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Jayson Giffen has also been spotted in a theatre near you pole smoking strangers in the back row. Please advise that he does also attempt to incapacitate men and then have his way... leaving them feeling very sick and dirty

1. mcutt
1. Young, bohemian hipster who is a selective vegetarian
2. Puerto-Rican Jew

1. To pretend to be a hipster pseudo-intellectual
1. I walked into the juice bar to grab a wheat-grass shot and was served by an mcutt.
2. I met this hipster chick when I tried out for the band, and went mcutt on her.

a word used by egotistical insensitive asshole bastard boyfriends

Ryan said s'mon...enough said.

Being rather obscure, the Pablo, or more commonly known as chodus is a short, yet thick, penis. A Pablo is more commonly found in people of caucasian descent, first being coined by Sir H.P. Frapplewhacker in the late 1920s, it is commonly used in more upper class settings, when use of 'ruder' words is not so common.

Deriving from "Pablini", an actor starring in "Where's My Shoe?" a play performed in 1918 at the Centre for Performance Arts. Pablini was short, yet stout.

He had a Pablo the length of a coin, with the girdth of a tuna can.
tags chodus penis tuna stumpy short wide pablini

2. Pablo
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The king of Cocaine!! The man that was responsible for 80% of cocaine brought to of the U.S. in the early 70's and 80's. Some say he had hundreds of millions of $'s buried in his yard in Columbia. Every cocke dealer in the worlds idol.A true motherfuckin gagster that would kill his own brother.

Pablo is here every one get down,or lay down.
tags pablo escobar the god yayo snow man powder

1. scrudmonkey
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dangit; a flip or takin it off and jergin your pet

compliments of Jake

a scrudmonkey i missed again for once in your life.

"Wow, I can't believe you broke up with the Jaxon, she was the best thing ever"

Or "You're always there for me, you such a Jaxon"

Short for Remy Martin, an expensive Cognac liquer, often referred fondly to by various rappers.

When I guzzle Remy, I do shit on purpose - you NEVER hear me say 'forgive me'.

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4. Remy
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Having two gay parents; of being gay, etc.

That guy is such a remy.

I feel sorry for that kid with a remy

Stupid fucking remy.

Commonly used as a male name, and can also be short for "Matthew".

Example #1: My name is Matthew, but call me Matt!

Example #2: I named your baby boy Matt.

WUT???

In the Marines, a "Jody" is a generalized term meaning: any man who stays home while everyone else goes to war. He gets to enjoy all the things the Marines are missing, more specifically the Marine's girlfriend back at home while the Marine is away on active duty. The reason that they're called Jody specifically dates back to black soldiers in WWII. They took a character from old blues songs named Joe the Grinder (or Joe D. Grinder) who would steal the ladies of inmates and soldiers, and clipped his name to Jody.

That's why they say, "Jody's back home, fucking your girlfriend."
tags jodie usmc jargon jarhead marines leatherneck
by discharge new jersey, son. Mar 14, 2006 email it


2. jody
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
tags leykis 101 marines jarhead hedrick captain morgan
by Sgt Apan Fullerton Mar 30, 2006 email it

The term derived from the Stacel's which means "my shopping parnter/friend/slut" . Created by Chelsea Birman

OMG mom this is the nicest shirt you are my slutsky!!!!!

You are my slutsky!!!! Dip + Getting Crunk w/ the Coyler= LIFFFFFEEEEEE

To mess something up, or fuck somebody over.

Jack really gerried up that English exam.

gerry
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Short for geriatric – a term relating to senior citizens and a sometimes offensive term meaning very old or too old to be useful or taken seriously.

Normally used to bust someone’s balls who really is just a couple of years older than you. Contextually similar to Alice and can be interchangeably with old fart, and grandpa

Quit being such a freaking Gerry, you aren’t going to break a hip.

gerry
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very hot boy with a very big afro and many hairs on his manly legs

omg! look at that gerry!!!

Gerry
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The person located in the back of a car, commonly queer and generally a white male.

Brian: "Hey who is in the back of your car?"
Dan: "O, that is just a Gerry named William."
Matt: "Hey William."

Gerry
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A Gerry is to give a blow job in order to get something to benefit yourself usually a job. But not for money

You forgot to wipe your chin. Did you give a Gerry for that?

Gerry
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the worst possible thing one can be.
the type of person that saw the anti-drinking or drugs propaganda videos made in the 50s and takes them seriously

Man did you see that dude, he was such a gerry

Jack's not drinking tonight, he's being a gerry

(white person to white person)

Hey, muh nicka...I'm gonna go bother some chickens

5. elmo
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(Noun) Slang for an object or person introduced into an environment in order to make that environment more habitable for more stupid children.

Parent: Oh, where's that lovely detailed globe of the world gone, Mrs Klaptrap?

Teacher: Too complicated for suburb kids, so we got an elmo in. It only shows where North America and Iraq are, and later we'll add the ballistic missile trajectory to it once they're up to third grade.

11. elmo
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An visualizer/projector

A fancy piece of equipment

Mr Gennari's life

I call it elmo. It give it personality. He is my friend.

I will not play with school equipment.

MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

12. Elmo
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Dudes and chicks that hang out together, either in couples or groups, usually to go shopping or have dinner parties, wihout ever actually shagging.

Something you need to avoid becoming when slow-playing a bitch.

derived from the 1985 Joel Schumacher film St Elmo's Fire

"Jesus Si, haven't you nailed that bitch yet?"
"No man. She's got me down as some kind of fucking Elmo"

13. elmo
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A slang word used to describe high-quality marijuana that has tiny red hairs growing on it.

Man, that elmo we had last night had me wasted.

29. Elmo
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The act of defecation upon a plant, more commonly a houseplant.

Dammit! The cat just took an elmo!

you just geoffed it.

tags debase pervert double meaning to geoff it geoff
by romanov down under Oct 5, 2005 email it
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2. Geoff 36 up, 16 down

Etymological studies lead to believe this was a Celtic derivation in nowadays Holland. It translates roughly as either a state of grandiose magnificence or one who is God of everything and has a heart of oak.

Man, I feel so Geoff

This guy's a real Geoff

tags grand master lord revered glorious
by Roger Moore Jr. Florida Oct 7, 2005 email it
3. geoff 39 up, 40 down

verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'

damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,

by geoff Mar 4, 2005 email it

The highest level of being, the highest point of evolution. Only a select few ever make it to this.

The Fez Monkey is infinitely more advanced than the normal homo sapien.
by Shouryu Nanase Mar 2, 2004