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there's so much awesome to this (the dolphins, the 7' 9", the fucking PICTURE) that i don't know where to start.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

dupe

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

HERO OF THE PEOPLE

― ian (orion), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

dupe

fucking a right, get with it K

― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

then delete this motherfucker!

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

big swiss army knife

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

it has a flashlight but i thought it said fleshlight

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

dupe

just when i thought noise couldnt get any worse, it becomes digg

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

hmmmmm.
http://www.wengerna.com/prod_images/16999E.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

that is scary. like the tools in dead ringers, but more gadgety and less vagina-ripping.

― the table is the table (trees), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

seems comparable to that 99-patty in-n-out burger

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

pic plz

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

SPEAKING OF WTF: what's with all the talk of ripping and gash lately? Christ on a fucking popsicle, tone it down, please? I never ever want to think about sharp cutting things in relation to vaginas ever again, okay?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

lol one heavy ass keychain

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/inout100.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

sorry laurel. i was just referring to these: http://fraser.typepad.com/a_girl_a_gun/images/deadringers_shot9l1.jpg

― the table is the table (trees), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

I know, it's not just you, it's some people running their mouths plus that Janice Dickinson jpg plus your post, and I've never even seen Dead Ringers and I'm sure it's a very clever reference and everything but too too much.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, sorry. (it wasn't really clever. more associative. and Dead Ringers is fucking crazy, i recommend).

― the table is the table (trees), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck are you apologizing for

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

today in wtf

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

food 4 mutant vaginas

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

just to be clear, we are still allowed to talk about gash/ripping vaginas here, ok fellas?

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

and laurel can talk about cock chopping if she needs to

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Why would I want to repeat something I think is shitty in the first place? No thanks.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.normanhood.co.uk/littlerich1.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.btinternet.com/~birdpoo/images/rip02.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

YOU MAKE A CONVINCING ARGUMENT. Rowr.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.capitalrecordings.co.nz/image/1356x500y400.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

not for the faint of heart:

http://www.medhelp.org/forums/WomensHealth/messages/239.html

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

The key to the OJ look is wearing two striped shirts at the same time

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

The key to the OJ look is ~~wearing two striped shirts at the same time~~ to keep the bass player out of focus and in the back.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

what about the black drummer?

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

I JUST SEE A DRUMMER, RACIST.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

i only heard a drummer when i listened to them too

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

not for the faint of... er, laurel

http://users.lmi.net/sonyarap/brutal/images/pear2.gif

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

ay caramba

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

pick an orifice

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

lol that swiss army knife has a dog whistle

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

When we failed to get the objects out we sought the help of Bao Xishun from Inner Mongolia

awesome

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 14 December 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Exc3pter for orange juice for halloween plz

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

also i used to rock that OJ look... but its like a pea coat and an eye patch away from being momusy

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'm glad i've turned images off

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 15 December 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

oh, dead ringers. guys seem to find that movie way more disturbing, anyway. i quite liked it as of the last time i saw it (five years ago).. terribly creepy and hard to watch sometimes, but i admire cronenberg's commitment to taking what he does 100% seriously

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 15 December 2006 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

man, what happened to jeremy irons?

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Friday, 15 December 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfrevu.com/ISSUES/2002/0203/Film%20-%20Time%20Machine/CT-5349.jpg

rhetorical question, obv.

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Friday, 15 December 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

oh god.

"Last week one of those students decided to do the unthinkable when officials say he spiked a container of cafeteria salad dressing with his own semen.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

"does the tangy ranch dressing taste extra tangy today?"

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.synthtopia.com/news/06_12/Gas-Powered-Turntable.html

^ wtf

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

gives new meaning to blowing up the club

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

The key to the OJ look is wearing two striped shirts at the same time

-- sexyDancer (jjjjjj...), December 14th, 2006. (later

just one here:

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2005/10/01/oj-simpson-signs.jpg

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

2:59 AM, 16 Dec 06 nose dude ysi request deleted by chaki (if you wana ysi request then you use leonardo. also bros has been posted on all the reg boards and blogs that have been discussed in those threads. )

^ wtf

― amon (amon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

anyway thx cutty, its awesome

― amon (amon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

dont blow up the secret spot pls.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 December 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

― amon (amon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

please ysi me leonnraordos

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 16 December 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

ew http://www.mastasia.com/main.htm (nsfw)

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 08:10 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck is leonardo

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.leonardo.com

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 December 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://broadent.vo.llnwd.net/o2/AOL/cf_aol_160x600.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Saturday, 16 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

its the thread that people that frequent the noise board have been using to trade ysi's for over a year and a half. we use it so we can be on the low and to avoid a 1000 post thread on the mod board about "why cant we make ysi requests on ilm?? they do it on the noze board!!!" do you need me to change your diper and wash your balls for you as well?

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 December 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

did you ever stop to think some would never click on a thread that has the words "leonardo dicaprio" in it, therefore have no idea what the thread contains/entails

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 December 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

the dicaprio part was added during sandbox era nb.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 December 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

cutty, please take your questions to ask chaki, this is the "today in wtf" thread

ridiculous

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 16 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

did you get the link anyway honey

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

i did from amon

i am enjoying bros very much

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

at one point, some thought amon was you

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

i am a movie star, amon is a polish whore

get it right

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

only half-polish

― amon (amon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ "Holly Hindenburgs"

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 16 December 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sdcd.com/B2B/jsp/app/images/Scans/610883.jpg

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 16 December 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

omg do want

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 16 December 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

amon, bundgee (l to r)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 16 December 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

total bromos

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

he, he

― amon (amon), Sunday, 17 December 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

Also I cried last night after getting a backrub.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 3:39 PM. (jaymc) (later)

...

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://users.livejournal.com/kimya_dawson_/254233.html

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

wtf!!!

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

wtf!!!(that was referring to jaymc)

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

wtf!

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

did kimya dawson really name her baby panda?

wtf

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

the most wtf part of that kimya dawson thing is how all the comments are "SHOW US YOUR POOOOOOOP PLZ we luv u ^_^V." only on livejournal.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

did you see the poop tho? it was pretty impressive.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

no, his name is andre

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

ok good

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/100994455
^^^^ this chick wants to be myspace friends w/ me??? who u be???

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

not the same one but whoa, weird.

The two killed were identified as Daniel Perry, 33, of the 700 block of North Damen Avenue, and Meaghan McMahon, 27, of an unknown home address, according to a spokesman for the Cook County Medical Examiner's office. Perry was pronounced dead at the Stein Institute at 6:50 a.m. Monday; McMahon was pronounced dead at the Stein Institute at 7 a.m. Monday, the spokesman said.

that was a couple blocks from my place.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

700 blocks in law enforcement

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

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