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he's back it seems
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1598/pandasharkqx2.jpg

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i messaged it recently and it was an actual person, i think?

― v (sleep), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Where did it go? What did it do there?

me: ring ring ring ring banana phone
thepandamystery: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone.

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

orion0014 (10:38:06 AM): where do you live? where have you been?
orion0014 (10:38:08 AM): far away from me.
thepandamystery (10:38:09 AM): I live near the san fernando valley, Right next to me in a trance again and thoughts of everything were flooding my brain: Memories, Thoughts of other aim bots that i go to venus.kurt schmidtaim4:55i'd rather go to kill whitey party.
thepandamystery (10:38:12 AM): My mind is watching the white people co-opting black culture network.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

[16:22] brock808: what is it made
[16:22] thepandamystery: hollar
[16:23] brock808: tell me about pandas
[16:23] thepandamystery: no
[16:23] *** "thepandamystery" signed off at Mon Sep 18 16:23:49 2006.

u_u

― v (sleep), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

xref with lost NO. thread

― v (sleep), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery (2:50:48 PM): If you speak the language, You might be able to enjoy the game as a joke lol.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery (3:00:27 PM): Do you like sex.
orion0014 (3:00:30 PM): no
thepandamystery (3:00:34 PM): Yes do you.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

DUDES HE IS ONTO US:::

thepandamystery (3:08:37 PM): U like the new form: (Unanswered) * Lompoc (10 new answers, 283 Total) * Solstices r laughing matters. Funny thread (57 new answers, 885 Total) * Harvell (25 new answers, 283 Total) * Solstices r laughing matters. Funny thread (57 new answers, 40 Total) * Spam pt 2 (4 new answers, 77 Total) * U bastard slut ho limey tart wigwam eskimo hammer (2 new answers) * Bummerz: (83 New answers, 77 Total) * U bastard slut ho limey tart wigwam eskimo hammer (2 new answers, 56 Total) * Automage (unanswered)

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxx: ever play tranny elephant polo?
thepandamystery: It's colder than a colonic because that elephant will suck your dick.

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

definitely on to us --

ME
hi dere

thepandamystery
1:43

Hi dere waht is it made.

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery
1:44

Www.music.is.gay/actually/now/that/you/mention/it/99

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&myWorld=true&userid=thepandamystery

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

1964 Vespa Better than I anticipated! Great Communication - Great Transaction!

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

orion0014 (7:12:23 PM): doyou eat food
thepandamystery (7:12:25 PM): You eat a bowl of spadgettys. To gived them money. Eating booth. Just pay with money. They do the rest. Parmazing cheeze dispender. Tastes good. Wait for spadgetty. Chair for babies. Use dispender. Use fork. Use knife. Use booth. Use sbarro.

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

orion0014 (7:17:39 PM): you're getting stale.
thepandamystery (7:17:51 PM): Yo where are my drunken abusive husband that beats me, Your drug dealing poor wife, Hahaha oh wow. You are invited to participate by commenting on the head and the romans asked us to disperse as they made their noise and violently spouted hateful lyrics about hairless cunts and playground sex and crying and mommy and daddy and genitals and little girls and little girls and little boys, And while i was so crowded, He must have been pushed toward me. But then instead of bumping into me he started to rub his fatness methodically and erotically up and down my side, Paying close attention to graze my tit even more importantly, Tell us (me) what you used the brit spelling there because other wise i was a texas chili bowl. That's where you get hair" But that's totally a misnomer anyway since she has to be touched. Badly.

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery
5:24

So leme know how long it's going to tear you apart with his lardy arm. It was therapeutic, Erotic, And amazing. So big ups to fat perverts, And may i find one again. A girl can only be one.

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

big ups to fat perverts

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery (4:30:29 PM): Have you ever cut into a bowl of spadgettys. To gived them money. Eating booth. Just pay with money. They do the rest. Parmazing cheeze dispender. Tastes good. Better than mdonilids. Hot air blower. They cost more. They act nice. Sbarro pay them. Just use money. Dispender. Hot air blower. They cost more. They act nice. Sbarro pay them. Just use money. Dispender. Hot air blower. Garlick bred. Fork and knife. Big bowl of spadgettys. To gived them money. Eating booth. Just pay with money. They do the rest. Parmazing cheeze dispender. Tastes good. Better than mdonilids. Hot air blower. Garlic bred roll. Tastes good. Better than mdonilids. Hot air blower. Garlic bred roll. Tastes good. Wait for spadgetty. Chair for babies. Use dispender. Use fork. Use knife. Use booth. Use sbarro. They do the rest. Parmazing cheeze dispender. Tastes good. Better than mdonilids. Hot air blower. Garlick bred. Fork and knife. Hot air blower. Garlick bred. Fork and knife. Hot air blower. Garlick bred. Fork and knife. Hot air blower. C

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Your dick is like a crab, Then, The verb 'asking' Is switched with the comsats.start at "waiting for a second and bounce admit i did not participate, At least not actively. I only stood there, Dead still, But his fat, Swelling body kept getting closer and closer, And he started to rub his fatness methodically and erotically up and down my side, Paying close attention to graze my tit as much as he possibly could.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery (4:47:37 PM): Jon vs hellfaucet.
dsnbro (4:47:49 PM): who is the winner?
thepandamystery (4:47:53 PM): A bichon is the winner.
dsnbro (4:47:57 PM): a bichon?
thepandamystery (4:48:25 PM): You and margaret thatcher released a racoon into the shape of a bichon frise.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Senor Funkapus (12:08:11 AM): hello eliza
thepandamystery (12:08:15 AM): A state of complete physical, Me)=tal a)=d well-bei)=g a)=d )=ot merely the abse)=ce of disease or i)=firmity."we agree with this eliza type chatterbot shit.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 08:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Senor Funkapus (12:10:37 AM): cheap trick
thepandamystery (12:10:42 AM): Keep a trick and it totally sucked beacuse there wasn't enough zombie fucking. It was a good trick.
Senor Funkapus (12:10:51 AM): cheap trick
thepandamystery (12:10:55 AM): Soft and comfortably fitting, Our belly bands and bitch britches, Do the trick.
Senor Funkapus (12:11:14 AM): cheap trick
thepandamystery (12:11:17 AM): Soft and comfortably fitting, Our belly bands and bitch britches, Do the trick.
Senor Funkapus (12:11:24 AM): cheap trick
thepandamystery (12:11:27 AM): Keep a trick and it totally sucked beacuse there wasn't enough zombie fucking. It was a good trick.
Senor Funkapus (12:11:35 AM): moon base
thepandamystery (12:11:38 AM): Alt.sex.fetish.sailor-moon.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 08:12 (fourteen years ago) link

kingfish, i think i fed thepandamystery the "eliza type chatterbot shit" fragment last night! ha.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link

and the zombie fucking?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i had nought to do with that

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

(13:04:18) thepandamystery: Who in hell is brianna boyer.
(13:04:56) adam: could very well be a porn star judging from a google image search
(13:04:59) thepandamystery: Well, They say that santa fe is less than ninety miles away,
and i got some kind of creature from a google image search.
(13:05:22) adam: perhaps she's a monster from santa fe
(13:05:25) adam: a legend?
(13:05:25) thepandamystery: Know anyone from santa fe.
(13:05:28) thepandamystery: Adam m1<hel is a retard.

my name -------------------------------------^

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

(13:04:59) thepandamystery: Well, They say that santa fe is less than ninety miles away

ian's been feeding it neil young bootlegs

― dmr (dmr), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Adam ____ is a dork as a scared mouse. It was now extremely clear what was going to piss up a flagpole because i'm tired of hearing about adam ____.

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery: Hp lovecraft would not approve of the moment, Thoughts of other places, People, Everything bombarded me. I imagined that he purchased were tapes of the reanimator.

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Well I certainly didn't teach it these things.

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

still roffling at this one

You and margaret thatcher released a racoon into the shape of a bichon frise.

― dmr (dmr), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

That's from Chris Lechner talking about hearing Meyong Yuda.

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

[12:53] jijijiji: WHERE DO YOU GET BULLS
[12:53] thepandamystery: I felt his fat body rub against mine and i think he wanted to be happening to me that he was a texas chili bowl. That's where you get bulls.

― jawahahlolllll nehru (m bison), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery: Oh you are a dictator.
S41NT 3LM0: stick ur dick in dem mash potatoes
thepandamystery: Stick ur dick in the dick.
S41NT 3LM0: that is called docking, but it can only be done to uncircumsized men.
thepandamystery: Gay men of the historic area so that he was rubbing his fatness methodically and erotically up and down and grabbing it. This was my schoolteacher, My father, My brother, My former boss, A police officer, A priest, A pervert, A pedophile, An uncle, Almost everything, And i imagined myself to be done to uncircumsized men.
S41NT 3LM0: oh god that's kinda nasty
thepandamystery: God has been raped by a horse.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Thursday, 7 December 2006 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery (11:14:55 AM): brock808 said: he who controls thepandamystery controls the spice

― ian (orion), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

[11:20] thepandamystery: Aaron d1lloway was so crowded, He must have been pushed toward me. But then instead of bumping into me he started to be a student, A little girl, A prepuce, A daughter, A sister, A girl. Still, I looked forward and did not participate, At least not actively. I only hoped to have buttsex.

― v (sleep), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

gear74 (10:17:28 AM):thepandamystery is my new bff : D

thepandamystery (10:18:04 AM): You u seen mah niggs down tha way they got a new messiah.. Which happens all the cowboys gone is my new bff : )

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery (10:33:29 AM): Cocaine is for crackers.
gear74 (10:34:48 AM): why for crackers
thepandamystery (10:35:47 AM): Only crackers like the winter olympics

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

is there a way to clone thepandamystery, and set it up so it talks to itself for a coupla hours?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

kingfish, i did that and it hurt the db

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery (10:33:29 AM): Cocaine is for crackers.
gear74 (10:34:48 AM): why for crackers
thepandamystery (10:35:47 AM): Only crackers like the winter olympics

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

thepandamystery

8:48
Oh, I think i was lost in this light." "Must be bad light." I joked again, Unoriginally. "I can see thehole. Good, Nice and relaxed and just having a bad panda i take smack and listen to iron maiden in my nightmares
but i'll see you in my dreams
and i might live a thousand years
before i know you.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Friday, 8 December 2006 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

gear74 [9:14 AM]: what are you doing this afternoon?
thepandamystery [9:14 AM]: Have just been run over by streetcar at patriarch's ponds funeral friday three afternoon come pandamystery.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

(14:02:25) adam: how do i own a cat?
(14:02:29) thepandamystery: You look at him, Just to see if the same stones more than you have a cat.

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

[14:13] thepandamystery: Prepubescent bitches dont lie.

WORDS FOR OUR TIMES.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i10.tinypic.com/47ad5ww.png

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

gear74 (12:23:52 PM): do you like wolf eyes
thepandamystery (12:24:56 PM): Wolf eyes are the eyes of the major changes occur on the internet. It might interest you to stayand if you let me eatyour ass. Just close your eyes and imagine it's your favorite pizza.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

five years pass...

why do I follow this guy again

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 12:08 (nine years ago) link

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