attempted recap and continuation of food consumption log

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hamburgeress
a bunch of cookies
slice cheese pizza
giganto delicious cuban sandwich
two hot dogs (one stoned dog, one "hawaiian" dog)
two eggs, toast
slice of apple pie
general tso's bean curd, chicken wings
20 buffalo wings
hamburger & fries
bacon egg & cheese on a roll
other appled pie
thanksgiving dinner: lots of turkeys, two kinds of stuffing (one regular, one gingery cornbread), green beans & mushrooms, sweet potatoes & apples, biscuits, cranberry chutney, brussel sprouts)
club sandwich
pulled pork sandwich
nachos
bangers & mash
sesame chicken, porn fried rice

that is in approximate reverse chronological order if anyone is keeping track.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

I think you are forgetting TWO HOT DOGS WITH JESSIE AT 2AM and DRAGON 2000.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

DRAGON 2000 = SESAME CHICKEN

AND TWO HOT DOGS @ 2AM WERE FROM WAAAAY LONGTIME AGO AND ON OTHER THREAD OKAY???

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

lol hot dogs got eaten

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

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― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

What is "Hawaiian" dong?

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

OH GOD I MEAN DOG.

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

HAWAIIAN DOG IS BASIL PINEAPPLE CHUTNEY AND FUCKING BACON
A STONED DOG IS CHILI, CHEEZE, AND CRUSHED FRITOS.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

cause i could hook you up with one of those, nicka.

― grady (grady), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

hehe

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

how would you rate pulled pork, 1 thru 10?

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

ian i want to hate you for your metabolism but i can only love you for being ian

― strongo, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

im gonna have MOZARELLA STICKS

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

again!

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

the pulled pork was pretty crummy actually; it was like a 3 tops. too soggy and mushy and lacked the right consistency. this was at a bistro type restauraunt in east greenwich, rhode island.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

but, in general, compared to other foods, how would you rate pulled pork?

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

it's up there

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, for starters, it's PORK.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

no pork on my fork

― strongo, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

psyche

― strongo, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

let's say, rate Pulled Pork vs.
BBQ Beef, Philly Cheesesteak, Jerk Chicken, Sloppy Joe

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

JERK CHICKEN IS TOPS

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

compared to the hamburger, i would give the hamburger the edge because it's a more versatile and customizable foodstuff. I think they're both solidly in the 8-9 range.

xpost

okay when well when you put it that way...

hamburger variant > pulled pork > cheesesteak > jerk chicken > bbq beef >>>>> sloppy joe

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

dude fuck bbq beef.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

cheesesteak = involves onions, which I then have to pick out
jerk = too spicy for lil ol me
sloppy joe = reminds me of yard-raking day when mom would be feeding a crowd

BBQ beef is the only possible competition I can see....

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

you are forgetting sausages.

ian -- you really should plan your entire life around a trip to Hot Doug's in Chicago.

xp lol @ wussy midwesterner

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

i think there are always gray areas, though. i think the average pulled pork sandwich is probably better than the average cheesesteak when you take into account all the cheesesteak sold at subway, quiznos etc every day. HOWEVER, the best cheesesteak at the right moment could be better than anything else. xpost

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

in-laws want it served at wedding. I'm just checking.

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

OKAY AND SAUSAGES RIGHT.. SO TODAY I WASAT THE SUPERMARKET.. and they DID NOT HAVE any HOT OR SWEET ITALIAN SAUSAGES! it was outrageous. i am gonna have to buy some at the supermarket across from work tomorrow, I guess.
xpost again

When/where wedding?

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

hamburger variant > pulled pork > cheesesteak > jerk chicken > bbq beef >>>>> sloppy joe

what is sloppy joe if not a hamburger variant???

THIS IS A COMPLEX EQUATION

― dmr, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

totally complex.

ground beef in loosely consolidated matrix.

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

xpost:
Valparaiso, Indiana, June
proposed caterers are Memonites
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menonite

― SexyDancer, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

I've been to valpo before. I got some ice cream named after a planet.

a sloppy is not a hamburger.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

sloppy ____ JOE. SLPPY JOE>

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

what about loose meat sandwiches?

― Lauren (lauren), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Like a Thanksgiving Sandwich?
(Bread+Cranberry+Turkey+Stuffing+Gravy+Bread)*Microwave

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

cheesesteak = involves onions, which I then have to pick out

this is just not true

― strongo, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

loose meat sandwiches are just griddled ground beef, perhaps with some spices. they're native to idaho or iowa or somesuch. i don't know much about them, but i like the name.

― Lauren (lauren), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

in baltimore there is a variation called the "pit beef sandwich"

― strongo, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

good for street fair consumption

― strongo, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

"Loose meat" sounds like someone (Ian) walking around with random bits of meat in their pockets, left over from meat-based barter transactions from over the past couple days.

x-post

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

loose meat reminds me of that jeans thread

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

cheesesteak = involves onions

this is just not true

yeah it's WID or WIDDOUT

― dmr, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

For reals? That's the most delicious thing I've heard all day! I like steak + cheese but I haf only had it in our work caf, and that comes with peppers & onions mixed in.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's optional. cheese is optional too!

― strongo, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Nuh UH.

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

let's not do this

― strongo, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

PROOF
http://community.iexplore.com/photos/journal_photos/1(318).jpg

― dmr, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

SPEAK ENGLISH

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

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craved tuna melt, had to settle for regular tuna sandwich

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

onion bagel with scallion cream cheese
two chicken tacos, bowl of chilli

― ian (orion), Friday, 1 December 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

EMERGEN-C
COFFEE
STEAK, BROWN RICE, SALAD
COFFEE
STUFFED CABBAGE, SPINACH PIROGES, KIELBASA, SAUKRAUT, POTATO PANCAKE, APPLE SAUCE, SOUR CREAM
BEER
WHISKEY
COFFEE
BEER
OMELETTE WITH ONIONS, CHEESE, AVACADO
PITA CHIPS
WHISKEY
ORANGE CHOCOLATES
BEER
SALAD, CHICKEN WINGS
BEER
COFFEE

― sexyDancer, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

1 bottle cranberry juice
1 large coffee

hungry

― strongo, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

spicy thai pasta w/ chicken & peppers
lots of cookies
1 plain slice
1 pepperoni slice

― ian (orion), Saturday, 2 December 2006 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

1 roast beef sandwich
1 macaroni salad
1 cranberry juice
i orange
1 banana
1 grapefruit
1 tortilla with cheese
handful of tortilla chips
handful of pretzels
3 bourbons
4 beers
handful of pretzels
m&ms
1 sprite

― strongo, Saturday, 2 December 2006 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

APPLE
FRIED NOODLES, LEMON CHICKEN, SWEET+SOUR PORK COMBO
BURGER
CHEESE + CRACKERS
LOTTA ALCOHOL (VARIOUS)

― haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Saturday, 2 December 2006 08:01 (nineteen years ago)

mac n cheese
pumpernickel bagel with lox & creamcheese

― ian (orion), Saturday, 2 December 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

salt bagel with cream cheese
vitamin water
wahoo's combo #2 - two fish tacos w/ beans & rice
fountain diet pepsi topped off w/ dr pepper

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

hamburger with guac n cheddar
wheatables with guacaamole

today all i've eaten is a cookie. it hasn't hurt me yet.

― ian (orion), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

bacon, peanut butter & honey sandwich on teh wheat toast.

― ian (orion), Monday, 4 December 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

1 coffee
3 hershey kisses
1 instant hot chocolate substitute coffee for hot water
1 chocolate-dipped chocolate chip cookie w/ coconut sprinkles

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

SALMON, MUSSELS, SPINACH, RICE
BEER
SALAD, BRISKET, CABBAGE
COCAINE ENERGY DRINK (DON'T DO IT)
BEER
WHISKEY
MUSHROOM SOUP
COFFEE
CHORIZO BURRITO
BEER
WHISKEY
SPINACH RAVIOLI
WINE
YOGURT
GREEN TEA
TORTILLA CHIPS, SALSA
GREEN TEA
WATER
BEER
JYOTI DUMPLINGS, BROCCOLI, BROWN RICE
BEER
WHISKEY
BLT
BEER
PEANUTS
COFFEE
MEATLOAF, SQUASH, MASHED POTATOES
GREEN TEA

― sexyDancer, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

1/2 rotisserie chicken
side of mac & cheese
side of roasted vegetables
diet dr pepper

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

grilled cheese, tomato soup
lots of OJ
some crackers

― ian (orion), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

grilled cheese, tomato soup

you win

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

grilled ham, salami, swiss on rye
weed stem

― nza forgot his password, Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

tonight i'm going to have (organic trader joe's) peanut butter & (organic trader joe's reduced sugar) jelly on whole wheat bread
and diet black cherry vanilla coke with jack daniel's

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

last night's two hot dogs:
-another hawaiian (pineapple-basil chutney, bacon)
-fat baby (chili, bacon, sour cream)

i love bacon, obv.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

BEER
MIDDLE EASTERN VEGE COMBO PLATE (EGYPTIAN, THEY SAY)
BEER
COFFEE
FISH N CHIPS
GINGER BEER
GREEN TEA

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

trail mix
roast beef sandwich
chips
cranberry juice
trail mix
grilled cheese
tomato soup
theraflu
coffee
bagel
tuna fish sandwich
french fries
orange soda
sunflower seeds

― strongo, Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

I wish circumstances were such that I could say...

PUSSY

...but alas, I must settle for molasses ginger cookie.

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

i forgot to put

pussy (last hurrah)

in that last one

― strongo, Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, that is lovely and also kind of heartbreaking dude.

EIGHT CANS OF HIGH LIFE SINCE 6 PM EST

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

also TMI.

nza: HIGHFIVE! I am going to eat a pizza, drink one more beer, open a bottle of wine, roll a J and watch the Seven Samurai

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

bacon, peanut butter & honey sandwich on teh wheat toast.

you forgot the peanuts you ate last night.

― obi strip (sanskrit), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

EH-HIGH UH-FIVE-AH

I am gnawing on monstrous weedstem and sad because weedman is not calling, the roomy is working towards making up for recent shittiness by making some sort of Mongolian pork chop + many veggies in sauce + fried rice insanity. Up to TEN CANS OF HIGH LIFE SINCE 6:00 PM EST - IT IS NOW 8:22 PM EST.

Soon we will eat this food and watch Pirates Carribean Two.

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

bff

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

blackened catfish sandwich from the gumbo pot @ farmer's market
haribo peaches

still hungry, might order something

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

ordered:

farfalle con pancetta (in cream sauce, w/ sundried tomatoes)
fried zucchini

this means i eventually have to put pants on.

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

restaurant sent free garlic knots = i have a new favorite delivery place!

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

yes, last night's peanuts.
i ate some fried chicken and fries tonight that i am positive were a mistake e_e

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

1 lg lemon ginger tea
1 cup of blah diner tea (tetley i think)
1 mimosa
1 turkey burger w/ fries & pickle (all good)
1 $2 bag of honey roasted almonds from street vendor
1 can campbell's chicken rice soup
1 grilled cheese sandwich
some orange juice

probably more tea later

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Sunday, 10 December 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

for breakfast:

coke
golden gaytime

not as fun as it sounds but still tasty

― sunny successor (katarina), Sunday, 10 December 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT SHOULD I EAT

i haven't eaten for two days. i now have money.
am thinking:

chicken rogan with naan, pilau rice, popadom & mango chutney
bacon sandwich
sausage sandwich
bacon and sausage sandwich?
mcdonalds

― rio natsume (rio natsume), Sunday, 10 December 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i had nice americans food

― rio natsume (rio natsume), Sunday, 10 December 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

australia visit food roundup (so far):

ham, cheese and lettuce on white bread,
fried eggs,
bacon not cooked to a crisp (ie not US style)
grilled tomatoes
grilled steak and sausages
avocado
plain white bread rolls
profiterole cake
golden gaytime x 2
lobster mornay
deep fried calamari
ravoli
sultana bran
meat pie
cream bun
roast beef and tomato on white bread,
lamington,
prawns on bap rolls,
more avocado,
more tomato
a napoleon (french vanilla slice)

― sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

what is golden gaytime??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/food/gaytime.jpg

caramel ice cream on a stick

― sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

this site rules, btw

http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/index.php?page=food/gaytime.htm

― sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

so far:

2 cups weak coffee
1 tuna sandwich on hollowed-out everything bagel

― boo you whore (get bent), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

"The original advert I remember from my childhood had the featured people sneaking off to consume one of the ice creams alone, but they kept getting intruded upon by others, presumably who wanted to share the ice cream, accompanied by the slogan 'It's so hard to have a gaytime on your own.' Indeed."

it sounds good

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 December 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

i had 3 clementines, 1egg, 1 avocado tofu colby jack cheese sprouts toasted sourdough bread sandwich, 2 handfuls joe's o's, 2 toasted bread with margerines, 1 piece of l'tone's step-mom's banana nut bread w/margarine, 1 piece of 60% chocolate at work, 7 beers, 1/4 glass of wine, 1 fruity tofu dessert, 3 slices of deli chicken meat

― t.weiss (t.weiss), Friday, 15 December 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

mini spooners
tea
cheddar and dill scone
lamb and feta burger
sweet potato fries
enviga 'the calorie burner" sparkling green tea (ew)
philadelphia cheeseteak flavored kettle chips (ew)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

philadelphia cheeseteak flavored kettle chips (ew)

these words make no sense

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 16 December 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

except for the "ew" part i guess

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 16 December 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/herrsnacksgifts_1904_4808020

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

so wrong

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Saturday, 16 December 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

yesterday's food consumption:

2 boiled eggs
coffee (a lot)
various items at nice asian buffet (good sushi, dim sum, fresh fruit, spring rolls, porky chinese things)
1 slice of white pizza
a few mini black & white cookies
beer (a lot)

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Saturday, 16 December 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

12/18/06 - 12/20/06 update:

BLT on toasted 9-grain (aka "mountain crunch") bread
chili dog with cheese & slaw + oven fries
cheeseburger w/ havarti, avocado, lots of mayo
bag of sunflower seeds
braeburn apple
fried cod w/ baconated spinach and cornbread
2 substandard chocolates
2 Miller High Lifes
1 Wiedemann's
a metric fuckload of coffee

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

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