Seeing Penis in your Dream in Islam..

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OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:45 (eight years ago) link

okay I actually started reading that

WAHT

OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:47 (eight years ago) link

• A hot loaf of bread coming out of the penis: Poverty is ahead.

otoh: HOT PENIS LOAF

OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:50 (eight years ago) link

• A man introducing his penis in his anus: He will live long.

o rly

OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:51 (eight years ago) link

Touring women and sucking their breasts, from which no milk comes out: The dreamer is a sodomite with a preference for male teenagers.

I don't really follow the logic on this one.

superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Monday, 28 November 2011 20:52 (eight years ago) link

• Seeing one’s penis having been cut and put on one’s ear:
okay it really doesn't matter what this signifies, does it

OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:52 (eight years ago) link

• Seeing another penis or harmless herbs growing out of one’s penis: Children, benefits, and general welfare. If the herbs were harmful it would be otherwise.

"oh phew, it's thyme; thought I was growing some cock hemlock"

OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:54 (eight years ago) link

• Seeing one’s penis blackened and hanging slackly: The dreamer is not faring well.

you don't say

OH NOES, Monday, 28 November 2011 20:58 (eight years ago) link

Suggestions
oral sex
ejaculation
blow job
white clothes
death
penis sucked woman
night
oral sex acts
sex
oral sex ejaculation
women sucking boy penis
dishes
orgasm
baby
crawling
beautiful woman
sexual intercourse
oral sexes
father dead
marriage

^ good tracklist for a Whitehouse album imo

superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Monday, 28 November 2011 21:04 (eight years ago) link

• The penis splitting into three: (1) The dreamer will die. (2) The dreamer will have three sons.

wil smif, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 04:42 (eight years ago) link

• Spreading sperm all over a woman’s body: Will offer her a dress and other attire.

maybe offer her some tissues, or a shower first?

wil smif, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 04:46 (eight years ago) link

Seeing one’s penis blackened and hanging slackly: The dreamer is not faring well.

this much seems clear, yes

HOOS aka driver of steen, Tuesday, 29 November 2011 05:16 (eight years ago) link


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