is there anything we can do to get LJ to stop obsessing over the vag???

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beer vs. muff
-- Louis Jagger (papiermachealamphibia...), Today. (Scourage)

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

all euphemisms welcome

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

may i suggest he takes a quick dip in a pool of sluts

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/images/294vc.jpg

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bathspasu.co.uk/system/systempages/file/362/image/date_rape_drug.jpeg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/clockwork_big.jpg

― John Justen wishes you all waterfalls of poppage. (John Justen), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://here-and-now.org/IMSOC/old/Calvin&Hobbes.jpeg

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://moid.org/ed/FemaleOrgasm.gif

― jw (ex machina), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/9131-1/FemaleSand.gif

― jw (ex machina), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I clicked on the thread title, excepcting "LJ" to refer to livejournal for some reason, instead, OMG that animated .gif, har.

I was going to put poor louis, the more he obsesses over it, the harder it's going to get, but then I thought maybe that's not the best choice of words, is it.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

god that .gif is hypnotic

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

jessie is so pragmatic

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis, if you're reading this thread, I had a buddy in college who couldn't stop worrying about when it was finally going to happen. It finally happened...when he was 32.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

the pink elephant

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

most of the obsession is played up for self-deprecating comic effect, but i'd be lying if i said it wasn't a concern...

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

the position of her legs is disturbing

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.defamer.com/assets/resources/2006/11/britney-spears-upskirtnsfw.jpg

― latebloomer's ice rink of martyrdom (clonefeed), Saturday, 9 December 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

― latebloomer's ice rink of martyrdom (clonefeed), Saturday, 9 December 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i like background head-giving guy - reaction of the room is such that he looks up all hey huh guys what?

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Saturday, 9 December 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dvdandcdspot.com/images/losin%20it.jpg

― bliss (blass), Saturday, 9 December 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

imagine you forgot you were wearing an anti-rape condom when you got with someone consensually...awkward or what?

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I hear that some members of the Shimura Curves may have more free time nowadays, perhaps redirect your efforts in that direction?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Saturday, 9 December 2006 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

kudos dom, that joke wasn't already made on a different thread, by curtis stephens.

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Sunday, 10 December 2006 02:03 (seventeen years ago) link

lookit her right leg wiggle n shake

― amon (amon), Sunday, 10 December 2006 08:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Grunge Louis is defnitely gonna get some in 2007, we should have a sweep on which month.

― My Life in the Ghosts of Bush (Modal Fugue), Sunday, 10 December 2006 11:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thecutestguild.com/myspace/Checked_Grunge_Tag_Louis_by_Carly.jpg

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

louis is posting here, wtf?

― this is cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 10 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh fuck you, Cutty.

― Scourageous (Haberdager), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

*ahem*

do I really even need to say it?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

HALL OF FAME

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Notice the fact that the fake Louis three posts above has forgotten to add the extra 'al' that appears before 'amphibian' in my email address. *rolls eyes*

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a fake louis now??

― friday on the porch (lfam), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

*rolls eyes*

― Scourage (Haberdager), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

money's on Passantino or Optins

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

money's on I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED GOOGLESEARCHING FOR YOUR NAME ON ALL OF ILX EVERY DAY SO YOU CAN MAGICALLY APPEAR WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT YOU, PEOPLE WOULDN'T PRETEND TO BE YOU TO BAIT YOU.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean goddamn, son. It's the fucking internet.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe I DON'T DO THAT, MAYBE I NOTICED THAT THERE WAS A THREAD WITH MY INITIALS IN THE TITLE, AND MAYBE I THEREFORE DEDUCED THAT THIS THREAD WOULD INVOLVE ME TO SOME EXTENT, AND MAYBE THIS CONTENT TURNED OUT TO BE SLIGHTLY DEBASING.

the very fact you feel the need to make stupid, baseless assumptions about me betrays your guilt.

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ban louis jagger

― friday on the porch (lfam), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha now I am the mysterious fake-louis!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

DEEP INSIDE ALL OF US, THERE IS A FAKE LOUIS JAGGER.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

not your guilt as fake Louis, your guilt as general baiter! *rolls eyes*

― fake fake Louis (Scourage), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

sonned

― friday on the porch (lfam), Sunday, 10 December 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/47768-1/mugabe.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 10 December 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know who you are

― this is cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 10 December 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

dumb thread, will not shop again, D-------

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 10 December 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I would make poppage with all this noize bored.

― John Justen wishes you all waterfalls of poppage. (John Justen), Sunday, 10 December 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://sfstory.free.fr/images/Rencontres3etype/15.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 10 December 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh fuck you, Cutty.

Perpetua?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 10 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

lly fat?

― bad boys II (hb262), Monday, 11 December 2006 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf is going on in that .gif it is cracking me up completely FYI

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I really wish LJ stood for LiveJournal.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, that gif is mind-blowing

when the dude eating box in the background turns around with his "huh? what's going on?" expression... lol 4th wall is shattered

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i14.tinypic.com/4fytjiw.gif

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I think we should make a GIFCRITIC blog.... what say you all?

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

no the best part is the girl who's box is getting eaten has this fantastic look of shock on her face.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

jon you are a NERD. I like it.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Meanwhile Gspot girl is TOTAL ZOMBIE all the way through. Face and body at total disconnect.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate the goddamn web filters at work.

fuuuuck, crashing hard post-lunch. i wish there was a coffee fairy.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I seem to recall JW mentioning wanting to start a ZINE featuring nothing but animated .gifs. I would totally take that off the rack.

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that's the thing, it's like did this girl have a seizure or something? Cos shit it seems like everyone else in the room should've expected that otherwise.

this is still favorite all time porny gif thos
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8669/peternorthspankwp9.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

it's like he's been hyptnotized.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 11 December 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I know!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i heartily endorse .gif blog.

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

hmmm

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i've actually seen the whole video of squirt.jpg

― this is cutty (mcutt), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ysi?

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/59025-1/Picarddisgust.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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