JONATHONG WILL1AMSMANG, ANIMAL PSYCHOLOGIST

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Hello cute tri-color Pembroke Welsh Corgi!!!!!

I hear you are afraid of farts!!!!!!!

This is very cute. You run away if I chase you with my butt!

Hello cute puppy, hello!!!!!!!

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/6915/uncleleosa4.jpg

― false cat (sleep), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU'RE MY BOO
JON DOUBLE U

http://static.zoovy.com/img/gkworld/W204-H366-Bf3f3f3/ge6011.jpg

― remy bean (bean), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha! Ha! I have had a dog like this once. It was a lot svelte and pleasant to touch and with playing. When its nose was often cold I give the baths of bubble and some times hop within myself!

― rodman, Monday, 12 February 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I hop within myself too, but mostly it looks like I'm seizing.

― remy bean (bean), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"rodman"?

― this is cutty (mcutt), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://myspace-426.vo.llnwd.net/00342/62/40/342830426_l.jpg

this is puppy, his real name is Jon. Yes, he is afraid of farts and Jonathan Williams. Mr. Williams likes to play with this poor puppy and rob him away from me. He barks when he tries to rape me (jon or puppy??).

― catwon (catwon), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

He barks when he tries to rape me (jon or puppy??).
there's like 4 ways to parse this!

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

JON PLEASE ANALYSE MY KITTEN CAT NAMED BUCKY
HE SEEMS ANGRIER THAN USUAL THESE DAYS

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/evilbucky.png

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

good old rodman

― Lingbert (Lingbert), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

elmo that picture rocks!

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 05:52 (seventeen years ago) link

DAER JON,
the only corgi I know is a spoiled brat. What 2 do with this dogs

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 07:26 (seventeen years ago) link

what is wrong?

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/12/sports/13dog.xlarge1.jpg

― tipsy mothra (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 08:38 (seventeen years ago) link

that dog's got corpse paint

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link

DARE JON
THAT ONE DOG WAS WICKED BUSTED... IT LOOKED LIKE A GOAT
HOW DID IT GET IN TEH DOG SHOW
DISCUS

― false cat (sleep), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

THE ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE LAMB OR ANOTHER ONE?

i fucking hate dog shows, especially the "toy" category. it makes me feel dirty.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

That's no dog, that's a well-groomed Ewok!

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

way to go kingfish, let's talk about fucking it now, you know, for laughs.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

YEA.. THE LAMB ONE
ITS HEAD LOOKED LIKE A TORPEDO

― false cat (sleep), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/callmebetty/lamb2.jpg

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

waht

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

those are...um...I forget the name BUT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

torpedo head? it was probably a bedlington terrier.

― Lauren (lauren), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

YEAH THOSE.

they are really mean.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

also, the torpedo head is mainly due to the ridiculous way the hair is grown and groomed.

x.p. they have a reputation for that - hating other animals and being one-person dogs. i did see one the other day though that was super cute. it had a little red coat on and wanted to play with all the dogs and peope it saw.

― Lauren (lauren), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

DID U GUYS ALL GO TO TEH DOG SHOW AND NOT INVITE ME?

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

it was on the tee vee

― dmr (dmr), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

so you got dissed too?

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

NO I WAS THERE

WATCHING THE TV

― dmr (dmr), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I missed the bedlington goat head though

― dmr (dmr), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Optins: You know where the treehouse is, stop whining. Hope you and yours are well.

Best rgds,
Laurel

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I *invited* optins

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i was invited to the show but couldn't take a day off. this made me very, very sad. and i was sadder still when i realized that i couldn't watch it on tv because usa is blocked on our illegal cable.

― Lauren (lauren), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, his name is mike sanskrit. like in my phone.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, Ian, but there are dead people in your phone. Like Gygax.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Did DDB die?

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Twice.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

he is risen?

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

was making lame joke about field trip to westminster dog show

jw, got your msg after i left work. mondays are rough for me, but soon.

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

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