Roll Call: Secret Smokers

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I know you're out there... come, commiserate.

― lxy (lxy), Monday, 25 December 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

shhhhh

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 25 December 2006 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

does smoking weed while my dad's in bed count?

― ian (orion), Monday, 25 December 2006 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL first read it as "while in my dad's bed"!!! Not too secret, that!

― lxy (lxy), Monday, 25 December 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dere secret smoker, that'd be me.

(also, i can't believe you started a noise board thread before i did)

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:13 (seventeen years ago) link

is lxy yer girlfriend?

― ian (orion), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

jergins: hi there, mate! you never? good grief. some party, huh? why you on this board right now? bring the 23 year home, yo. (i'm d-runk, btw.)

ian: roommate. plz.

― lxy (lxy), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ha! sorry!

― ian (orion), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, s'arright! luv questions.

― lxy (lxy), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

NEXT QUESTION:
CHRISTMAS: CLASSIC OR DUD?

― ian (orion), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:37 (seventeen years ago) link

it's pretty much our only high holiday, dude.

feasting with the family, presents, drinking winez, eating meatz, falling out laughing: classic

inevitable stupid fights, stress: dud

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:40 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dere

― 69 (pete), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

it's pretty much our only high holiday, dude.

^^^^ DID U KNOW???

jerk alert.

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, classic... the eve alone listening to music, drinking tha rum (yum). And smoking. Pre-anticipating tomorrow when I go to my parents' (where I don't smoke, thus the thread), which will be just fine except that I will want to smoke. No fights though, ever. And then I will come home and drink more rum (23 year, right, Jergins?) and smoke. A LOT.

Yours?

― lxy (lxy), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

this used to be my playground

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Monday, 25 December 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

unh huh, i stopped for 2 mos, smoked for 5 days, and quitted for a week.

― remy bean (bean), Monday, 25 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

is this about tobacco or..?

― amon (amon), Monday, 25 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Either! We're not secret here, just discreet. There's a growing butt pile behind the ice house that we'll have to clean up later today, after the aunts and uncles visit (they smoke too!). We just keep brewing pots of coffee and saying, "I'm going to step outside."

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 25 December 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

butt pile hrhrhr

― amon (amon), Monday, 25 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd probably smoke pencil shavings if i thought it wouldn't lead to some serious shit. and we don't do that.

but yeah, i'm talking about tobacco. don't need the altered states at my parents' house... just being there makes me feel stoned.

― lxy (lxy), Monday, 25 December 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

...just being there makes me feel stoned. OTM.

― remy bean (bean), Monday, 25 December 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

contact high

― amon (amon), Monday, 25 December 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

hurray. home. smoking.

luv u, parents. glad i'm home.

― lxy (lxy), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 06:30 (seventeen years ago) link

daer open window: pls to carry smoke smell into crisp winter night

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 06:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i exhale up the chimney.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Just figured out that due to storm windows in this room, screen won't open so I can't smoke leaning outside. I give up.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:27 (seventeen years ago) link

heart out 2 u. :( sorry.

― lxy (lxy), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:55 (seventeen years ago) link

go 2 ice house??!

(i gotta get my parents one of those for next yr. i wanna butt pile.)

― lxy (lxy), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Good luck, the ice house is prob 90 years old (pre-refrigeration!).

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 08:02 (seventeen years ago) link

not-so-secret smoker here. although parents refuse to let me smoke at their house. so i have to go 'for a ride' and its just way lame.
cant wait to get back to my house where i can smoke IN PEACE!

― maunders (maunders), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

cell phone reception sucks inside my parents' house so i have an easy excuse for stepping outside. i've only been smoking 1-2 per day here though.

― v (sleep), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

managed to smoke only 2 cigarettes from fri-tues around 930...only had 4 since returning home...of course i've been feeling super werid again since leaving my apt on fri am..and havent quite returned to feeling normal since (despite the lack of cigarettes and alcohol)

somehow i was not constantly trying to come up with some excuse or another to have to go to some store or another...lord knows whats going on here, but it was pretty nice.

― bb (bbia), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

In spite of everything I still haven't smoked a single cig in ONE MONTH. Victoly! ^_^V

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i quit when i was thirty because of some study i read which said if you smoke a lot but quit by then, you're pretty much in the clear. i still have one every few months, though. ¯\(°_o)/¯

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

u old, mang

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i think i've finally quit.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

haven't bought a pack in over a month.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i quit for 6 months two years ago.. i think i can do it again, i promised myself i'd quit by the time i was 27 (the age at which my dad quit). so yeah, like 4 months left then its quittin' time.

― maunders (maunders), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

i loved this thread till it turned into an "i quit" discussion.

no quitters in the sandbox now. that's the rule.

― lxy, Sunday, 23 December 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

just being there makes me feel stoned.

-- lxy (lxy), Monday, December 25, 2006 8:40 AM (Monday, December 25, 2006 8:40 AM)

this is tru

― lxy, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

xmas festivities called -- postponed, rather -- because of snow. i can smoke all the live long day tomorrow HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

― lxy, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

everyone be careful

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/05/smoking-can-make-your-nipples-fall-off

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

ooooh noo!!!

― step hen faps, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

That is hilariously gross! It's making me laugh in a disgustingly self-righteous way!

― you are a baby seal (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

I was a secret smoker for the ~9 days but I stopped after I tripped on a curb and twisted my ankle and burnt a hole in my nice shirt and my skin with the cigarette I was smoking. I figured it was a sign to stop. I know it is not rational to believe in signs but who fucking cares it's even less rational to smoke cigarettes (no offense sign-seers or cig-smokers).

― you are a baby seal (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

The worst part of the holidays: all the extra smokes, what with family partites, hanging out with bros, etc.

― Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

begins in 1.5 hours

― lxy, Sunday, 18 December 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Been on a weird habit of smoking one pack over the course of two or three weeks. Should really just stop.

― Mr. Farmer, Monday, 19 December 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

I never think I am one, but apparently no one anywhere Ive worked knew I smoked, because I never ever take smoke breaks!?

― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Monday, 19 December 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

― lxy, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 04:55 (ten years ago) link

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