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1) ashed-out catholic retirees blocking the sidewalk and causing me to slip on ice when I go by them. Then acting all concerned when I SLIP AND FALL. Fuck you!!! If you weren't such selfish fucks walking 8 abreast I wouldn't have hurt my butt!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking wops.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking polacks too

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK YOU THAT'S MY FAMILY YOU DICK

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

what, no mick hate?

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

potato eating papists

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

don't forget spaniards

― bleeeee (bleeeee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Irish catholics and latin/hispanic/whateverufuckingcallthempeople catholics.

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://issho.net/2/dotherightthing.gif

^ me right now

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.republicanvoices.org/unemployed-youth.jpg
^^^me right now

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

wait sorry i thought this was the hangover thred

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

you people are fucking dead to me

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.jeuxvideo.fr/photo/00C8000000193931.jpg

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oooh snap etc

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally = Peach = wop?

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

power of emotions etc

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

see what GOD did to you, Jon!?!

― bb (bbia), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M NOT A WOP I'M A SPIC AND A MICK THANK YOU MUCHLY TO GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME YOU HOMO

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M A MICK TOO YOU STUPID FUCK

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

shoop da whoop?

― bleeeee (bleeeee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M A STUPID FUCK? YOU'RE A STUPID FUCK. FUCK YOU!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i didn't mean it, i'm sorry

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 21st, 2007 3:21 PM. (trm)

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 21st, 2007 3:21 PM. (trm)

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 21st, 2007 3:21 PM. (trm)

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 21st, 2007 3:21 PM. (trm)

― amon (amon), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

catholick mick polack here yo

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

My nationality isn't really important because I'm an evangelical and everyone hates us for separate and perfectly valid reasons anyway.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

SEMENHOLE INDIAN

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

apparently those french colonialists got around

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

canadian polack/native indian here

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

is there a good slur for welsh people? hungover dago/frog/injun/negro/dutch/welsh fuck over here

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"tom jones"

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Slur for Welsh = "welsh"

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

all i know for sure is ENGLISH/WELSH/IRISH/FRENCH/INJUN. my mom's side is a mystery of adoption.

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

frankly, that chick is a jew.

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

catholick mick polack here yo

same here except i'm now agnostic.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

jess we're apparently pretty much the same terrible ethnic mish-mash, let's start a club

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"the runny rainbow club"

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

haha jon fell and hurt his butt

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 21st, 2007 3:21 PM. (trm)

JON = ASSHURT (FOR REALS)

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

who's talking about micks now?

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM BLACK IRISH

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM A SON UNIQUE

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

mom would call Czechs "glorified Polacks" to piss dad off

― jon jonson (p.j.), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom would call dad an asshole to piss dad off.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin it's like you're my brother

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM BLACK IRISH

waht me 2

― false cat (sleep), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

so like you dudes love potatoes AND fried chicken?

― bleeeee (bleeeee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

mr me too

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

you're gonna feel GUILTY about this someday

― bro m coleman S.J. (lovebug ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"offer it up" TO THE SACRED HEART OF JESUS

― bro m coleman S.J. (lovebug ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

russian/polish/transylvanian jew

russian mover to me (after giving me the appraising once-over): "WHY YOU NOT SPEAK RUSSIAN?"

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck you, if you spoke Russian you could listen to my phone msg from this morning and tell me what that suka is saying.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

me n vic = Iberian admixture originating with survivors of the Spanish Armada

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

anglo-germanic, and i'm really white and like beer

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I am limey mick polack kraut... are Austrians considered krauts?

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel i took russian in high school for two years, ysi?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

french-canadian/irish/swedish/indian/klingon/wookie/hobbit/elf/orc/whatever orco from he-man is

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

How do I get off phone and onto computer? I was kidding, really, because I think I need studio equip for that task that I do not have.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

TRANSYLVANIAN. AWESOME.

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i heart transilvania

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

The Barronness was from Transylvania, and there was something nasty in the dungeon, I mean, basement of family home that gave plot to a whole GI Joe ep, therefore forever classic.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever orco from he-man is

BLACK MAGE

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/vivisect/art/bmvivi2.jpg

blancmange?

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

orko from he-man is clearly from africa

― bleeeee (bleeeee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

the baroness was hot, and wasn't weighed down with the 1986isms that Zartana suffered from

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

mick/kraut/serb cathatheist.

Leisure time activities: drinking, fighting, and an occasional ethnic cleansing.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.starwars.stopklatka.pl/images/jawa.jpg

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

filthy scavengers, coming here to take our jobs, spare parts

but classic for drunk jawa collapsed outside of local spacer tavern

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF do you call someone from Portugal?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

hell, it's all part of a lineage stretching back to at least:

http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Marvin.gif

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

er, x-post

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

unless Portuguese happen to generally resemble Marvin the Martian

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

which for all i know could be the case!

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Guess I'm a Martian dago wop, then.

(Actually, according to Answers.com - THANKS INTERNET - "dago" covers most of western Europe in addition to The Boot.)

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

And, of course, I'm a fucking greaseball, too.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

re: Ash Wednesday - A new priest at my exes church once mixed the ashes w/water instead of oil and gave all the attendees lye-based slow forehead chemical burns. oops.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

*whunh-whunh-whuuuuuuuunhw*

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

The best thing about that is that you could tell who the the true believers were: they all dropped to their knees in public crying "I FEEL IT, LORD, I SUFFER ALONG WITH CHRIST, BLESSED IS THE LAMB OF GOD."

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF do you call someone from Portugal?

In RI they're called porgys.

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread needs an at-a-glance guide to inter-European stereotypes

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

belgian's hate everyone else's beer
and the swiss think everyone is bloodthirsty thieves!

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

andrew plz to upload pix

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I love the Europeans who judge american beer by the big three beers!

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

russian mover to me (after giving me the appraising once-over): "WHY YOU NOT SPEAK RUSSIAN?"

russian people have some kind of radar for this, unlike any other nationality that i've seen.

― Lauren (lauren), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck the fucking work study students

they make Kathy and Cathy from kids in the hall seem proper and unirritating

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

for the record, i am greek + anglo + french canadian + basque(?)

jon, i will try to uplode tonite

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8b/Bitchesshotweb.gif

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"try" == i can't be bothered

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"I FEEL IT, LORD, I SUFFER ALONG WITH CHRIST, BLESSED IS THE LAMB OF GOD. BLESSED WITH MINT JELLY OR PERHAPS WITH SOME APPLESAUCE ON THE SIDE. FUCK IT DEAR JESUS, I'M GOING TO LUNCH."

― chicago kevin says fuck this, it's noodle time. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm norwiegian even if i can't spell it right.

― just m@tt he1g3s0n (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i'm related to geir hongro!! : )

― just m@tt he1g3s0n (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

English, Irish, Swiss German, and Danish

They don't call me 'White' for nothing, though they really should have called me 'pink' or 'likes to drink'.

Post-baptist commies on one side and returned to the fold Catholics on the other = fun times.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF do you call someone from Portugal?

"a Portuguese"

― Tim Ellison is number one proponent of Beatle!!!Mania!!! on nu-ILX (tim ellison), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Porturican?

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

The CIA lets us know:

https://cia.gov/cia//publications/factbook/fields/2110.html

― Tim Ellison is number one proponent of Beatle!!!Mania!!! on nu-ILX (tim ellison), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

hmmm.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 05:11 (fifteen years ago) link

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