what is the best Jolly Rancher?

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watermelon

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

CHERRY

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

apple

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

apple

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

when i was a kid i only ever had the weird flat jolly ranchers which were so awesome. only later in life did i discover the squarish ones.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you guys ever put Jolly Ranchers in Zimas? Oh 1993, if only I had known at the time how hilarious you were.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

apple / peach / watermellon

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

u guys eaten the Harry Potter Jelly Bellies? they taste like snot and vomit. i heard a friend was babysitting and those made the kid barf everywhere.

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

green

― coz larry (bundgee), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

pear = best jelly belly.

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

apple

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

apple

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Cherry is the answer to everything.

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

watermelon for reals

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the cheap imitation, Happy Campers.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i loved the thin, flat, rectangle-shaped jolly rancher. it was kind of like having a candy bar, but for only 15 cents.

― Lauren (lauren), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yes!

it meant a lot of sticky hands tho.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that shit was a molar magnet

― coz larry (bundgee), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

for some reason grape never really held it together

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

sticky hands, yes, and the wrapper always got impossibly stuck to the candy by the end. still, a classic.

― Lauren (lauren), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

apple

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

watermelon is really the only answer.

― scott seward (121212), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

apple

my sister got a big (like 5 gallon) jug of ONLY watermelon jolly ranchers when i was younger and now i can never have them again

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Some of the flavors include:

* Cherry
* Grape
* Butter (discontinued)
* Watermelon
* Blue raspberry
* Green apple
* Peach
* Lime
* Lemon (discontinued)
* Fruit punch
* Strawberry
* Orange
* Fire
* Mountain berry
* Strawberry-watermelon
* Raspberry-lemonade
* Pink lemonade
* Mango

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

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― false cat (sleep), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

* Butter (discontinued)

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Fire was discontinued? Noooo!

Strawberry is the answer for everything. Though cherry JRs are way better than cherry Starburst, Dots and Blow Pops.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

watermelon, also the most memorable, i think

fire!!

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

for cherry-flavoured things, i choose cherry tootsie pop

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, peach was good

― coz larry (bundgee), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Definitely watermelon. Jolly Ranchers were a staple of my childhood family vacations.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i liked the adrenaline rush from when the flat rectangular ones attached to fillings and made them feel like they were going to come out - oh the fear, the sweet sweet fear

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

grape & lemon at the same time

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

give me a break i don't even gotta read this thread the answer is the RED one

― iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 17 February 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

apple, but holy shit I forgot about the fire ones (only available in the slice your cheek open bar of glass variety, as I recall.)

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 17 February 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i used to pop 3 or 4 in and bite down on them with my molars to have dentugrip type unopenable mouth

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Saturday, 17 February 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, the answer is cherry

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Saturday, 17 February 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

sanskirt ew

― jw (ex machina), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Raspberry/ Cherry / Lemon.

Jelly Bellies all taste like shit. It's all about Starburst Jelly Beans.

― the table is the table (trees), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

true

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Saturday, 17 February 2007 04:45 (seventeen years ago) link

apple is teh greatest.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 17 February 2007 07:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also: has anyone ever had the phenomenon of artificial green apple flavoring making them cough uncontrollably?

and: see also: banana laffy taffy

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 17 February 2007 07:33 (seventeen years ago) link

apple doods r OTM. watermelon jolly rancher is such a weird flavor.

― ian (orion), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Well I am glad I only have to kill two other people for all the cherries in the noize jolly rancher bag.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYONE WHO HAS NOT SAID "FIRE" IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY WRONG

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Saturday, 17 February 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish they still sold jolly ranchers in the uk. was the fire flavour some kind of cinnamon or did it, you know, actually taste of fire?

― stevie (stevie2), Monday, 19 February 2007 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

LEMON!! num num. these are bad for my teeth though. so much sugar.

Did you guys ever put Jolly Ranchers in Zimas? Oh 1993, if only I had known at the time how hilarious you were.

I hear they still rock drinks like this in parts of the dirty south. except try sprite, jolly ranchers and promthezine.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i never had fire! is it like a fireball?

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Imagine cinammon red-hots concentrated into a pure syrup, then poured into the shape of a Joly Rancher stick. SO SO HOT SO SO AWESOME

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

orange dudes, orange. it used to appear in the original bag assortment slightly less frequently than its look-alike, peach (or maybe it just seemed that way).

more importantly, did anyone ever actually see a butter JR?

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah also fire was awes

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I got them rainbow colors in my cup
Jolly Ranchers man that shit be good as fuck
That's that syrup motherfucker that's that syrup (Gettin blowed)
That's that syrup motherfucker that's that syrup (I'm blowed)

Sippin on syrup cause I love to lean
I'm high as fuck cause I'm puffin green
And I got more amphetamines, than Eckerds and Walgreens
I get high, as I park my, park my drop on the curb
I'm smokin on that blueberry yeah I gots that good herb
And when you come to H-town just hit me on the phone (Hello)
And I'ma come and pick yall up and we gone smoke and zone (Where yall at)
Cause you know I got that good weed and I got that purple drank
Its one twenty for an eighth and two forty for a pint
I got money in the bank so I ball like that
Got 20's on my car, on my car like that
Hit them all like that we ball like that
I'll fuck yo hoe and wont call her back
That's how we do it baby
I gotta keep it real
Oops my bad I'm like Bun B I gotta keep it trill
And I dont pop no pills
I drop, I drop my trunk
So you can see my neon light and hear them speakers bump (Boom-Boom)
They call me Lil' Flip (Lil' Flip) I'm leanin to the left
I'm like the Ying Yang Twins, sippin this sippin this syrup by myself

― and what (ooo), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

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