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SO SAD!!!

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

There is no love for NoYCe.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Terry Bradshaw

― hb262 (hb262), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

my harelip makes me unlovable

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

cheap whiskey and emo

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

From: its.cruise.d1rector@some.edu
Subject: LATE N0TICE: Post-Valentine's Day Pity-P@rty - Thursday February 15
Date: February 13, 2007 4:30:24 PM EST
To: 1ts.dr1nkf3st@my.edu
***** LATE NOTICE: Post-Valentine's Day P1ty-Party *****
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Details
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Date: Thursday, February 15, 2007
Place: T0m & J3rry's (Bar 288 - corner of Elizabeth Street & Houston)
[http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/11350628/new_york_ny/bar_288.html]
Time: 5:00 p.m. - ish

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Frequently Asked Questions
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1) What the hell is this?
Please join the L0nely Hearts Club in a drinkfest to celebrate the day
after "the-day-H@llmark-created"...
2) Why should I even bother to attend?
Because we haven't really gathered since...I dunno...and it'll be a nice
opportunity to see all your pals.
3) Can I bring someone who's not working at ITS or NYU?
Absolutely!
4) Will punch and pie be served?
No, not unless you make a small contribution to the snack
fund...a collection will be established on Thursday in Room 307 Warren
Weaver Hall.
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Hope to see you!
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― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

bell labs suggests that I go somewhere where I won't see happy people. Where do you suggest

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Other Music

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ilx

― coz larry (bundgee), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

jon is apparently too good for the mars bar!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

well, there's unhappy and then there's mars bar.

― Lauren (lauren), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

T0m & J3rry's can work magik on ppl -- you'll never guess whose hand I kissed there.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

There's pee pee and then there's Mars Bar.

(Lauren, get off thread!! No lovebirds allowed!!!!)

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif Will Jon's Valentine's Day predicament result in an ILX-closing tantrum? DEVELOPING... http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

― coz larry (bundgee), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

you'll never guess whose hand I kissed there.

ITS CRUISIN' DIRECTOR?

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

how about a trashcan fire under the BQE. anyone? it will be partially shielded from the sleet.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif Will Jon's VD predicament result in an ILX-closing tantrum? DEVELOPING... http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

― coz larry (bundgee), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish sexyDancer was here to offer advice :(

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/TRAVISISADISASTER/lieku.jpg

― bleeeee (bleeeee), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

my advice was the best advice

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/10320-1/kittenheart.jpg

― axl rose on the third day (clonefeed), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

fwiw I kind of hate people who make a big deal out of hating Valentine's Day as much as I hate people who make a big deal out of Valentine's Day.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/TRAVISISADISASTER/long4u.jpg

― bleeeee (bleeeee), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought you had a valentine, jw

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

now I am ;_;

― bleeeee (bleeeee), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oops!

http://www.bluntpencil.com/Rodney-Dangerfield.gif

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry dude

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

bell labs you are v v pretty

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

no "btw"?

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

do you guys think hookers will be giving discounts tomorrow? [important]

― bleeeee (bleeeee), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

nah dude -- they got insurance premiums to pay. like, for abortions and stuff.

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

[mod edit]

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

my work is serving valentine's breakfast tomorrow. way to play into commercial holiday, dudes, but uh, thanks for the free foods!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

my bong and a bottle of bourbon = valentine's day party at ian's house.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever happened to [mod edit]

― coz larry (bundgee), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ian's two true loves in reaching distance! best v day ever!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i liek dick

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ ticklin the bear

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

told u!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.furryforest.com/general/bear_railo_cuddle_belic.gif

SQUEEE NUVIEWORLD

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

so far my valentine is my secretary at work. she gave me a heart box with chocolates inside today! aww!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i think i am gonna go drink after work tomorrow and hope some withdrawn-yet-lovable young thing falls into my bed.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i would never in a million years wish union pool on anyone but i bet there will be some sad girls there tomorrow who would easily go home with you!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.webstar.co.uk/~afzal/images/topgun.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

drinks at union pool are more expensive than caleb giving me free drinks.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

well, we can "DROP BY" if we don't find any

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

sad girl is saaaaaaad

― bleeeee (bleeeee), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bcotd.com/Superman

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i would never in a million years wish union pool

union pool is gonna be awesome saturday, feb 24!!!!

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 04:47 (seventeen years ago) link

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gbx, not only has the fashion in brooklyn evolved into Beyond Thunderdome pretty much every bar now looks like Mad Max. Laurel had a great Tina Turner vibe last night!

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU GOTS NO CELL PHONE (XP)

Jon, stop making things up.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Unless you meant the scrunchy tall socks, in which case, fair enough.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

as nice as laurel's legs are, they ain't got shit on tina's.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Also apparently my valentine was BELL LABS, since she's the only person who would dance with me.

XP: Ain't nobody's that do.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

So which one of you brohunks was Mel?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

also, smelling like a campfire: UNDERRATED!

xpxpxpxpxpxp
its true.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

as nice as laurel's legs are, they ain't got shit on tina's.

I WOULD INSURE THOSE LEGS FOR A CARTON OF SMOKES YO

I think I remember trying to dance but my body was not having it

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

iam so hanged over gahhhhh

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel was wearing fancy socks!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

like tina turner amirite?

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

my socks are fancy on the inside

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i am fancy on the inside

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

you are all v v fancy

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i think i ate a huge lump of bacon

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

there were campfires and sandwiches at union pool?

― Lauren (lauren), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

yes -- see:

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

steve shasta wanted a bigger fire

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Re bacon: yes.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh from yers! for a second i was confused and sad that i needed to educate jw on the contents of a cuban sandwich.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

the miseducation of the chronicles of r3mick

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

those sandwiches looked sooo goood i want one right now!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

dude i brought home their menu and am wondering if they deliver this far. if they do...

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh i found it online and am drooling
http://www.williamsburger.com/wb/menus/hana-food-menu/

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, that menu is missing like half of their funnily named sammiches! I suggest a Godfather 2 or Mr. Compadre. We used to order from there all the time at work.

― ian (orion), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

that menu is out of date! there is a whole panel of vegetarian sandwiches and another panel of the meat sandwiches, though the 'classic sandwiches' section is not there.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

lol xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M HUNGRY

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

me too :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

also out of date on that menu: prices

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

aw i can't find a new menu:( i want more sandwiches to imagine putting into my mouth!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

we have had several sandwich threads, but they might be all on the regular ILX.

― ian (orion), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

:( i might have to go read CHOWHOUND or something...

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

My valentine tonight is toasted corn tortillas with Sabra and chunks of pecorino romano. Two handed eating = more fun.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Should I: bake cookies that I will eat and get fat from, and have to wash the cookie sheet? Or go gently into this night without sugary treats?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

cookies!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

yes cookies obviously laurel. i will clean your cookie sheet.

― ian (orion), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread is turning into a cathy comic :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Ouch, very true. If I had mod privs I would delete post(s). I call a cease-fire.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

look guys, there is nothing wrong with wanting cookies.

― ian (orion), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i was definitely a contributing factor!
xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

all kevin ever wants is cookies

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:32 (seventeen years ago) link

OTTO MIDNIGHT AND/OR KEVIN

THERE ARE COOKIES HERE

TO BE ET

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

secretary at work calls me cookie all the time.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

cookies there and me here. so tragic, so typical.

i was my own valentine and bought over $100 worth of records which normally wouldn't be a big deal but i don't get paid for another week and i only had $145 in my checking account. so i won't be able to eat but hey, i got records!

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

secretary at work calls me cookie all the time.
-- tehresa (melissais...) (webmail), February 16th, 2007 1:52 PM. (tehresa) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

When I was little a special ed girl on the bus called me cookie

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

That's cause she wanted to eated you.

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

why do i keep reading this thread?

i will be making wheat-free lemon tort tomorrow 'casue v-day plan got a bit confused...

and now i want a sandwich

― bb (bbia), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i made kitty 'i made you a cookie but i eated it' picture my desktop @ work today

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 16 February 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

― jw (ex machina), Saturday, 17 February 2007 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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who will be my valentine? ;_;