lxy's three little rules

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1. don't talk about maggots
2. don't eat cornnuts in my house
3. if you're going to hurt me at least make a mark

jelky (jergins), Friday, 8 December 2006 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

:o

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:05 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

i'm going to embroider those on a teatowel and donate it to the salvation army.

estela, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 07:57 (ten years ago) link

it makes me wonder if i could cut all the rules i have down to three little rules but it seems like something only lxy could do

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 12:44 (ten years ago) link

we should all have 3 little rules imo

max max max max, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 12:46 (ten years ago) link

these are my 3:

1) try to be nice
2) if you cant be nice at least be funny
3) if you cant be funny or nice its ok

max max max max, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 12:46 (ten years ago) link

you have a brave outlook, dear max.

estela, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 00:34 (ten years ago) link

to the best of my ability i will implement these rules in australia, where i will be going today, and in new zealand, where i will be going next week.

thank you in advance, countries and citizenry thereof, for your cooperation and consideration.

(ps. when i am travelling, the definition of "my house" becomes "my airplane," "my train car," "my hotel room," etc.)

lxy, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 17:14 (ten years ago) link

estela better start practicing her mark-making!

<3 have an excellent trip, lxy!

te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 17:35 (ten years ago) link

haha & thx!

lxy, Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:35 (ten years ago) link

update: "my house" should at this time be considered "the funny lawn next to a freeway onramp outside of lax where i am sitting and chainsmoking"

lxy, Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:38 (ten years ago) link

rainer "why do girls not wear polka dots anymore ?"
me "wait til u see lxy's suitcase!!"

jergins, Thursday, 1 October 2009 01:23 (ten years ago) link

i want to be like lxy when i grow up

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 1 October 2009 01:27 (ten years ago) link

xp good thing i brought 2 pairs of spotted tights!

not xp oh harbl

lxy, Thursday, 1 October 2009 01:32 (ten years ago) link

way xp @estela: plz will you embroider the tea towels and donate them to me instead? i am famous for my tea towel collection, ask anyone.

lxy, Thursday, 1 October 2009 01:54 (ten years ago) link

i'm sure she'd be happy to, expect them in 2016

jergins, Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:17 (ten years ago) link

i am famous for being slow, ask anyone.

estela, Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:30 (ten years ago) link

max's rules are for himself and others but lxy's rules are for others only

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:38 (ten years ago) link

says alot imo

jergins, Thursday, 1 October 2009 07:16 (ten years ago) link

what are ur guys rules

max max max max, Thursday, 1 October 2009 11:36 (ten years ago) link

1. dont stop believin
2. funk is a virtue
3. drink the milk AND buy the cow

jergins, Thursday, 1 October 2009 12:32 (ten years ago) link

i'm trying to narrow it down xpost

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 1 October 2009 13:05 (ten years ago) link

good rules jergins

max max max max, Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:19 (ten years ago) link

3rd one esp great

te,he (tehresa), Thursday, 1 October 2009 15:26 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

i got an email from lxy tonight

max max max max, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 03:47 (ten years ago) link

brag brag brag brag

estela, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 00:00 (ten years ago) link


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