hey jewish noze sandboxers can we start a band called "black dreidel"

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get back to me before erev chanukkah

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jewishfashionconspiracy.com/images/panties.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

hooray for underwear!

― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.allaboutjazz.com/styles/kellis2005.jpg
http://images.quizilla.com/B/brightee/1085302992_izjewXcore.jpg

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

someone in my office offered me that kenny ellis cd today. i turned it down

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

anyway,this is the noze chanukkah thread. do as you like

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

also there should be a version of those panties that says "next year in jerusalem"

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

I was hoping this was a thread for people with Jewish noses. Because I have one.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

i wanted to start a band called lansing-dreidel

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.crackmoneyrecords.com/2001Pics/DREIDELPOO.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 7 December 2006 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

motherfuckers act like they forgot about dreidels

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

This is my Jewish noise band. It's like a semitic version of the faust tapes:

http://www.last.fm/music/Bash+Ear

― I Used To Work At Parcelforce in Cricklewood (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

I think that underwear is mistranslated.

― 31g (31g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

drive like jehu started out as a jokey jewish supremacist hardcore band.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

here come the romeplows

― dmr (dmr), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

i am not celebrating hannukah because i don't know any jews in real life who are actually jews.

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'll play the contact mic'd "mouth" harp.

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 06:10 (nineteen years ago)

www.myspace.com/jewcore

― 31g (31g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

i am not celebrating hannukah because i don't know any jews in real life who are actually jews.

-- ian (dr.carl.saga...), Today. (later)

do you mean who are actually circumsized?

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

i bought this for my dad for hanukah. it was curated by that guy with the same name as me:

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000J3Q0Y8.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V38430817_.jpg

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

it was curated by j.m. coetzee??

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

ha!

I got that cd for my parents too!

― I Used To Work At Parcelforce in Cricklewood (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

wow, that would be an awesome nickname for a boxer, "the heavenly hebe".

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

or a cologne

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

float like a butterfly, sting like a hebe

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

float like a butterfly, sting like coetzee

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

coetzee mundi

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

ok where can i get that cd for all my jewface friends?

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

it's on amazon.

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

i got free latkes and doughnuts tonight, yum yum

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

had to miss my latke party tonight cuz sick :(

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

Wolf Dreidel

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

i attended a bris today where the sandek was famed jewish-reggae pop star Matisyahu

― Mordy, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

^^^!

I have never been to a bris, gotta get myself some baby-Jew-having friends!

So is this the HEY JEWS thread of sandbox? If so I shall bookmark.

― quincie, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

unrelated, i was reading this recently. it's totally insane:
http://www.accessmylibrary.com/article-1G1-66888985/medieval-roots-myth-jewish.html

― Mordy, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

whoa

Other Christian evidence, however, proposed that Jews needed the blood of murdered Christian children because Jewish males are cursed with a variety of peculiar physical defects. As Leon Poliakov noted, medieval Christian polemicists depicted Jewish men as "suffering from a thousand malignant afflictions that only Christian blood can cure.... They are born misshapen, they are hemorrhoidal and, men as well as women, afflicted with menses. From this point of view, they are women, that is, inframen."(

― quincie, Thursday, 1 December 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

tbh "inframen" sounds like a group of superheros

― quincie, Thursday, 1 December 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

inramen infrapound

― Tony Hart land (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Thursday, 1 December 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

Yesterday someone (unaware of my being jewish) called me "the biggest jew I've ever seen"

of course I heard it as "biggest dude I've ever seen"

― edb, Friday, 2 December 2011 10:47 (fourteen years ago)

"The Ministry of Immigrant Absorption's campaign clearly did not take into account American Jewish sensibilities, and we regret any offense it caused. The campaign, which aimed to encourage Israelis living abroad to return home, was a laudable one, and it was not meant to cause insult. The campaign was conducted without the knowledge or approval of the prime minister's office or of the Israeli embassy in Washington. Prime Minister Netanyahu, once made aware of the campaign, ordered the videos immediately removed from YouTube, and he ordered that the billboards be removed as well. The prime minister deeply values the American Jewish community and is committed to deepening ties between it and the State of Israel."

Honor successfully restored for diaspora Jewish community!

― Mordy, Friday, 2 December 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

this list is really really bad:
http://www.tabletmag.com/100-films/

― Mordy, Monday, 5 December 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

one for the is this anti-semitic thread:
http://www.tabletmag.com/news-and-politics/85379/busted/

― Mordy, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

anti-semitism being the socialism of fools and all, and, not to judge a text by its writer, but:

Michael C. Moynihan is the managing editor of Vice magazine and a contributing editor for Reason magazine.

eugh

― slandblox goole, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

i'm so proud of my alma mater
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/12/08/jewish-university-school-newspaper-cut-ties-over-controversial-sex-column/

― Mordy, Friday, 9 December 2011 05:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/13/matisyahu-shaved-beard/#.Tuec3ZiQtLv

he's the worst

― Mordy, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

does anyone whose German is better than mine wanna read this 1890 article w/ me about the Jewish ban on polygamy in the 11th century?

― Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

Um I would be totally in to that, but despite my (very German) last name, I speak nein Germanish.

― quincie, Saturday, 17 December 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

warum konnen sie nicht vor judenpolygamie in englisch lesen?

― having a relationship with christ something cool (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 December 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

tho if u can speak yiddish fluently, you can probably understand more german than i can

― having a relationship with christ something cool (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 December 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

the piece is only available in german, and my crappy yiddish isn't good enough to understand it (it being a scholarly paper from 1890)

― Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

that is probably beyond my idle effort too

what do you know about the context already?

― nakhchivan, Saturday, 17 December 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

well, it's cited by the jewish encyclopedia + various jewish year books etc as the earliest, most extensive discussion of the ban. i can read the hebrew in the article, which is mostly quoted from the ban, and the little german i can read seems to discuss the context of the ban in the 11th century. i'm trying to figure out what reasons he gave for the ban, and i suspect they're somewhere in the paper.

― Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

(it also seems to discuss whether or not the prohibition against reading someone else's mail actually comes from this ban)

― Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

one possible reason (tho not mentioned w/ relation to Reb Gershom's ban) was written by the Ritba: "Where the customary practice is only to marry one woman, [a man] is not entitled to marry another woman in addition to his wife, since it is an implied term that she married him with the understanding that he not marry another woman."

also, i speculate that it has something to do w/ the section of the ban that says a man cannot force his wife to accept a divorce. if it was to bolster that, the ban on polygamy may just be a way of not letting men get around not divorcing their wives by marrying a new wife and ignoring the first one.

― Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

the jews, a practical people

― quincie, Saturday, 17 December 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

Michael C. Moynihan is the managing editor of Vice magazine and a contributing editor for Reason magazine

Shocker.

― C.K. Dexter Holland, Saturday, 17 December 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

It only just occurred to me that the thread title was probably meant to be "jewish noize sandboxers." All time typo.

― Hurting, Saturday, 17 December 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

Happy Chanukah, biatches!

― Mordy, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

btw -- Debbie Friedman's Maoz Tzur is on Spotify:
http://open.spotify.com/track/7bf9BSTNdWq1YlLkysdqQZ

― Mordy, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

Merry Hanuka, Jews!

I did not light candle last night why because I can't find candle. Will try again tonight. Latke night!

― quincie, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/chinese-restaurant-finally-giving-the-jews-their-due-on-chri.html

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

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