THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE CATALOG TERMS THAT TUOMAS (FAKE OR OTHERWISE) EXPRESSES EUROPEAN CONFUSION ABOUT.

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1. "RIAA NARC"

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

2. "Meatspace"

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

EUROFUSION

no wait

CONFUSIOPEAN

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

Arby's

― iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

3. "Neil Patrick Harris"

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

4. "Internet Dating Sites" in both concept and execution.

If people contact you via your profile on a dating-related website, does that mean they have a romantic interest in you?

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

5. What the fuck, there's a new Rocky film opening this week, and Rambo IV is supposed to come out in 2008!

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

6. Danger Mouse's race.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

7. Anonymity of "Secret Santa" gifts

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

8. approx. 30% of the things in this image:http://myspace-411.vo.llnwd.net/01405/11/48/1405178411_l.jpg

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

That seems like a reasonable stance.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 February 2007 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

I don't remember being confused by "Arby's". Granted, I have no idea what it is.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

do they have google.fi?

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

9. aging

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

In fairness, I am also confused by Arby's.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

i could eat the shit out of a big montana right now

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

the first time i went to arbys a cockroach flew out of the drive thru window into our car. i was done.

― sunny successor (katarina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

dirty south?

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

have never had arbys

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

same
i had quiznos once. not so good.

― false cat (sleep), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

same. Quiznos > D'Angelos

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

the first time i went to arbys a cockroach flew out of the drive thru window into our car. i was done.

One silly bug and you deny yourself waffle fries and mocha shakes. Tisk.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Since when does Arby's have waffle fries?

― milo (milo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

POTATO MOTHERFUCKING CAKES, PEOPLE.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

BIRTHPLACE OF THE CROSSANWICH.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Those are about Arby's, but I'm sure they would baffle Tuomas as well, so it all works out.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

TO COMMEMORATE THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE
CROSSANWICH WHICH
WAS ORIGINATED NEAR THIS LOCATION.

THIS TABLET IS PLACED BY THE
CROSSANWICH CLUB OF AMERICA
WITH CONTRIBUTIONS OF CROSSANWICH
MAKERS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD
ON LAND DONATED BY
DEBORAH T. MANCHESTER.

1925

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Should've said curly fries.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

I thought curly fries were a HARDEE's thing.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Arby's has curly fries. (I just checked.) Maybe it's Hardees with the Waffle Fries.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

No, I remember puking up Hardee's fries while drunk once, and they were curly. Maybe they co-own the patent.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Hardees has "Crispy Curls" (same thing.)

Now I'm trying to think of who it is that has waffle fries. Maybe Backyard Burgers?

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

NOOO Chick-Fil-A has waffle fries DUH.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Arby's is curly fries. I dunno about Hardee's.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes i imagine that arby's curly fries are actually breaded phone cords

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

What's a phone cord?

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

(har. har.)

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

i believe carls jr and its east coast sister store hardees both have 'cris-cut fries'

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

To deviate from fries for the moment (although srsly if you haven't had an arbys potato cake your life is empty) if anyone can find where this:

"Anus looks like a negative penis!
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 15th, 2007."

quote from the excelsior page comes from, I can continue my studies of teh tuomas.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

wait carls jr and hardees is the same thing

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

arby's is scary. how the hell are they still in business?

― children of mentalists (get bent), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

their food is tasty, despite almost every one of their stores being grody freak farms

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

that's not fair actually, i've been to a few clean ones

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

It's called "5 for $5.55".

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://multinationalmonitor.org/mm2004/122004/logos/hardees.gif
http://www.worldfranchising.com/logos/1149190324.gif

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Hardee's is Carl's Jr's drunken split personality.

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

if they had moonshine shakes i'd eat there

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

I've had moonshine shakes before. They came after I drank some moonshine.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/hardees.gif

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

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If there's not a Hindu MC named Maharaja Mac then there is just something wrong with the universe.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

mikeoptins, I used to work w/ an American guy at the Rec + Tape Exchange and every day he wld travel on the tube from Notting Hill Gate to Earls Court to have lunch at the Taco Bell there

there was also briefly a branch of Taco Bell on Coventry St, near the Trocadero in central London, but it closed pretty quickly. There also used to be a Wendys v. nearby, but sadly they too failed to 'catch on' here in Britishes

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Wendy's is like a big pile of moldy cocks (except for their spicy chicken sandwich which is awesome).

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

Did any Americans post who has experienced UK and American Taco Bell?

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

McD's has the best hot fresh fries, but if the fries are likely to be cool, Wendys' are better.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

why

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Wendy's is like a big pile of moldy cocks

jesus christ they don't even put them in a bag

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Wendy's are thicker, and taste like potatoes. McD's fries just taste liek McD's-grease after they've gotten cold. xpost

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think you've answered Jon's question!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

130 miles from the nearest Krystal.
340 miles from the nearest White Castle.

oh man, i fucked up my trip to memphis last month so that i didn't get any payne's bbq but i did go to the krystal on union & cleveland.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

Jon, Dan doesn't think I've answered your question.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

You haven't.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Cold grease tastes better than cold potatoes!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, we'll just have to disagree there I guess.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

My job is within walking distance of:

Arbys
Taco Bell
McDonalds
Burger King
Culvers
White Castle
Pizza Hut
Jimmy Johns
Subway
A whoop ass authentic taco house
A Lebanese takeout place
AND...a circus pizza.

HOORAY FOR THE SUBURBS!

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

HI JOHN! You suck.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

If you could get a Wendy's frosty at McDonalds drive-thru for fry-dipping, I might change my mind.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

i did go to the krystal on union & cleveland.

That's the landmark I always look for when I'm going to the Vietnamese market on Cleveland.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://i9.tinypic.com/4c7z09w.gif

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

i did go to the krystal on union & cleveland.

that is also the landmark i use for going to the buc.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

whoops, copied the wrong part but you know what i meant.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

i want krystal!!!

y'all need to come down to arkansas for a sonic FAP. FAC(oney).

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

She's right. We even have one of those sit-down Sonics!

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

And I haven't been to that Krystal on Union & Cleveland since my granddad was sick at Methodist!

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

I used to stop in Lodi, PA, every time I was on I-80 W, and we'd go to this really tiny mall with...15 stores and no customers. It was so great.

― the table is the table (trees), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

I would always eat so much Arby's.

― the table is the table (trees), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

It was a predator in the alien ship.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

does RUNZA exist anymore

― maunders (maunders), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

dave tuomas

-- and what (an...), December 11th, 2006 8:21 PM. (ooo)

― amon (amon), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

11. Sea lions w/ or w/o buckets.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

OMG SONIC

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

uhhh

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

why is that when i drink a lot of beer i have to pee more?

-- resumo impetus (n...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (blueski) (link)

DOH i hate when that happens!!

-- false cat (enemy.airshi...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:49 PM. (sleep) (link)

it's like i get done peeing and then i have to pee again! i'm trying to drink here!

-- false cat (enemy.airshi...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:49 PM. (sleep) (link)

Beer has diuretic qualities, i.e. it increases your urine excretion more than the same amouny of water would.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:51 PM. (Tuomas) (link)

no wonder i pee so much when drinking!!!!

-- hm (mi...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:52 PM. (modestmickey) (link)

The diuretic action of beer is due to the hops resin, which stimulates the kidneys, thereby contributing to the elimination not only of excess water in the body, but also of wastes and toxins. The sedative action of the hops joined with the calorific effect of the alcohol make beer a light and pleasant sleep-inducing beverage. Beer is also known to be a remedy against itself: the unpleasant memory of an evening spent drinking a little too much can become a thing of the past with the absorption of one glass of very cold pale beer, such as a pils.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:52 PM. (Tuomas) (link)

That tuomas is game for a laugh!!

-- 526 (...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:54 PM. (526) (link)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

"Okay, I've tried "Home" and "End" now. They appear to be useful with long threads."

OH COME ON NOW

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

"I have tried the space bar. It is very helpful in keeping the words in my sentences from running into each other. Next I will try the power button on the front of my PC."

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

where was that

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

The first one - the NumLock thread.

The second one - not the NumLock thread.

But, really: if you can post bare-ass pics of yourself wearing an apron on the internet, you should be pretty familiar with HOME and END on the keyboard.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

And I want to believe he's taking the piss, but I JUST DON'T KNOW.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Numlock thread is Tuomas gold.

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

The only person I think could pull off Tuomas is sanskrit

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

Ever been to a gay bar?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:36 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― stevie (stevie2), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

men like female crepes because they are all desperate and they don't mind where the next shag is coming from amirite

-- unfished business (papiermachealamphibia...), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (Scourage) (later) (link)

No, that's a stereotype.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

I've never learned to tie my shoelaces whilst standing up. I always have to sit down. For some reason some people find this funny.
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 20th, 2007 6:00 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

Numlock thread is Tuomas gold.

i am dying right now, this could be his pièce de résistance

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

thought this was a Tuomas thread but it wasn't:-/ :

What if I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower?

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

"Kegel muscles"?

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:42 (1 year ago)

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I don't think they're called that in Finnish... Was Kegel the one who discovered them?

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:48 (1 year ago)
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I mean "discovered", like Columbus discovered America.

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:48 (1 year ago)
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― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Grady, thank you for that.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

Heh. I just posted that over on nu-ilx. A+++++ would tuomas again.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

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