hey jewish noze sandboxers can we start a band called "black dreidel"

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get back to me before erev chanukkah

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.jewishfashionconspiracy.com/images/panties.jpg

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

hooray for underwear!

grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

someone in my office offered me that kenny ellis cd today. i turned it down

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway,this is the noze chanukkah thread. do as you like

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

also there should be a version of those panties that says "next year in jerusalem"

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I was hoping this was a thread for people with Jewish noses. Because I have one.

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i wanted to start a band called lansing-dreidel

paresthesia hilton (get bent), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.crackmoneyrecords.com/2001Pics/DREIDELPOO.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 7 December 2006 06:39 (fourteen years ago) link

motherfuckers act like they forgot about dreidels

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 07:30 (fourteen years ago) link

This is my Jewish noise band. It's like a semitic version of the faust tapes:

http://www.last.fm/music/Bash+Ear

I Used To Work At Parcelforce in Cricklewood (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I think that underwear is mistranslated.

31g (31g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

drive like jehu started out as a jokey jewish supremacist hardcore band.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

here come the romeplows

dmr (dmr), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i am not celebrating hannukah because i don't know any jews in real life who are actually jews.

ian (orion), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll play the contact mic'd "mouth" harp.

dan selzer (dan selzer), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link

www.myspace.com/jewcore

31g (31g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i am not celebrating hannukah because i don't know any jews in real life who are actually jews.

-- ian (dr.carl.saga...), Today. (later)


do you mean who are actually circumsized?

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i bought this for my dad for hanukah. it was curated by that guy with the same name as me:

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000J3Q0Y8.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V38430817_.jpg

j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

it was curated by j.m. coetzee??

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

ha!

I got that cd for my parents too!

I Used To Work At Parcelforce in Cricklewood (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

wow, that would be an awesome nickname for a boxer, "the heavenly hebe".

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

or a cologne

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

float like a butterfly, sting like a hebe

j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

float like a butterfly, sting like coetzee

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

coetzee mundi

j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

ok where can i get that cd for all my jewface friends?

grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

it's on amazon.

j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i got free latkes and doughnuts tonight, yum yum

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link

had to miss my latke party tonight cuz sick :(

a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Wolf Dreidel

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

i attended a bris today where the sandek was famed jewish-reggae pop star Matisyahu

Mordy, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:58 (nine years ago) link

^^^!

I have never been to a bris, gotta get myself some baby-Jew-having friends!

So is this the HEY JEWS thread of sandbox? If so I shall bookmark.

quincie, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 22:43 (nine years ago) link

unrelated, i was reading this recently. it's totally insane:
http://www.accessmylibrary.com/article-1G1-66888985/medieval-roots-myth-jewish.html

Mordy, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 23:57 (nine years ago) link

whoa

Other Christian evidence, however, proposed that Jews needed the blood of murdered Christian children because Jewish males are cursed with a variety of peculiar physical defects. As Leon Poliakov noted, medieval Christian polemicists depicted Jewish men as "suffering from a thousand malignant afflictions that only Christian blood can cure.... They are born misshapen, they are hemorrhoidal and, men as well as women, afflicted with menses. From this point of view, they are women, that is, inframen."(

quincie, Thursday, 1 December 2011 16:40 (nine years ago) link

tbh "inframen" sounds like a group of superheros

quincie, Thursday, 1 December 2011 16:41 (nine years ago) link

inramen infrapound

Tony Hart land (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Thursday, 1 December 2011 16:45 (nine years ago) link

Yesterday someone (unaware of my being jewish) called me "the biggest jew I've ever seen"

of course I heard it as "biggest dude I've ever seen"

edb, Friday, 2 December 2011 10:47 (nine years ago) link

"The Ministry of Immigrant Absorption's campaign clearly did not take into account American Jewish sensibilities, and we regret any offense it caused. The campaign, which aimed to encourage Israelis living abroad to return home, was a laudable one, and it was not meant to cause insult. The campaign was conducted without the knowledge or approval of the prime minister's office or of the Israeli embassy in Washington. Prime Minister Netanyahu, once made aware of the campaign, ordered the videos immediately removed from YouTube, and he ordered that the billboards be removed as well. The prime minister deeply values the American Jewish community and is committed to deepening ties between it and the State of Israel."

Honor successfully restored for diaspora Jewish community!

Mordy, Friday, 2 December 2011 17:20 (nine years ago) link

this list is really really bad:
http://www.tabletmag.com/100-films/

Mordy, Monday, 5 December 2011 13:47 (nine years ago) link

one for the is this anti-semitic thread:
http://www.tabletmag.com/news-and-politics/85379/busted/

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 17:38 (nine years ago) link

anti-semitism being the socialism of fools and all, and, not to judge a text by its writer, but:

Michael C. Moynihan is the managing editor of Vice magazine and a contributing editor for Reason magazine.

eugh

slandblox goole, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 17:59 (nine years ago) link

i'm so proud of my alma mater
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/12/08/jewish-university-school-newspaper-cut-ties-over-controversial-sex-column/

Mordy, Friday, 9 December 2011 05:49 (nine years ago) link

http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/13/matisyahu-shaved-beard/#.Tuec3ZiQtLv

he's the worst

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:58 (nine years ago) link

does anyone whose German is better than mine wanna read this 1890 article w/ me about the Jewish ban on polygamy in the 11th century?

Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2011 00:33 (nine years ago) link

Um I would be totally in to that, but despite my (very German) last name, I speak nein Germanish.

quincie, Saturday, 17 December 2011 01:31 (nine years ago) link

warum konnen sie nicht vor judenpolygamie in englisch lesen?

having a relationship with christ something cool (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 December 2011 01:54 (nine years ago) link

tho if u can speak yiddish fluently, you can probably understand more german than i can

having a relationship with christ something cool (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 December 2011 01:56 (nine years ago) link

the piece is only available in german, and my crappy yiddish isn't good enough to understand it (it being a scholarly paper from 1890)

Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2011 01:58 (nine years ago) link

that is probably beyond my idle effort too

what do you know about the context already?

nakhchivan, Saturday, 17 December 2011 02:24 (nine years ago) link

well, it's cited by the jewish encyclopedia + various jewish year books etc as the earliest, most extensive discussion of the ban. i can read the hebrew in the article, which is mostly quoted from the ban, and the little german i can read seems to discuss the context of the ban in the 11th century. i'm trying to figure out what reasons he gave for the ban, and i suspect they're somewhere in the paper.

Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2011 02:31 (nine years ago) link

(it also seems to discuss whether or not the prohibition against reading someone else's mail actually comes from this ban)

Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2011 02:32 (nine years ago) link

one possible reason (tho not mentioned w/ relation to Reb Gershom's ban) was written by the Ritba: "Where the customary practice is only to marry one woman, [a man] is not entitled to marry another woman in addition to his wife, since it is an implied term that she married him with the understanding that he not marry another woman."

also, i speculate that it has something to do w/ the section of the ban that says a man cannot force his wife to accept a divorce. if it was to bolster that, the ban on polygamy may just be a way of not letting men get around not divorcing their wives by marrying a new wife and ignoring the first one.

Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2011 02:35 (nine years ago) link

the jews, a practical people

quincie, Saturday, 17 December 2011 13:45 (nine years ago) link

Michael C. Moynihan is the managing editor of Vice magazine and a contributing editor for Reason magazine

Shocker.

C.K. Dexter Holland, Saturday, 17 December 2011 15:27 (nine years ago) link

It only just occurred to me that the thread title was probably meant to be "jewish noize sandboxers." All time typo.

Hurting, Saturday, 17 December 2011 16:48 (nine years ago) link

Happy Chanukah, biatches!

Mordy, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 23:34 (nine years ago) link

btw -- Debbie Friedman's Maoz Tzur is on Spotify:
http://open.spotify.com/track/7bf9BSTNdWq1YlLkysdqQZ

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 00:25 (nine years ago) link

Merry Hanuka, Jews!

I did not light candle last night why because I can't find candle. Will try again tonight. Latke night!

quincie, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 13:07 (nine years ago) link


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