IAN JOHNSON'S "NEWS YOU CAN USE"

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― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

the comments section is funny there

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

You're not Ian.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I work for him.

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"they may show up at your xmas party"

hey better hold you to that, jon

― byebye (bbia), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"Maritime salvage law says the chips are up for grabs"

lol

bonus spreadsheet info -- I used to work there! (virg1nian-pil0t / hampt0nr0ads.com, not frito-lay)

― dmr (dmr), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Even if I was a bum, I would have to humble myself to take one bag, but I would because I was hungry, not because I am greedy and let me take everything I want.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be one sage hobo.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

MORE NEWS U CAN USE!

THIS JUST IN!!! CATS BEHIND PEARL HARBOR!!!

http://grza.net/GIS/Animals/Cats%20Kittens/Cat%20Battleship.jpg

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

comments section is funny
i like how some people don't understand anything about how anything works in the world

i would take a lot of chips and distribute them among my friends, family and hobo community

xpost
cats

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I think that the red staters are just keeping up appearances over their racist Katrina outrage. see: http://www.snopes.com/katrina/soapbox/dakota.asp

Also:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/HalfJews

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

J@s0n D@rr0w is Half Jewish, half whitey, but NO1z3 board thinks he's the religious symbol for God incarnate among the Rastafari movement.

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Geraldo Rivera and Cutty could be brothers

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I AGREE WITH YOU LISA. I am not surprised at all. I agree they are scavengers. It sickens me that people in this world think that something is owed to them, like they paid there dues. Anything for free. Even if I was a bum, I would have to humble myself to take one bag, but I would because I was hungry, not because I am greedy and let me take everything I want. Did anyone think of collecting some of them and giving them to the homeless to have something to eat. Some people are selfish and I am sick of it. To me they are thieves. I have seen it many times. In California during the riots. People rioted and looted stores because they are thieves. Nobody put signs on the stuff and said Im free take one. Honest people don't steal. Look at New Orleans. Those Doritos belong to the shipping company and Frito Lay.. Come on people get a life.
- Robert D. - Centreville

ugh

― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Law of the Sea, dog.

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Those Doritos belong to the shipping company and Frito Lay
http://home.att.net/~bob.wallace/Bat_Guano.jpg
But if you don't get the President of the Unites States on that phone, you know what's going to happen to you? ... You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Drama/Drama/StrangeloveBat.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

^ helpful to imagine zany right wingers on internet as Bat Guano

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Newsflash: Ethan P hates Mexicans

― nooz u can use, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

My tip up there is for Kingfish

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Hell, they got the same moustache.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

but Bat Guano is helpful! without it, we couldn't make enough gunpowder to expel the King's Army from our fair colonies!

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

DIVE BAR PACKED BY ANACHRONISTIC FLASH MOB

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"flash mob"

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

illbient.

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

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