The M. White Appreciation Thread

i think he's a character from a kid's book.

that he smokes weed still surprises and delights me
and i find myself using words like 'delight'

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), December 8th, 2006.

?? No it's not. Or if it is, I spend much of my winter committing sartorial misdeeds.

-- Michael White (mwwhites...), December 8th, 2006.

>My birthday/tree trimming party on Sunday 12/17 but it's already overbooked.

-- Michael White (mwwhites...), December 7th, 2006.

what was the name of the rabbit he lived with in paris again? chou chou something?

Where did I mention that?

Unfair unless you mean Jeeves, all the rest are very dim bulbs indeed.

EX: A RODEO, HENTAI

My then gf and I would smoke hash and go next door to the Luxembourg Gardens to let Chou Chou run around. People are not allowed on the grass there but the signs never said anything about rabbits. The Senate cops would watch us calling him for ages trying to get him to come back so we could go back home but he'd scamper around for ages, the little fucker.

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Monday - Watched 'Murder on the Orient Express' for the umpteenth time and drank gift bottle of Tuscan w/ woh won ton soup and kung pao green beans and shrimp, while the heavens stormed. I am an excellent cat bed.

Tuesday - Pick up newly tailored tuxedo then drinks and pinball w/ best friend

Wednesday - French tutoring and then?

Thursday - Café Claude w/pals to watch my friend, Marcus Shelby, play.

Friday - Pick up Xmas tree then birthday dinner w/family at CAV.

Saturday - Big society Xmas party. I will be the one in front of the caviar station with 2 glasses of champagne (one in reserve in case of lines at the bar) in front of me wearing an expression similar to that of a dog who has just found a particularly delicious bone and growling at party-goers who wish access to the food.

Sunday - More champagne and delectable provender at my house. Extravagant gay friends to bring over-the-top decorations for the tree. Expect cats on tables going after food, penis-themed ornaments and much, much camp.

Dénouement:

Monday - Liver failure aggravated by lung disease fells our once-young hero right at the end of his prime. He regrets only having but one life to give to his cats.

I leave it up to y'all to arrange the State Funeral.

I walk into bar in search of adult libation, spot Steve, say 'hi', he introduces friend whose name, due to my rather copious toping that evening, escapes me.

Her (slightly mocking tone): "So, just get back from a date?"
Me: ????
Steve: "No, he's always dressed like that."

You don't see me on those days when I go to fetch coffee at The Grind wearing a cap, my robe and tartan pajama bottoms and looking like someone who's just come off his meds.