http://www.myislamicdream.com/penis.html
― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Monday, 28 November 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
waht
― OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
okay I actually started reading that
WAHT
― OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link
• A hot loaf of bread coming out of the penis: Poverty is ahead.
otoh: HOT PENIS LOAF
― OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
• A man introducing his penis in his anus: He will live long.
o rly
― OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
Touring women and sucking their breasts, from which no milk comes out: The dreamer is a sodomite with a preference for male teenagers.
I don't really follow the logic on this one.
― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Monday, 28 November 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link
• Seeing one’s penis having been cut and put on one’s ear:
― OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link
• Seeing another penis or harmless herbs growing out of one’s penis: Children, benefits, and general welfare. If the herbs were harmful it would be otherwise.
"oh phew, it's thyme; thought I was growing some cock hemlock"
― OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
• Seeing one’s penis blackened and hanging slackly: The dreamer is not faring well.
you don't say
― OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
Suggestionsoral sexejaculationblow jobwhite clothesdeathpenis sucked womannightoral sex actssexoral sex ejaculationwomen sucking boy penisdishesorgasmbabycrawlingbeautiful womansexual intercourseoral sexesfather deadmarriage
^ good tracklist for a Whitehouse album imo
― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Monday, 28 November 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
• The penis splitting into three: (1) The dreamer will die. (2) The dreamer will have three sons.
― wil smif, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
• Spreading sperm all over a woman’s body: Will offer her a dress and other attire.
maybe offer her some tissues, or a shower first?
― wil smif, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
Seeing one’s penis blackened and hanging slackly: The dreamer is not faring well.
this much seems clear, yes
― HOOS aka driver of steen, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link