THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE CATALOG TERMS THAT TUOMAS (FAKE OR OTHERWISE) EXPRESSES EUROPEAN CONFUSION ABOUT.

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There is no Sonic within 150 miles of Boston, yet they air commercials on Boston tv!

WHY YOU TORTURE ME???

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

SERIOUSLY

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I would coney all this tots. With onions on top.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

PLZ TO GIVE DELICIOUS FLAVORED DRINKS.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

AGREED ON SONIC ADS/SONIC DENIAL. CRUEL.

Where is the love for the culvers butterburger?

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought i was the only person that loved Arby's

a friend new a kid in highschool that worked there and used to wipe his ass with the meat. why someone would want arby's meat in his ass, i dunno.

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i just threw up a little

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

why a person would love arby's after hearing that story == ?????? xp

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

340 miles from the nearest White Castle.

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle: Special Extended-Edition 12-DVD Box Set

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Disc 2 includes:

DELETED SCENES:

*tribute to Ishtar
*Unrated Neil Patrick Harris scenes
*rotoscoping slider montage

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Jaxon has told that story before and while it is completely horrifying, I still love Arby's.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

In your ass?

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Haven't tried that, so maybe? I'm expecting "no".

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I never noticed this before, but the Hardee's/Carl's Jr logo looks pissed off!

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

He looks like he just wiped his ass with the meat.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.worldfranchising.com/logos/1149190324.gif

he's psyched cause some douche customer is gonna eat it but at the same time his ass feels gross

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/sales/new/megamac/images/mega.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://andrewteman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mcd1.gif

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG U CAN GET THAT + MCNUGGETS + FRIES + COKE FOR ONLY 730 YEN WHAT A DEAL!!!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/andrew-nf-burger.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

10. hardee's up your ass

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

In India, where Hindu and Islamic Sharia dietary laws prohibit Hindus from eating beef and Muslim from eating pork, the Big Mac was renamed the Maharaja Mac and was originally made with lamb instead of beef; however, along with the company's other meat items it is now made from chicken.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Big Mac was renamed the Maharaja Mac and was originally made with lamb instead of beef

This sounds fucking DOPE!

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I have investigated this as I hope to convince McDonalds to let me open boutique versions of foreign McD's in major metro areas.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

mega mac, japanese tv: perfect storm

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that's kind of a brillaint idea jon

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I think so!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

If there's not a Hindu MC named Maharaja Mac then there is just something wrong with the universe.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

mikeoptins, I used to work w/ an American guy at the Rec + Tape Exchange and every day he wld travel on the tube from Notting Hill Gate to Earls Court to have lunch at the Taco Bell there

there was also briefly a branch of Taco Bell on Coventry St, near the Trocadero in central London, but it closed pretty quickly. There also used to be a Wendys v. nearby, but sadly they too failed to 'catch on' here in Britishes

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Wendy's is like a big pile of moldy cocks (except for their spicy chicken sandwich which is awesome).

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Did any Americans post who has experienced UK and American Taco Bell?

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

McD's has the best hot fresh fries, but if the fries are likely to be cool, Wendys' are better.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

why

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Wendy's is like a big pile of moldy cocks

jesus christ they don't even put them in a bag

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Wendy's are thicker, and taste like potatoes. McD's fries just taste liek McD's-grease after they've gotten cold. xpost

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think you've answered Jon's question!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

130 miles from the nearest Krystal.
340 miles from the nearest White Castle.

oh man, i fucked up my trip to memphis last month so that i didn't get any payne's bbq but i did go to the krystal on union & cleveland.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon, Dan doesn't think I've answered your question.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

You haven't.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Cold grease tastes better than cold potatoes!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, we'll just have to disagree there I guess.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

My job is within walking distance of:

Arbys
Taco Bell
McDonalds
Burger King
Culvers
White Castle
Pizza Hut
Jimmy Johns
Subway
A whoop ass authentic taco house
A Lebanese takeout place
AND...a circus pizza.

HOORAY FOR THE SUBURBS!

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

HI JOHN! You suck.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

If you could get a Wendy's frosty at McDonalds drive-thru for fry-dipping, I might change my mind.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i did go to the krystal on union & cleveland.

That's the landmark I always look for when I'm going to the Vietnamese market on Cleveland.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i9.tinypic.com/4c7z09w.gif

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i did go to the krystal on union & cleveland.

that is also the landmark i use for going to the buc.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

whoops, copied the wrong part but you know what i meant.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i want krystal!!!

y'all need to come down to arkansas for a sonic FAP. FAC(oney).

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

She's right. We even have one of those sit-down Sonics!

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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