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there's so much awesome to this (the dolphins, the 7' 9", the fucking PICTURE) that i don't know where to start.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

dupe

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

HERO OF THE PEOPLE

― ian (orion), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

dupe

fucking a right, get with it K

― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

then delete this motherfucker!

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

big swiss army knife

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

it has a flashlight but i thought it said fleshlight

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

dupe

just when i thought noise couldnt get any worse, it becomes digg

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

hmmmmm.
http://www.wengerna.com/prod_images/16999E.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

that is scary. like the tools in dead ringers, but more gadgety and less vagina-ripping.

― the table is the table (trees), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

seems comparable to that 99-patty in-n-out burger

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

pic plz

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

SPEAKING OF WTF: what's with all the talk of ripping and gash lately? Christ on a fucking popsicle, tone it down, please? I never ever want to think about sharp cutting things in relation to vaginas ever again, okay?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

lol one heavy ass keychain

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/inout100.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry laurel. i was just referring to these: http://fraser.typepad.com/a_girl_a_gun/images/deadringers_shot9l1.jpg

― the table is the table (trees), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I know, it's not just you, it's some people running their mouths plus that Janice Dickinson jpg plus your post, and I've never even seen Dead Ringers and I'm sure it's a very clever reference and everything but too too much.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, sorry. (it wasn't really clever. more associative. and Dead Ringers is fucking crazy, i recommend).

― the table is the table (trees), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

what the fuck are you apologizing for

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

today in wtf

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

food 4 mutant vaginas

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

just to be clear, we are still allowed to talk about gash/ripping vaginas here, ok fellas?

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

and laurel can talk about cock chopping if she needs to

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Why would I want to repeat something I think is shitty in the first place? No thanks.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.normanhood.co.uk/littlerich1.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.btinternet.com/~birdpoo/images/rip02.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

YOU MAKE A CONVINCING ARGUMENT. Rowr.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.capitalrecordings.co.nz/image/1356x500y400.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

not for the faint of heart:

http://www.medhelp.org/forums/WomensHealth/messages/239.html

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

The key to the OJ look is wearing two striped shirts at the same time

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

The key to the OJ look is ~~wearing two striped shirts at the same time~~ to keep the bass player out of focus and in the back.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

what about the black drummer?

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I JUST SEE A DRUMMER, RACIST.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i only heard a drummer when i listened to them too

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

not for the faint of... er, laurel

http://users.lmi.net/sonyarap/brutal/images/pear2.gif

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

ay caramba

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

pick an orifice

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

lol that swiss army knife has a dog whistle

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

When we failed to get the objects out we sought the help of Bao Xishun from Inner Mongolia

awesome

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 14 December 2006 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Exc3pter for orange juice for halloween plz

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link

also i used to rock that OJ look... but its like a pea coat and an eye patch away from being momusy

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i think i'm glad i've turned images off

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 15 December 2006 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, dead ringers. guys seem to find that movie way more disturbing, anyway. i quite liked it as of the last time i saw it (five years ago).. terribly creepy and hard to watch sometimes, but i admire cronenberg's commitment to taking what he does 100% seriously

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 15 December 2006 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

man, what happened to jeremy irons?

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Friday, 15 December 2006 07:32 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.sfrevu.com/ISSUES/2002/0203/Film%20-%20Time%20Machine/CT-5349.jpg

rhetorical question, obv.

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Friday, 15 December 2006 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

oh god.

"Last week one of those students decided to do the unthinkable when officials say he spiked a container of cafeteria salad dressing with his own semen.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"does the tangy ranch dressing taste extra tangy today?"

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.synthtopia.com/news/06_12/Gas-Powered-Turntable.html

^ wtf

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

gives new meaning to blowing up the club

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

The key to the OJ look is wearing two striped shirts at the same time

-- sexyDancer (jjjjjj...), December 14th, 2006. (later

just one here:

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2005/10/01/oj-simpson-signs.jpg

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

2:59 AM, 16 Dec 06 nose dude ysi request deleted by chaki (if you wana ysi request then you use leonardo. also bros has been posted on all the reg boards and blogs that have been discussed in those threads. )

^ wtf

― amon (amon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway thx cutty, its awesome

― amon (amon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

dont blow up the secret spot pls.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 December 2006 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link

― amon (amon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

please ysi me leonnraordos

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 16 December 2006 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

ew http://www.mastasia.com/main.htm (nsfw)

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

what the fuck is leonardo

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 December 2006 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.leonardo.com

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 December 2006 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

http://broadent.vo.llnwd.net/o2/AOL/cf_aol_160x600.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Saturday, 16 December 2006 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

its the thread that people that frequent the noise board have been using to trade ysi's for over a year and a half. we use it so we can be on the low and to avoid a 1000 post thread on the mod board about "why cant we make ysi requests on ilm?? they do it on the noze board!!!" do you need me to change your diper and wash your balls for you as well?

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 December 2006 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

did you ever stop to think some would never click on a thread that has the words "leonardo dicaprio" in it, therefore have no idea what the thread contains/entails

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 December 2006 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

the dicaprio part was added during sandbox era nb.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 December 2006 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty, please take your questions to ask chaki, this is the "today in wtf" thread

ridiculous

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 16 December 2006 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

did you get the link anyway honey

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 December 2006 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i did from amon

i am enjoying bros very much

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

at one point, some thought amon was you

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i am a movie star, amon is a polish whore

get it right

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

only half-polish

― amon (amon), Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL @ "Holly Hindenburgs"

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 16 December 2006 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.sdcd.com/B2B/jsp/app/images/Scans/610883.jpg

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 16 December 2006 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

omg do want

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 16 December 2006 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

amon, bundgee (l to r)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 16 December 2006 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

total bromos

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link

he, he

― amon (amon), Sunday, 17 December 2006 05:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Also I cried last night after getting a backrub.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 3:39 PM. (jaymc) (later)

...

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

http://users.livejournal.com/kimya_dawson_/254233.html

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 06:33 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf!!!

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf!!!(that was referring to jaymc)

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf!

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

did kimya dawson really name her baby panda?

wtf

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

the most wtf part of that kimya dawson thing is how all the comments are "SHOW US YOUR POOOOOOOP PLZ we luv u ^_^V." only on livejournal.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

did you see the poop tho? it was pretty impressive.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

no, his name is andre

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

ok good

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/100994455
^^^^ this chick wants to be myspace friends w/ me??? who u be???

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

not the same one but whoa, weird.

The two killed were identified as Daniel Perry, 33, of the 700 block of North Damen Avenue, and Meaghan McMahon, 27, of an unknown home address, according to a spokesman for the Cook County Medical Examiner's office. Perry was pronounced dead at the Stein Institute at 6:50 a.m. Monday; McMahon was pronounced dead at the Stein Institute at 7 a.m. Monday, the spokesman said.

that was a couple blocks from my place.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

700 blocks in law enforcement

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

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