wld you get a face tat of a wizard in order to have low level magic powers

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ok here are the parameters of the bargin: in exchange for getting a prominent face tattoo of a wizard similar looking to like the cartoon wizard from the first AD&D manual youd get irl magic powers up to like 3rd level so nothing gamebreaking or anything but still some cool abilities.

illin on yo face:
http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/wizard.jpg

Poll Results

OptionVotes
hell yeah 25
fuck no 4


є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:21 (eight years ago) link

best new poll

river wolf, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:23 (eight years ago) link

didn't even have to check the name

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:25 (eight years ago) link

Can you please specify the sort of powers I would get?

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:28 (eight years ago) link

^^^key question

not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (eight years ago) link

for example do I get a spell of FACE CLOAKING

not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (eight years ago) link

(I cast "dermablend" por ejemplo)

not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (eight years ago) link

consult your players handbooks

є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (eight years ago) link

do I have to cast draining low-level spells all the time to keep my job like in A Wizard of Earthsea? (I am assuming the job in question is prep cook bcz of face tat + not in Earthsea)

not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:32 (eight years ago) link

finally, gucci mane explained

dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (eight years ago) link

in this scenario how fast would my mana recharge if that's even a feature of ad&d

dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (eight years ago) link

Hell, sure, I'd make that trade for Magic Missile alone. Throw in Burning Hands/Chill Strike, Sleep, Feather Fall/Jump, Shock Sphere... I can monetize that shit like Walter White. And I was never pretty to begin with.

William (C), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:40 (eight years ago) link

fwiw ALTER IMAGE is a third level spell so you could hide the tattoo on occasion, unless the target successfully rolls a will save.

you could have an job you have rn i guess: itinerant adventurer, line cook, investment banker except youd have a face tattoo. so if you work selling high end handbags or s.thing you might be sol. on the other hand you have magic powers so that might open up lucrative new career paths

you cast spells as a third level magic users, spells recharge after an eight hour rest as usual

є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:42 (eight years ago) link

can i use concealer?

remy bean in exile, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:34 (eight years ago) link

like how is this even a question

max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:34 (eight years ago) link

yall are some vain motherfuckers

max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:34 (eight years ago) link

"hi would you like to do irl magic"
"ehhhh no i really love being a boring ass human being with nothing on my face"

max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:36 (eight years ago) link

http://www.media-post.net/pictures/intat12.jpg level 5 at least

remy bean in exile, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:36 (eight years ago) link

another important question is, how many ppl would be allowed to get this face tat w/ powers

dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:38 (eight years ago) link

if you met another tattoed wizard would u have an obligation to duel

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:45 (eight years ago) link

I should hope we'd team up to fight crime with sexy results

William (C), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:48 (eight years ago) link

I would take the face tat.

thejenny, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:52 (eight years ago) link

Can I level up?

thejenny, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:54 (eight years ago) link

yeah i was wondering about levelling up, does the tattoo get bigger or what

Wmc i can't do anything and get 'sexy results' i'm sorry

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:02 (eight years ago) link

chicks would dig the tattoo after they saw me conjure shit a few times, this is a no brainer

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:06 (eight years ago) link

sure you could level up but rl is slow leveling also youd have to fulfill all requirements obv

є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:10 (eight years ago) link

prefer the unleashing of slumbering yet godlike raw potential tbh so imma pass ty

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:15 (eight years ago) link

I'd get it in glow in the dark ink.

cat fancy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:18 (eight years ago) link

i don't know what "low-level magic powers" are, but if it's stuff like turning into the hulk, i'll take the tatoo. seems like a good trade.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:19 (eight years ago) link

If I got two tattoos could I be level 6?

thejenny, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 04:07 (eight years ago) link

I'd have a bullseye tattooed on my bald head for the level 16 flight spell.

William (C), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 04:15 (eight years ago) link

u look at the first 3 levels of spells and the answer is obviously yes

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:19 (eight years ago) link

well wait -- level 3 spells, or spells a level 3 character would have (ie: like 1 level 2 spell and 3 level 1 spells)?

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:19 (eight years ago) link

you dont get every third level spell or lower cmon

assume you have maxed INT tho w/e that gets you (bonus of +5 spells/per level?)

blah blah blah (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:24 (eight years ago) link

but like i get every cantrip, right?

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:28 (eight years ago) link

do i get a magic wallet of crunchings and munchings y/n

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:31 (eight years ago) link

bag of holding or gtfo

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:33 (eight years ago) link

^^^ oh hell yes

William (C), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:34 (eight years ago) link

sphere of annihilation = gtfo

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:35 (eight years ago) link

the first edition cantrips are actually p powerful!

blah blah blah (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:40 (eight years ago) link

so where do we register to get this tattoo/magical powers

Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:44 (eight years ago) link

yknow that store on beatrice with the giant magic: the gathering poster of an elf maiden and some kinda orc battling covering basially the whole window? theres a metal folding table, way at the back behind some boxos of warhammer minatures, in the basement where you can sign up

blah blah blah (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:47 (eight years ago) link

o ok cool thx

Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:48 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:01 (eight years ago) link

max otmfm

this is magic fucking powers we're talking about here. in the real world you can translate that shit into $$$ among other things. You can tattto any fuckin thing on me in exchange for magical fucking powers, come on now man

undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:08 (eight years ago) link

answering no to this is insane

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:20 (eight years ago) link

I bet my sis would answer no

*shakes dang head*

river wolf, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:22 (eight years ago) link

looking forward to hanging out with all my wizarding pals when this poll closes drinking booze and fireballing all u naysaying creeps

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:25 (eight years ago) link

nb I have business in ST PAUL next tues afternoon.

river wolf, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:26 (eight years ago) link

do other people get this option, or am i the only person in the world who has the chance to be a wizard? voted yes obv

Z S, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:30 (eight years ago) link

if everyone has the option then more ppl will have face tats and thus they will be more socially acceptable also magic

river wolf, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:31 (eight years ago) link

yeah, the desirability goes way up if no one else has magic and you can do color sprays in Vegas for big money

rob (night house), Friday, 23 December 2011 00:42 (eight years ago) link

what if it was a tattoo of a dick on your face

that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Friday, 23 December 2011 02:29 (eight years ago) link

dude I'm casting a spell of misapprehension on everybody so they can't even see the dick on my face. this isn't even a question at all, get out the tattoo gun & ink my face I am ready for my wizard powers

undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Friday, 23 December 2011 03:27 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:01 (eight years ago) link

Four fools.

Illia Rump (emil.y), Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:35 (eight years ago) link

Just FYI enjoy your future enslavement by wizards with mighty powers you four peons.

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:39 (eight years ago) link

i assume magical powers include tattoo removal otherwise there is a groupon for that this week

kamb, Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:41 (eight years ago) link


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