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Bringing Up Baby - every film should have a cheetah
Deja Vu - a little less cracked-out than I like my Tony Scott, but enjoyable

― milo (milo), Monday, 27 November 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm halfway through both Little Children and Half Nelson. I may not finish the first one, because it's retarded. The second one is not a great movie, but I'll bite the hype on Gosling (though he was better in The Notebook).

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 27 November 2006 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Heat
liked it a lot better the second time

― dmr, Monday, 27 November 2006 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

for your consideration - so tired of guest movies. would have liked to see the whole movie of 'home for purim' instead!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 November 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

saw this terrible bank hiest movie with my parnts staring denzel washinghton anyway it was nonsensical except for the fact that the banl robbers were dressed like big audio dynamite\
BIG
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DYNAMITE

still relevent.

― \bell abs, Monday, 27 November 2006 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

BORAT (yes!)
TEH DEPARTED (yesss!!!)

― haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Monday, 27 November 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Also saw For Your Consideration. Best thing about it was the fake ET segments w/ Fred Willard & Jane Lynch. I think they took the supersize cast thing too far with this one. And I hope Catherine O'Hara didn't really get botox.

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 27 November 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada

bueno

― grbchv!, Monday, 27 November 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Saw and liked both Volver and the new documentary about Jonestown this weekend.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 November 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

For Your consideration - ambiguous reaction. Pacing - really weird. Fred Willard - comedy gold.

If he'd never made Best In Show, it'd be the best of his modern crop of stuff, though.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Monday, 27 November 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

timecop starring denzel washington

― this is cutty (mcutt), Monday, 27 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I kind of get the feeling someone was hoping Catherine O'Hara would get Oscar nominated for her part in this movie, it will be funnier when she doesn't.

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 27 November 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

saw fast food nation movie - liked
saw william eggleston in the real world dvd - wanted to like more
saw los angeles plays itself at the egyptian (saw it at film forum when it came out) - still great, sadly still not on dvd

― jbr, Monday, 27 November 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Stromboli
The Messiah (Rossellini)
Angels with Dirty Faces
Seven Men from Now
Gate of Flesh
Salvatore Giuliano

(also 7 hrs of "Deadwood")

Eric, booooo to watchin feature films in partz.

― Grandpa Noise, Monday, 27 November 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

forbidden planet
the departed (again)
freaks

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Eric, booooo to watchin feature films in partz.

Yeah, I can't imagine doing this. Then again, I don't have the luxury to do this with new releases like MR. FILM CRITIC over here.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

next thing you know he'll be leaving the room for a scene or two like Hot Lips

― Ghost of Bob Altman, Monday, 27 November 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

YOUTH OF THE BEAST (Have yuo guys seen any Seijun Suzuki?!!!)
HOME MOVIE

― T. Weiss, Monday, 27 November 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

the yakuza papers (boxset)

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

If it's good enough for Farber, it's good enough for me.

Anyway, it's not like we're talking about Lynch here. This is pretty much artless Academy-bait here.

― MR. FILM CRITIC (Eric H.), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

who are you

― this is cutty (mcutt), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, I'd stop Lost Highway frequently. I didn't know Manny F did that, but he IS 90 years old!

The novel Little Children ain't bad, but I'm not surprised Todd Field blew it up to Oscarbait.

I don't know where to read Mr. Film Critic these days.

― Grandpa Noise, Monday, 27 November 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

FOOD & INTIMACY; twenty minutes from canadian televison. awesome.

a virgin among the living dead

― ian (orion), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh shit, forgot!!...

Hard Candy - I kind of loved this movie.

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

infernal affairs, post-'departed'. it doesn't hold up, too much musical interlude corny bullshit.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Little Children and Half Nelson will both prob be in my top 10 this year, with the latter near the very top.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I picked up Bringing Up Baby at Tower and it's not quite as good as I remembered (or My Cousin Vinny), but maybe it's just the ownership effect. Silver City did its predictable (though rapidly diminishing) Sayles sense-of-place thing on me, and Chris Cooper's Bush impression was tiresome for as long as I resisted compartmentalizing it (not too long), but Danny Huston was novel enough, the costumes ruled most movies, and the girls were pretty in a very uncinematic way.

― nuneb (nuneb), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

is little children actually good? it looks so beyond awful.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm a sucker for movies like that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

speaking of beyond awful: my roommate brought home Lucky # Slevin. worth my time? worth my time....ON WEED?

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

a good rule of thumb is to avoid any movie featuring josh hartnett.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

except for The Virgin Suicides

― milo (milo), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

and the faculty

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck those movies!

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

tho i'd probably take them over anything he's done post '99

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd take those movies over the da vinci code. which no one should ever have to watch. don't even start watching it and start ffwding and stopping and ffwding again to the main ian mckellan bit, which is okay b/c of him, and then ffwding again because there is nothing to ffwd to. i think it contributed to my crappy do-nothing mood of last week.

saw some good shorts at resfest on friday though (these were them - the thing about shorts is that even if they're great, they're not exactly well-advertised or well-distributed :( i guess youtube is helping though.

need to see 'the departed'

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Amelie was pretty hot whilst threatening the albino, the only not-bad thing about it aside from McKellen.

But even the movie isn't as bad as the newish pre-movie commercials they're running where Ron Howard talks about all the deep, hidden symbols they introduced into the movie, illustrated by random flashes of gold accent. Apparently one of the airline logos was meant to help you unlock the mystery of Mary's cooch.

― milo (milo), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Slevin is not beyond awful but it was not good either. imo.

― dmr, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

recent movies which i enjoyed:
half nelson
a guide to recognizing...

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

lady vengeance (she has a plan) was pretty sweet last night on weed

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know where to read Mr. Film Critic these days.

Hopefully this will put an end for once and for all to this strange business about my being a film critic.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link

slevin is worth watching.

― grady (grady), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link

(x-post) (Although I did just write about crap Streisand Star Is Born and will soon add something about Maniac Cop and Disney's Robin Hood to the DVD section.)

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll give you Nelson, jmc, but the pool scene in Little Children was the last straw on that one.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

The pool scene was masterful.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 06:24 (seventeen years ago) link

When it was a shark instead of a sex pervert and it wasn't a pool at all but a beach on Amity Island, maybe.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 06:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Having finished the other half of Nelson, my take on it miraculously didn't change from before. Who says piecemeal viewing distorts one's impression?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 08:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Too bad Gosling's long-"deserved" hype had to wait for a condescending liberal b.s. vehicle to be birthed (I'll stick with the Jewish Nazi movie & The Slaughter Rule).

Jeanne la Pucelle

(1st Rivette I've liked)

― Dr M, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

so..not going to out 1 then, doc?

― 99 (bbia), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

not even if Sandrine Bonnaire was in it.

― Dr M, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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Eric, what about Armond's crazy "Bush as America's coach" passage.

I couldn't tell if he was noting that idea or advocating it. In any case, a bit whatev to him.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 31 December 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"a BIG whatev"

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 31 December 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Point Blank - I want to be Lee Marvin when I grow up.

― milo (milo), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

pavement slow century

― false cat (sleep), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

fast food nation

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 06:22 (seventeen years ago) link

The Case of the Grinning Cat
Letters from Iwo Jima

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

strangers with candy: weak, funny

pirates 2: needed 75x more tentacle face

― urghonomic (gcannon), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I wanted to see John, the superprivileged super-snooty guy in that group of three, but he refused to show. He probably realized how badly he was coming across compared to the realer real lives of the others. I hope he shows up in 35-42-49.

He does, but [VAGUE SPOILER] he's kind of an opportunist about it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

the enigma of kaspar hauser. enigmatic! (the german title is so much better.)

― tipsy mothra (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost - I haven't seen Little Miss Sunshine but a couple people told me I should & said I'd really like it & this made me wary and somewhat paranoid wondering what they thought of me (ie 'bitch is crazy!!')

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

The Sacrifice doesn't add up (I had some complicated theory about why the guy had to act anyway even if not necessary.. eh.. probably overthinking) but has a few nice set pieces.. the documentary about the making-of is neat b/c the burning house at the end didn't work on the first take and they only had one more chance to get it right. Stalker is far better but damn, does it go on and on and on..

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm waiting on dvds from greencine: 'cemetery man', 'the big combo', and--due to an error on my part--the bonus disc of 'infernal affairs 2'

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

He does, but [VAGUE SPOILER] he's kind of an opportunist about it.

That makes sense, he'll be approaching the right age to start running for public office.

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

The Beastmaster, a childhood favorite. Held up better than I expected. Rip Torn in a prosthetic nose and skull-and-crossboned pigtails helped.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The Man Who Fell to Earth (also w/ Rip Torn! as Bowie's driver)

was expecting an arty b-flick but not so much sexxxploitation type stuff. the gun / sex scene was total Lynch, looked straight outta Wild At Heart. v. weird movie.

― dmr (dmr), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

oh whoops rip torn is the scientist. the driver looked familiar tho.

― dmr (dmr), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

HAPPY FEET - fucking marvelous. anyone else seen this?

― t.weiss (t.weiss), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Warner has set The Departed for release on 2/13 in single-disc and 2-disc special edition DVD versions (SRP $28.98 and $34.99 respectively). There's no word yet on extras. We expect HD-DVD and Blu-ray Disc versions to be announced as well.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

...?

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm looking forward to acquiring this

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

here's hoping for a commentary.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/the-departed.html?page=1#post94787

(doesn't look like it, cover art on the 2-disc is ace though)

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe he'll tell u$ why he made it

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw what you did there

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

That's our M0rb!u$

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

on nye there was some '70s van-themed movie on. then after midnight "rock 'n' roll nightmare" became the first flick i saw of 2007. i hadn't seen it in forever and it was even better than i remembered.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

my first movie of 07:
http://www.generationmedia.com/joxjagdvd/radcover1.jpg

― false cat (sleep), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ia.ec.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/30/89/70/10m.jpg

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe he'll tell u$ why he made it

Coincidentally probably the same reason he made Taxi Driver and Goodfella$

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

let's not forget ¢a$ino

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's compare Marty's paychecks on Taxi Driver and The Departed, shall we? (The guy is not gonna be trapped into talking about the layers of Matt Damon's acting on a commentary track, and what a loss.)

tonight, Pan's Labyrinth ... and I have Scorsese's My Voyage in Italy waiting at home!

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

and I have Scorsese's My Voyage in Italy waiting at home!

Make damned sure you've seen every last movie he covers, as it's spolier city.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

$¢0R$3$3

― amon (amon), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

children of men, omg

― this is cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Rosebud was a clitoris

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Make damned sure you've seen every last movie he covers

I've seen a lot of em. Aside from twist-centered plots, I'm not a big believer in the true spoilage of spoilers.

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i watched that herzog lochness movie lastnight on showtime. teh funney.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"Jim Carrey is The Number 23"
oh now what?

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Just Watched:
Silent Hill (well, the first 45 minutes) - KIND OF REALLY BORING. Not enough fucked up monsters. Dyke cop in leather is hawt tho. Also apparently someone gets skinned at the end so I am going to have to finish this at some point.

Soon-to-arrive Netflix:
Curb Your Enthusiasm season 1 disc 1
Eyes Without a Face (YOU GUYS I AM SO EXCITED 4 THIS 1)

Watching tonight probably:
Gozu

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Eyes Without a Face

This movie is a lot stranger and tamer than I expected ... until it was extremly not tame at all.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

christ i still need to see that thing with the crazy actor and the bears that herzog edited....must get new netflix acct

― bb (bbia), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Also apparently someone gets skinned at the end so I am going to have to finish this at some point.

not really necessary, the end is the worst part (in a series of pretty bad parts)

― dmr (dmr), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

really??? but the amount of violence sounded positively delightful.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

the gun / sex scene was total Lynch, looked straight outta Wild At Heart. v. weird movie.

yeah i watched that w/my parents when i was about 15. (we rented it on videodisc!) sex stuff majorly awkward. after the gun scene my mom was like, "um, you know that's not normal sex..." and i was all "DUH, mom!" (don't know what she was worried about, we didn't even own any guns.)

― tipsy mothra (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Just watch Silent Hill on fast-forward, stop whenever something happens that looks interesting. You don't need the dialogue.

― milo (milo), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

The only blurb on the back of the Silent Hill DVD? I'm friends with that guy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

that needs to go on ILepitaphs

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

BOREDOMS - super go EP
BOREDOMS - super roots 3

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OH SHIT CINEMA FUCK

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/studio/2194/images/montage.jpg

― scott seward (121212), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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