my roommate found a POOP in a bag of chips WHAT DO I DO?

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who to call first: fr170 l4y or local news team????

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU GUYS I NEED ADVICE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

How big is the poop? Human sized or eat sized?

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

NOT HUMAN SIZED. we are not sure what animal formed it. bigger than a mouse but smaller than a dog.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Xpost. Haha. That's quite the typo. That should say rat sized.

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/517/14642CupCake5weeks.jpg
SOWWY :(

― remy bean (bean), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

the best part is I totally accepted it as intentional.

WHAT IS THE APPROXIMATE SIZE OF RAT POOP?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

COME ON, NOIZE BRAIN TRUST: JESSIE NEED A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I knew I should have posted this to ILE, where it would have been taken SERIOUSLY.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pestcontrol-products.com/rodent/ground_rat_droppings.jpg

― max (maxreax), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/ratpag5.jpg

― max (maxreax), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.qm.qld.gov.au/inquiry/oddspot/images/ratpoo.jpg

― max (maxreax), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that's about right. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

what kind of chips? i hope they were ruffles.

― the table is the table (trees), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

MUNCHIES.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that's about right

were tehy colorful like the last pic???

― max (maxreax), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

no just regular poop brown. u_u

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I was once given advice that the best recepticle for sending poop through the mail was a rolled up Doritos bag.

― PPlains (PPlains), Monday, 12 February 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

NASTY

― deej (deej), Monday, 12 February 2007 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie, call customer service at the chip company and be totally outraged and say a lot about how you expect better as a loyal customer. You'll probably get tons of free stuff.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 04:47 (seventeen years ago) link

how far into the bag was your roommate when s/he discovered the POOP?

― Lingbert (Lingbert), Monday, 12 February 2007 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link

How much poop did she eat before she realized she wasn't eating a frlto l4y product any longer

― deej (deej), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie, call customer service at the chip company and be totally outraged and say a lot about how you expect better as a loyal customer. You'll probably get tons of free stuff.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), February 12th, 2007.

yeah, FREE RAT POOP

j/k

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:14 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously though do what laurel said. free stuff!

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYTHING must be DOCUMETNED

― nklshs, Monday, 12 February 2007 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link

rat poop exhibit a

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:36 (seventeen years ago) link

has there been a band called Rat Poop? it seems like there should have been

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:37 (seventeen years ago) link

chips-poop.jpg pls. kthx.

― ian (orion), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link

MORE RAT POOP JPEGS PR FVR

― max (maxreax), Monday, 12 February 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link

a coworker once ran to the bathroom and threw up his general tso's because he found a breaded, fried piece of brillo pad in his food. i just laughed at him and kept rolling up moo shoo pancakes

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

call customer service at the chip company and be totally outraged and say a lot about how you expect better as a loyal customer

seriously. people get shitloads of coupons for complaining that something was stale, so imagine the bounty you'll get from finding a turd...

― Lauren (lauren), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

who to call first: fr170 l4y or local news team????

how about calling a lawyer.

― chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously. people get shitloads of coupons for complaining that something was stale, so imagine the bounty you'll get from finding a turd...

a bounty of chips, yaaaaaaaaaaay :/

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.stanthecaddy.com/jackie.jpg

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Honestly I would rather have the monetary value of those chips. JESSIE HAS APARTMENT DEPOSITS TO MAKE.

If someone will learn me how to upload camera phone pictures to internet I will SHOW YOU ALL THIS POOPS.

But yeah maybe calling customer service tonight to be all "POOPS IN FOOD."

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe don't eat something named after what you get when you get hi?

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Where were you BEFORE this happened, pence!?!?!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

If someone will learn me how to upload camera phone pictures to internet I will SHOW YOU ALL THIS POOPS.

can you MMS them to flickr

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe don't eat something named after what you get when you get hi?

-- Tyrone Slothrop (hstenci...), February 12th, 2007. (Tyrone Slothrop) (later) (link)

I was not eating them. I do not eat "Munchies" or "Cheetos" or anything that seems to be mostly composed of plastics. But my roommates do, and THEY SHOULD BE SAFE FROM POOPS.

I can MMS, just need to find out how to send to flickr?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

mms can route to emails iirc? look on flickr help

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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