesday, 19 December 2006 11:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― clayton crwyst, Tuesday, 19 December 2006 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― sudhirkumarsahoo, Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link