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jon: [insert girl's name here] and i had a good chatz
me: do you want a cookie?
jon: YES!
oh wait
u a dick

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

FUCK YOU!!!!

(=^・ェ・^=), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Chris C: yo
me: YO
Chris C: was there only pot in those brownies?
me: yes

(=^・ェ・^=), Monday, 16 October 2006 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...
i think you sounding like a fag stems from your use of the phrase "red velvet cupcake."
-- elmo albatross (elmo.oxyge...), November 28th, 2006 9:05 PM.


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ru serious?
-- blastocsyt (lo...), November 28th, 2006 9:06 PM. (blastocyst)


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it's a serious classification of cupcake!
-- ian (dr.carl.saga...), November 28th, 2006 9:07 PM. (orion)


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yeah, for FAGS
-- grbchv! (redneckz...), November 28th, 2006 9:11 PM. (gbx)

nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I never said it was your fault, Ms. Defensive! Anyway, if I was going to complain, I'd complain not about WHEN you go into the bathroom, but HOW LONG you spend in there!

-- Jon Williams (jo...), November 28th, 2006. (later) (link)

you get up at 6:15 every day and tell me how fast you are!

-- tehresa (melissais...), November 28th, 2006. (later) (link)

Oh my god, shut UP, both of you. You can make out in the shower when you get home and spare us the exchange.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), November 28th, 2006. (later) (link)

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

3. Forced group projects in college (especially when I get paired with a soon-to-be Yuppie who once spoke longingly of a Decemberists concert in a way some noise dudes might speak of a legitimate Boredoms reunion).

-- blastocsyt (lo...), November 28th, 2006. (blastocyst) (link)

you go to nyu, what do you expect?

-- ian (dr.carl.saga...), November 28th, 2006. (orion) (link)

blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey nude spock, did you get bored with trying to circumvent my blog's spam filter? Some troll you are. You have no game.
-- jw (jo...), November 29th, 2006 6:53 PM. (ex machina)

drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Does anyone have a red guitar I can borrow?

I have suddenly realised that my entire outfit I am wearing tonight, down to my fingernails, is all red, and my guitar is green and gold!

I shall look like a Christmas tree!

-- masonic boom (kateotheremai...), November 29th, 2006.

A very sexy Christmas tree!

Do post pictures, I'm sure the lot of you will look simply scrumptious!

-- Courage of Scourage (louis.jagge...), November 29th, 2006.

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/780/780012.jpg

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 29th, 2006.

and what, Thursday, 30 November 2006 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

gotta be moraine

deep space nine (deep space nine), Thursday, 30 November 2006 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Moraine would have tapped that ass about six months ago by now.

Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

You mean Stacy's, right?

David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

It's Christgau time,
there's no need to be a sop
At Christgau time,
we rank good stuff via Jackin' Pop
And in our poll of plenty
we can spread ratings of joy
Blog your votes around the web
at Christgau time.
But say a prayer,
pray for Mike Lacey
At Christgau time...
...it's hard, but when you say O RLY?
There's a world outside your LJ,
And it's New Media's world of gross
Where the only action going
is the blacklisting of Matos
And the Christgau polls that show there
are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank Chuck it's them
instead of you!

And there won't be P&J voters this Christgau time
The greatest writer they'll get this time is Hilburn
Where nothing ever grows
Just more endless Bono
Do they know it's Christgau time at all?

Here's to you flame a thread for everyone
Here's to them tallying a really bad number one
Do they know it's Christgau time at all?

Free Matos!
Free Matos!
Free Matos!
Let them know it's Christgau time again

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 4th, 2006.

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i'm afraid that sucked
-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), December 4th, 2006

strongo, Monday, 4 December 2006 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

keeping it real

friday (lfam), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

why is susan douglas always on the rag?

obi strip (sanskrit), Monday, 4 December 2006 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

omfg i cannot believe someone blount did that

Louis Jagger (Scourage), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

jagger likes rubbish indie. passantino has rape fantasies. is this right?

-- david wilshire iv (wilshir...), December 4th, 2006.

and kate has rubbish indie rape fantasies.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 4th, 2006.

and what (ooo), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahha

amon (amon), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

skot on the pre-emptive tip:

what album NOT released in 2006 did you listen to the most this year(for some of you, and i'm not naming names, this will probably be Tusk).

-- scott seward (skotro...), December 4th, 2006.

haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link

paul edward wagemann, dj martian, and marcello in witless parody mode all on the same thread

-- and what (an...), Today. (later)

and what... is in cloaking mode

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), Today. (later)

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

not that i actually understand what he means

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I think he's calling Ethan a Klingon.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey, I don't have a single student loan, so I'm ok with going to a no-name school!

-- jw (jo...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 7:45 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

I thought the reason you didn't have student loans was cos yr parents can afford shit like $10,000 dogs?

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 7:45 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i read that status ain't hood thing for the first time recently and it was ludicrously awful. not because he doesn't know his shit or anything - i wouldn't know and don't care; i am neither a proper hip-hop head nor in a position to criticise re contrarianism - but ugh, his writing tone is somehow flippant & smug & obnoxiously superior & vacantly empty-headed & completely clueless and wrong ALL AT ONCE.

-- lexpretend (lexusjee...), December 12th, 2006.

his writing tone is somehow flippant & smug & obnoxiously superior & vacantly empty-headed & completely clueless and wrong ALL AT ONCE.

...

-- violent j (jharvel...), December 13th, 2006.

Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

so does steak turn men into violent rapists?

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), December 12th, 2006.

just you man.

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), December 12th, 2006.

MAP (mattp), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't shakey post something about going to ipswich this week?

deep space nine (deep space nine), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

does "..." really qualify as an actual zinger? lex zinged himself.

hm (modestmickey), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

of course it does. it's the equivalent of a raised eyebrow. which in the right hands can be a devastating zing.

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I dont practice numerology myself but I used to have sex on a farily regular basis with a chick who did and she taught me the basics. Numerology is largely based on problems and answers. In order to get an answer you have to go through the steps of the problem. In otherwords all of the quotients and probabilities have to add up. Over the years since I learned about numerology I sorta kept an eye out for, just for shits and giggles, and I've noticed quite a few interesting examples of it playing a part in Rock music. The White Stripes for instant say that all of their music is based on the magical power of the number 3. But the best known example is probablly John Lennon's fascination with numerology and how it supposedly played a part in his murder.

Check it:
[QUOTE]The Catcher in the Rye was, of course, Mark David Chapman’s bible, and the “missing chapter,” 27, was the chapter he wanted to write, as I said in Nowhere Man, in John Lennon’s blood. But Lennon, too, had a bible: Cheiro’s Book of Numbers. After Lennon discovered this book, which explained in simple language the occult “science” of numerology, he couldn’t so much as dial a phone number without first consulting Cheiro, and he couldn’t walk out of the house without finding mystical significance in every license plate, address, and street sign.

Lennon, who was born on October 9, had always been aware of the strong presence of the number 9 in his life. He considered it his lucky number. His son Sean was also born on October 9; he’d written songs titled Revolution 9, One After 909, and No. 9 Dream; Brian Epstein first saw the Beatles at The Cavern on November 9; and he met Yoko on November 9.

But it was only after reading Cheiro that Lennon came to understand that the multiples of 9, particularly 18 and 27, were as important as 9 itself. As Cheiro explained, the single numbers 1 to 9 represent “the physical or material side of things” and compound numbers from 10 on represent the “occult or spiritual side of life.”[/QUOTE]
[url]http://robertrosen.blogspot.com/2006/02/john-lennons-bible-and-occult.html[/url]

-- PEW (HouseholdNam...) (webmail), December 14th, 2006 2:16 AM. (PEW) (link)

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Shit, I didnt do that quote thing-a-ma jobie right...
Anyway, my question is: What other examples of numerology in Rock can you see?

-- PEW (HouseholdNam...)

Paul Edward Wageman is "one" massive cunt.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...)

and what (ooo), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

(slow clap)

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 14 December 2006 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

PEW is just a RealDoll for zinging

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1543/nicewaytochangeamericabi9.gif

-- v (enemy.airshi...), December 14th, 2006. (sleep)

amon (amon), Friday, 15 December 2006 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link

o how it burns

latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Friday, 15 December 2006 07:26 (fourteen years ago) link

229. douchey alternateen indie guy at work keeps humming ESG basslines real loud

-- obi strip (mikeoptin...), December 15th, 2006. (sanskrit) (later) (link)

you work with jon?

-- ian (dr.carl.saga...), December 15th, 2006. (orion) (later) (link)

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 17 December 2006 07:43 (fourteen years ago) link

OH LIKE YOU'VE EVER "CAUGHT" ONE

-- jw (jo...), December 18th, 2006 12:21 AM. (ex machina) (later)

I CATCH THEM ALL THE TIME. BTW SHE SAYS HI.

-- Jessie the Monster (meeea...), December 18th, 2006 12:56 AM. (scarymonster) (later)

ian (orion), Monday, 18 December 2006 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link

'TIS THE SEASON FOR ZINGING JON.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 18 December 2006 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link

would mark loi image been funnier if he had misspelled 'discusing'

jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

teh lolest of the lols at that one

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, I was just about to post that.

Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link

LMAO @ global warming exchange

mark coleman (lovebug ), Monday, 18 December 2006 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link

why is mickey allowed to post here

this is cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 December 2006 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

why do we tolerate

this is cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 December 2006 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

In a World where Wangmann is allowed to roam free, who knows what's right any more?

Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Monday, 18 December 2006 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't forget "It's a Very Special Prostate, Charlie Brown," where Linus teaches a few more facts about life.

-- kingfish in absentia (jdsalmo...), December 20th, 2006 5:27 PM. (kingfish) (later)

No one can forget that classic "Holy Shit Charlie Brown, Kingfish Is An Overfamiliar Cockfaced Dipshit" where a dude who was overly confident in his comedic skills said some nonsense that was shockingly unfunny bullshit even for him.

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 20th, 2006 5:29 PM. (dan perry) (later)

Snoopy's awesome in that one

-- sexyDancer (jjjjjj...), December 20th, 2006 5:33 PM. (sexyDancer) (later)

v (sleep), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

just came here to post that

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

Answers

Oh. Not a Dom Passantino thread, then?

-- masonic boom (kateotheremai...)

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I just gathered half my office around the warm glow of full-screen YouTube and watched the Charlie Brown Christmas special in its entirety. If there's any better way to get into a Christmas mood, I don't know what it is.

-- whoop de doodle (fluxion2...), December 20th, 2006.

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OK, that counts as crappy thing #16

-- sexyDancer (jjjjjj...), December 20th, 2006.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

There was little plot to speak of, I didn't really notice many jokes either

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), December 20th, 2006.

This reminds me of something else...

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 20th, 2006.

i.e. Dom Passantino's ILX posts 2000-present

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), December 20th, 2006.

I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

DOUBLE ZING

I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

check out this conversation i had with a girl at work AKA SANDBOX STUPID COWORKERS THREAD
-- robots in love (robotsinlov...), December 18th, 2006. (robots in love) (later) (link)

wtf is my brother doing posting on the noise board??

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm pretty sure ur brother is more noise than u

impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

he's making fun of mickey, wtf do you think he is doing, dude.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

passantino/dog latin zing pong is great

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, rrrobyn, i think you are right:

http://photos-571.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v41/206/90/6003982/n6003982_31286571_7797.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

check out this conversation i had with a girl at work AKA SANDBOX STUPID COWORKERS THREAD
-- robots in love (robotsinlov...), December 18th, 2006. (robots in love) (later) (link)

wtf is my brother doing posting on the noise board??

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), December 20th, 2006. (later)

i'm pretty sure ur brother is more noise than u

-- impermanent rrrobyn (apoemabouteverythin...), December 20th, 2006. (later)

awesome zing, rrrobyn!

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

ive hung out with jaymc's bro a handful of times hes totally coo

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

hey cap'n save-a-fo(ley), this isn't ilx.
-- Tyrone Slothrop (hstenci...), Today 8:24 PM. (Tyrone Slothrop) (later)


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your references are too deep for me, but at least this thread has lasted longer than You're On My Shit List.
-- Dr M (wjwe...), Today 8:33 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later)

note: this may only be funny to me.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

it is only funny to you. i love the morbs but he ain't much of a zinger.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

that may be why i found it funny!

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I love jorel too, but I shudder to approach his 'level' in zingdom

Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

morb's zings wash over you like a brief puff of confetti

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

ie, with class and a sort of ineffable beauty

Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I am wearing that neckerchief

Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

tickertape, classy. confetti, not so much?

elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

It is a pretty good neckerchief.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/Hank85.jpg/250px-Hank85.jpg

(Hank has remarked that he does not particularly like neckerchiefs any longer, but continues to wear them to please his father.)

Thanks Wikipedia.

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

So would you guys say that Fred wears a neckerchief or an ascot? I wasn't really sure on that one.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

ascot.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i say kercheif

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

ascots are tucked into an open collar.

elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Take it outside boyos

-- sede vacante (n...), December 22nd, 2006 12:12 AM. (blueski)

Mickey can't.

-- Fat Lady Wrestler (noodlevagu...), December 22nd, 2006 12:14 AM. (Modal Fugue)

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey, I know about that thread they turned into a book. Just that this isn't a thread, it's a collection of the finest humour t'internet has to offer (well, some might say). Maybe not a book either, a pamphlet maybe, or perhaps a printed bog-roll?
-- I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), December 21st, 2006 11:47 PM. (Scourage) (link)


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Maybe we can engrave it on a bullet and fire it into your brain.
-- Jessie the Monster (meeea...) (webmail), December 21st, 2006 11:48 PM. (scarymonster) (link)

John Justen is interested in eating your pet. (John Justen), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

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