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1) ashed-out catholic retirees blocking the sidewalk and causing me to slip on ice when I go by them. Then acting all concerned when I SLIP AND FALL. Fuck you!!! If you weren't such selfish fucks walking 8 abreast I wouldn't have hurt my butt!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

fucking wops.

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

fucking polacks too

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

FUCK YOU THAT'S MY FAMILY YOU DICK

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

what, no mick hate?

chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

potato eating papists

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

don't forget spaniards

bleeeee (bleeeee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I like Irish catholics and latin/hispanic/whateverufuckingcallthempeople catholics.

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

http://issho.net/2/dotherightthing.gif

^ me right now

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.republicanvoices.org/unemployed-youth.jpg
^^^me right now

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

wait sorry i thought this was the hangover thred

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

you people are fucking dead to me

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img.jeuxvideo.fr/photo/00C8000000193931.jpg

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

oooh snap etc

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Ally = Peach = wop?

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

power of emotions etc

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

see what GOD did to you, Jon!?!

bb (bbia), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I'M NOT A WOP I'M A SPIC AND A MICK THANK YOU MUCHLY TO GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME YOU HOMO

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I'M A MICK TOO YOU STUPID FUCK

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

shoop da whoop?

bleeeee (bleeeee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I'M A STUPID FUCK? YOU'RE A STUPID FUCK. FUCK YOU!!

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, i didn't mean it, i'm sorry

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 21st, 2007 3:21 PM. (trm)

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 21st, 2007 3:21 PM. (trm)

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 21st, 2007 3:21 PM. (trm)

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 21st, 2007 3:21 PM. (trm)

amon (amon), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

catholick mick polack here yo

69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

My nationality isn't really important because I'm an evangelical and everyone hates us for separate and perfectly valid reasons anyway.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

SEMENHOLE INDIAN

the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently those french colonialists got around

the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

canadian polack/native indian here

:(

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

is there a good slur for welsh people? hungover dago/frog/injun/negro/dutch/welsh fuck over here

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

"tom jones"

the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Slur for Welsh = "welsh"

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

all i know for sure is ENGLISH/WELSH/IRISH/FRENCH/INJUN. my mom's side is a mystery of adoption.

the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

frankly, that chick is a jew.

the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

catholick mick polack here yo

same here except i'm now agnostic.

chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

jess we're apparently pretty much the same terrible ethnic mish-mash, let's start a club

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

"the runny rainbow club"

the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 21st, 2007 3:21 PM. (trm)

JON = ASSHURT (FOR REALS)

trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

who's talking about micks now?

giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I AM BLACK IRISH

trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I AM A SON UNIQUE

trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

mom would call Czechs "glorified Polacks" to piss dad off

jon jonson (p.j.), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

my mom would call dad an asshole to piss dad off.

chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

kevin it's like you're my brother

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I AM BLACK IRISH

waht me 2

false cat (sleep), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

so like you dudes love potatoes AND fried chicken?

bleeeee (bleeeee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

mr me too

giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

you're gonna feel GUILTY about this someday

bro m coleman S.J. (lovebug ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

"offer it up" TO THE SACRED HEART OF JESUS

bro m coleman S.J. (lovebug ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

russian/polish/transylvanian jew

russian mover to me (after giving me the appraising once-over): "WHY YOU NOT SPEAK RUSSIAN?"

a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Fuck you, if you spoke Russian you could listen to my phone msg from this morning and tell me what that suka is saying.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

me n vic = Iberian admixture originating with survivors of the Spanish Armada

trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

anglo-germanic, and i'm really white and like beer

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I am limey mick polack kraut... are Austrians considered krauts?

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

laurel i took russian in high school for two years, ysi?

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

french-canadian/irish/swedish/indian/klingon/wookie/hobbit/elf/orc/whatever orco from he-man is

scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

How do I get off phone and onto computer? I was kidding, really, because I think I need studio equip for that task that I do not have.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

TRANSYLVANIAN. AWESOME.

the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i heart transilvania

scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

The Barronness was from Transylvania, and there was something nasty in the dungeon, I mean, basement of family home that gave plot to a whole GI Joe ep, therefore forever classic.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

whatever orco from he-man is

BLACK MAGE

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/vivisect/art/bmvivi2.jpg

blancmange?

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

orko from he-man is clearly from africa

bleeeee (bleeeee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

the baroness was hot, and wasn't weighed down with the 1986isms that Zartana suffered from

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

mick/kraut/serb cathatheist.

Leisure time activities: drinking, fighting, and an occasional ethnic cleansing.

John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.starwars.stopklatka.pl/images/jawa.jpg

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

filthy scavengers, coming here to take our jobs, spare parts


but classic for drunk jawa collapsed outside of local spacer tavern

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

WTF do you call someone from Portugal?

David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

hell, it's all part of a lineage stretching back to at least:

http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Marvin.gif

scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

er, x-post

scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

unless Portuguese happen to generally resemble Marvin the Martian

scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

which for all i know could be the case!

scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Guess I'm a Martian dago wop, then.

(Actually, according to Answers.com - THANKS INTERNET - "dago" covers most of western Europe in addition to The Boot.)

David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

And, of course, I'm a fucking greaseball, too.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

re: Ash Wednesday - A new priest at my exes church once mixed the ashes w/water instead of oil and gave all the attendees lye-based slow forehead chemical burns. oops.

John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

*whunh-whunh-whuuuuuuuunhw*

scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

The best thing about that is that you could tell who the the true believers were: they all dropped to their knees in public crying "I FEEL IT, LORD, I SUFFER ALONG WITH CHRIST, BLESSED IS THE LAMB OF GOD."

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

WTF do you call someone from Portugal?

In RI they're called porgys.

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

this thread needs an at-a-glance guide to inter-European stereotypes

elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

belgian's hate everyone else's beer
and the swiss think everyone is bloodthirsty thieves!

elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

andrew plz to upload pix

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I love the Europeans who judge american beer by the big three beers!

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

russian mover to me (after giving me the appraising once-over): "WHY YOU NOT SPEAK RUSSIAN?"

russian people have some kind of radar for this, unlike any other nationality that i've seen.

Lauren (lauren), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck the fucking work study students


they make Kathy and Cathy from kids in the hall seem proper and unirritating

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

for the record, i am greek + anglo + french canadian + basque(?)

jon, i will try to uplode tonite

elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

"try" == i can't be bothered

elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

"I FEEL IT, LORD, I SUFFER ALONG WITH CHRIST, BLESSED IS THE LAMB OF GOD. BLESSED WITH MINT JELLY OR PERHAPS WITH SOME APPLESAUCE ON THE SIDE. FUCK IT DEAR JESUS, I'M GOING TO LUNCH."

chicago kevin says fuck this, it's noodle time. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm norwiegian even if i can't spell it right.

just m@tt he1g3s0n (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe i'm related to geir hongro!! : )

just m@tt he1g3s0n (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

English, Irish, Swiss German, and Danish

They don't call me 'White' for nothing, though they really should have called me 'pink' or 'likes to drink'.

Post-baptist commies on one side and returned to the fold Catholics on the other = fun times.

Michael White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

WTF do you call someone from Portugal?

"a Portuguese"

Tim Ellison is number one proponent of Beatle!!!Mania!!! on nu-ILX (tim ellison), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Porturican?

John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

The CIA lets us know:

https://cia.gov/cia//publications/factbook/fields/2110.html

Tim Ellison is number one proponent of Beatle!!!Mania!!! on nu-ILX (tim ellison), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

hmmm.

tehresa, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 05:11 (eleven years ago) link


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