THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE CATALOG TERMS THAT TUOMAS (FAKE OR OTHERWISE) EXPRESSES EUROPEAN CONFUSION ABOUT.

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1. "RIAA NARC"

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

2. "Meatspace"

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

EUROFUSION

no wait

CONFUSIOPEAN

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Arby's

― iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

3. "Neil Patrick Harris"

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

4. "Internet Dating Sites" in both concept and execution.

If people contact you via your profile on a dating-related website, does that mean they have a romantic interest in you?

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

5. What the fuck, there's a new Rocky film opening this week, and Rambo IV is supposed to come out in 2008!

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

6. Danger Mouse's race.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

7. Anonymity of "Secret Santa" gifts

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

8. approx. 30% of the things in this image:http://myspace-411.vo.llnwd.net/01405/11/48/1405178411_l.jpg

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

That seems like a reasonable stance.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 February 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't remember being confused by "Arby's". Granted, I have no idea what it is.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

do they have google.fi?

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

9. aging

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

In fairness, I am also confused by Arby's.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i could eat the shit out of a big montana right now

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

the first time i went to arbys a cockroach flew out of the drive thru window into our car. i was done.

― sunny successor (katarina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

dirty south?

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

have never had arbys

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

same
i had quiznos once. not so good.

― false cat (sleep), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

same. Quiznos > D'Angelos

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

the first time i went to arbys a cockroach flew out of the drive thru window into our car. i was done.

One silly bug and you deny yourself waffle fries and mocha shakes. Tisk.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Since when does Arby's have waffle fries?

― milo (milo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

POTATO MOTHERFUCKING CAKES, PEOPLE.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

BIRTHPLACE OF THE CROSSANWICH.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Those are about Arby's, but I'm sure they would baffle Tuomas as well, so it all works out.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

TO COMMEMORATE THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE
CROSSANWICH WHICH
WAS ORIGINATED NEAR THIS LOCATION.

THIS TABLET IS PLACED BY THE
CROSSANWICH CLUB OF AMERICA
WITH CONTRIBUTIONS OF CROSSANWICH
MAKERS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD
ON LAND DONATED BY
DEBORAH T. MANCHESTER.

1925

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Should've said curly fries.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought curly fries were a HARDEE's thing.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Arby's has curly fries. (I just checked.) Maybe it's Hardees with the Waffle Fries.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I remember puking up Hardee's fries while drunk once, and they were curly. Maybe they co-own the patent.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Hardees has "Crispy Curls" (same thing.)

Now I'm trying to think of who it is that has waffle fries. Maybe Backyard Burgers?

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

NOOO Chick-Fil-A has waffle fries DUH.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Arby's is curly fries. I dunno about Hardee's.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes i imagine that arby's curly fries are actually breaded phone cords

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

What's a phone cord?

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(har. har.)

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i believe carls jr and its east coast sister store hardees both have 'cris-cut fries'

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

To deviate from fries for the moment (although srsly if you haven't had an arbys potato cake your life is empty) if anyone can find where this:

"Anus looks like a negative penis!
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 15th, 2007."

quote from the excelsior page comes from, I can continue my studies of teh tuomas.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

wait carls jr and hardees is the same thing

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

arby's is scary. how the hell are they still in business?

― children of mentalists (get bent), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

their food is tasty, despite almost every one of their stores being grody freak farms

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not fair actually, i've been to a few clean ones

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

It's called "5 for $5.55".

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://multinationalmonitor.org/mm2004/122004/logos/hardees.gif
http://www.worldfranchising.com/logos/1149190324.gif

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Hardee's is Carl's Jr's drunken split personality.

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

if they had moonshine shakes i'd eat there

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I've had moonshine shakes before. They came after I drank some moonshine.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/hardees.gif

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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If there's not a Hindu MC named Maharaja Mac then there is just something wrong with the universe.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

mikeoptins, I used to work w/ an American guy at the Rec + Tape Exchange and every day he wld travel on the tube from Notting Hill Gate to Earls Court to have lunch at the Taco Bell there

there was also briefly a branch of Taco Bell on Coventry St, near the Trocadero in central London, but it closed pretty quickly. There also used to be a Wendys v. nearby, but sadly they too failed to 'catch on' here in Britishes

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Wendy's is like a big pile of moldy cocks (except for their spicy chicken sandwich which is awesome).

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Did any Americans post who has experienced UK and American Taco Bell?

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

McD's has the best hot fresh fries, but if the fries are likely to be cool, Wendys' are better.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

why

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Wendy's is like a big pile of moldy cocks

jesus christ they don't even put them in a bag

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Wendy's are thicker, and taste like potatoes. McD's fries just taste liek McD's-grease after they've gotten cold. xpost

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think you've answered Jon's question!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

130 miles from the nearest Krystal.
340 miles from the nearest White Castle.

oh man, i fucked up my trip to memphis last month so that i didn't get any payne's bbq but i did go to the krystal on union & cleveland.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon, Dan doesn't think I've answered your question.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

You haven't.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Cold grease tastes better than cold potatoes!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, we'll just have to disagree there I guess.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

My job is within walking distance of:

Arbys
Taco Bell
McDonalds
Burger King
Culvers
White Castle
Pizza Hut
Jimmy Johns
Subway
A whoop ass authentic taco house
A Lebanese takeout place
AND...a circus pizza.

HOORAY FOR THE SUBURBS!

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

HI JOHN! You suck.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

If you could get a Wendy's frosty at McDonalds drive-thru for fry-dipping, I might change my mind.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i did go to the krystal on union & cleveland.

That's the landmark I always look for when I'm going to the Vietnamese market on Cleveland.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i9.tinypic.com/4c7z09w.gif

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i did go to the krystal on union & cleveland.

that is also the landmark i use for going to the buc.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

whoops, copied the wrong part but you know what i meant.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i want krystal!!!

y'all need to come down to arkansas for a sonic FAP. FAC(oney).

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

She's right. We even have one of those sit-down Sonics!

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

And I haven't been to that Krystal on Union & Cleveland since my granddad was sick at Methodist!

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to stop in Lodi, PA, every time I was on I-80 W, and we'd go to this really tiny mall with...15 stores and no customers. It was so great.

― the table is the table (trees), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I would always eat so much Arby's.

― the table is the table (trees), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It was a predator in the alien ship.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

does RUNZA exist anymore

― maunders (maunders), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

dave tuomas

-- and what (an...), December 11th, 2006 8:21 PM. (ooo)

― amon (amon), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

11. Sea lions w/ or w/o buckets.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG SONIC

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

why is that when i drink a lot of beer i have to pee more?

-- resumo impetus (n...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (blueski) (link)

DOH i hate when that happens!!

-- false cat (enemy.airshi...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:49 PM. (sleep) (link)

it's like i get done peeing and then i have to pee again! i'm trying to drink here!

-- false cat (enemy.airshi...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:49 PM. (sleep) (link)

Beer has diuretic qualities, i.e. it increases your urine excretion more than the same amouny of water would.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:51 PM. (Tuomas) (link)

no wonder i pee so much when drinking!!!!

-- hm (mi...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:52 PM. (modestmickey) (link)

The diuretic action of beer is due to the hops resin, which stimulates the kidneys, thereby contributing to the elimination not only of excess water in the body, but also of wastes and toxins. The sedative action of the hops joined with the calorific effect of the alcohol make beer a light and pleasant sleep-inducing beverage. Beer is also known to be a remedy against itself: the unpleasant memory of an evening spent drinking a little too much can become a thing of the past with the absorption of one glass of very cold pale beer, such as a pils.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:52 PM. (Tuomas) (link)

That tuomas is game for a laugh!!

-- 526 (...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:54 PM. (526) (link)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"Okay, I've tried "Home" and "End" now. They appear to be useful with long threads."

OH COME ON NOW

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"I have tried the space bar. It is very helpful in keeping the words in my sentences from running into each other. Next I will try the power button on the front of my PC."

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

where was that

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

The first one - the NumLock thread.

The second one - not the NumLock thread.

But, really: if you can post bare-ass pics of yourself wearing an apron on the internet, you should be pretty familiar with HOME and END on the keyboard.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

And I want to believe he's taking the piss, but I JUST DON'T KNOW.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Numlock thread is Tuomas gold.

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

The only person I think could pull off Tuomas is sanskrit

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Ever been to a gay bar?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:36 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― stevie (stevie2), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

men like female crepes because they are all desperate and they don't mind where the next shag is coming from amirite

-- unfished business (papiermachealamphibia...), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (Scourage) (later) (link)

No, that's a stereotype.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never learned to tie my shoelaces whilst standing up. I always have to sit down. For some reason some people find this funny.
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 20th, 2007 6:00 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Numlock thread is Tuomas gold.

i am dying right now, this could be his pièce de résistance

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

thought this was a Tuomas thread but it wasn't:-/ :

What if I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower?

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Kegel muscles"?

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:42 (1 year ago)

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I don't think they're called that in Finnish... Was Kegel the one who discovered them?

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:48 (1 year ago)
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I mean "discovered", like Columbus discovered America.

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:48 (1 year ago)
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― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Grady, thank you for that.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Heh. I just posted that over on nu-ilx. A+++++ would tuomas again.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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