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tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 18 February 2007 08:43 (fourteen years ago) link

is that these girls

http://img.search.com/thumb/5/59/Abby_and_Britty.jpg/180px-Abby_and_Britty.jpg

moonship journey to baja (vahid), Sunday, 18 February 2007 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link

this is totally fascinating

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/351485/conjoined_twins/

moonship journey to baja (vahid), Sunday, 18 February 2007 08:57 (fourteen years ago) link

did they ever make a pr0n?

sorry if ? is answered in above link. too lazy to click it.

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 18 February 2007 08:59 (fourteen years ago) link

>:(

moonship journey to baja (vahid), Sunday, 18 February 2007 09:03 (fourteen years ago) link

come on now, this is serious

these girls are a living expression of the finest impulses of our egalitarian society

stop ogling them

moonship journey to baja (vahid), Sunday, 18 February 2007 09:04 (fourteen years ago) link

they're *into* photography

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 18 February 2007 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

they lead an incredibly normal life


sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Sunday, 18 February 2007 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link

aw leave them alone :/

this is cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 18 February 2007 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i have a lot of questions

giboyojimbo (gbx), Sunday, 18 February 2007 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i was just about to type the exact same thing.

mostly i want to know how limnal control duties are split -- do they each have full control or are they in charge of their respective sides? if the former, has one emerged as the alpha dog pilot? if the latter, do they have that extrasensory 'twin thing' times a billion so as not to seem like bumbling fools?

also: would they each get their own driver's license, have they ever fought each other, how do they plan on negotiating relationships, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

^@^ (map), Sunday, 18 February 2007 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i have a lot of questions

PPlains (PPlains), Sunday, 18 February 2007 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

My question: is one of them at all mentally deficient? It seems like one should be due to lack of nutrition in the womb.

METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Sunday, 18 February 2007 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

they each control one side of the body. they don't know how, but they've been able to walk and run from a young age. they might communicate stuff like that unconsciously.

i think the questions of dating and crime are really interesting. do they each get one half of the vagina? if one commits a murder with her hand, do they both go to jail? if they give birth, who is the mother?

friday on the porch (lfam), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

but the videos are nuts... their classmates are so stiff. i think i would be terrified.

friday on the porch (lfam), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

they both have average IQ

friday on the porch (lfam), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

map i think the one on the left is alpha

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

playing basketball: http://www.figure8films.tv/content/shows/jfl.htm

friday on the porch (lfam), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

the left when you are looking at them... their right.
xxpost

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

do they ever fight and punch each other in the head??

trainwrecked (sanskrit), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

if you can find the website with the playground picture you win, i forgot where it is but it has a lot of pictures

friday on the porch (lfam), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

"They successfully passed their driver license exam, both the written and driving tests. They had to take the tests twice, once for each twin. Both control the steering wheel, while Abby controls the pedals and shifter, and Brittany controls the turn signal."

bwah?

amon (amon), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

they each get a side! unbelievable.

and yeah tehresa left definitely appears to be the alpha dog, viz. the teacher's diplomatic observation that leftie is funnier and more outgoing while rightie is "more contemplative"

i wonder if they learned to read like those characters on sesame street?

also, what fun is the internet REALLY if you can never do it alone.

^@^ (map), Monday, 19 February 2007 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

re: which one of them is the mother, it probably depends upon which of the two ovaries the egg dropped from, although it wouldn't surprise me if they were infertile anyway.

how 2 live upright moral lifestyle when masturbation = instant lesbian incest...

unfished business (Scourage), Monday, 19 February 2007 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

thread title OTM

the ON door (davidcarp), Monday, 19 February 2007 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

classy, louis!

moonship journey to baja (vahid), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

much obliged!

unfished business (Scourage), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

mutual lesbian popppage

and what (ooo), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Whatever I'm thinking about, it ain't right.

Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

My god, they must be AWESOME at wii tennis!
I totally want to hang out with these two.

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 February 2007 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

btw you are both v v pretty

nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 19 February 2007 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, the livejournal stylee pics are beyond rad and make me happy we live in the age of the internet:
http://forum.uncoverreality.com/attachments/image-section/19126-hensel-twins-conjoined-twins-l_09cfb4220829a8ac0255b6b941e256be.jpg?d=1169160132
http://forum.uncoverreality.com/attachments/image-section/19122-hensel-twins-conjoined-twins-1536033126_l.jpg?d=1169160000
http://forum.uncoverreality.com/attachments/image-section/19130-hensel-twins-conjoined-twins-l_b76eb1753ec06e49fc159601e5dadaa6.jpg?d=1169160258
Obv. the "very normal" trope is a bit nutty, but it's totally endearing that these are totally average sixteen yr. old myspace shots... minus the two heads thing.
How do we get them on noize board?

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 February 2007 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I wonder if their necks are sore.

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

http://forum.uncoverreality.com/attachments/image-section/19111-hensel-twins-conjoined-twins-abigail_brittney_hensel_twins.jpg?d=1169159617


mind-blowing

If they get a cut on, say, the right arm, can they both feel it? What about the heads? If one head gets a cut or even like a canker sore or an itch, can the other head feel it? If they are really thirsty, can the thirst of both be slaked by just one of them drinking water? What happens if one of them dies?

Lingbert (Lingbert), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i have so many questions

^@^ (map), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

They probably each experience hunger individually b/c of 2 stomachs, but they share an intestine! Maybe they just eat a lot of protein.

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Wasn't there a time gap between the deaths of Cheng and Eng (Old school "siamese" twins?)

John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Where/how do spinal columns come together?!

Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker

"The twins died on the same day in 1874. Chang, who had been in declining health for several years, died first; Eng expired several hours later."

"On April 13, 1843, they married two sisters: Chang to Adelaide Yates and Eng to Sarah Anne Yates. Chang and his wife had ten children; Eng and his wife had twelve."

Lingbert (Lingbert), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

If they are really thirsty, can the thirst of both be slaked by just one of them drinking water?

^@^ (map), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

More anecdotal Chang and Eng fun:

"As times grew harder and children increased, problems became numerous. The two sisters fought and put Chang and Eng into the middle of their battles. Soon the brothers turned against each other and bitter fights erupted, Chang drowning his problems in whiskey and Eng playing poker, therefore two houses were needed. These two houses were built in White Plains, Surry County, NC and less then two miles separated them. The wives lived apart, only Eng and Chang shared three days with Sallie and her children and then three days with Adelaide and her children. This arrangement continued for the rest of their lives. When times got rough, Eng and Chang would go on exhibit for a year, each taking a child who also performed in the show."

John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

two left kidneys, but one right kidney.

ian (orion), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

they should donate.

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

srsly, stop being so selfish!

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

TWO TWINS ENTER
ONE TWIN LEAVES

moonship journey to baja (vahid), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

three lungs. so one could take a puff off a cigarette (or w33d 420) and the other could blow some of the smoke out of her mouth.

Lingbert (Lingbert), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

ok that's actually kind of awesome. that middle lung is shared, right? they could each take hit down the two windpipes at the same time and have killerhit!

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

what if they gave each other supers?!

(mind blown)

^@^ (map), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

wot about circular breathing!!!!

jw (ex machina), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

What if one of them is gay?

Slump Man (Slumpman), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i am embarrassed to admit that i once read a novelization of the life of chang & eng :(

bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Your search - "chang and eng slash" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
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Slump Man (Slumpman), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I tried to find that Chang and Eng novel, but never managed to. Sucked tho?

John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Where/how do spinal columns come together?!

I think they come together at the pelvis.

31g (31g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link

also: that first myspace picture is kind of amazing.

31g (31g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

does their ribcage sufficiently cover all the parts it's supposed to protect, or are they VULNERABLE?

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

curtis asks the question on everybody's lips

unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost the chang and eng book was trash, so not worth seeking out!

bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link

although it wouldn't surprise me if they were infertile anyway.

They are not infertile. There was a doc on C4 the other night about them that said they had fully functioning sexual organs and reproductive system. The doctor did question whether or not they could carry a child full term. No female dicephalic conjoined twins have ever had children.

If they get a cut on, say, the right arm, can they both feel it? What about the heads? If one head gets a cut or even like a canker sore or an itch, can the other head feel it?

Neither of them has any sensation at all from the other's side, so no.

does their ribcage sufficiently cover all the parts it's supposed to protect, or are they VULNERABLE?

They had surgery to expand their chest cavity because of breathing problems. I don't know about and vulnerability but given how active they are it seems they are not worried about it.

Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, this is a NOIZE thread. I shall return to my lurking.

Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm just... flabbergasted. i would have many questions if i stopped being so amazed by it. i hope their mother didn't have to push'em through her vagina.

nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 10:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://67.102.243.28/_vti_txt/pix/new.jpg

ian (orion), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/socialbutterfli_4evr

blastocsyt (blastocyst), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Heroes: ghidorah, cerberus, zaphod beeblebrox

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, is that their real myspace or just an admirer?

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Children: Someday

friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

as long as you're not too creppy!

tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Our aim- vollayballbabe16

Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

you'll have to top this guy:


Dec 30 2006 5:36P

Still waiting for a responce. I got the answer for the how many tits with baby of you guys. I still need the answer for this situation:

You are having sex with a man. One of you wants it. The other doesn't. Is it concidered rape? Half rape? Any suggestions for a new name for this?

Thanks your friend
- Mikey

Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Dec 29 2006 6:14P

i Somehow doubt this is really yall but if so answer my questions. How many tits? If one wants it the other does it is it half rape?

Dec 29 2006 2:17P

Do you have 2 tits or 3?

Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Dec 28, 2006 8:40 PM
if a guy fucks you, one of you wants it the other does it does it count as like half rape?

Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i probably would smash

Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 08:05 (fourteen years ago) link

they seem nice, upbeat, and well-adjusted. they're doing better than i am!

scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link


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