Total Babes Lawyering All Around Me

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: NYU School of Law has the highest concentration of beautiful women of any institution in the world, including porn and modeling institutions. And a lot of them are exotic sexxxy foreign broads too!

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i vote union sr whole foods mid-afternoonish

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

you are in law school?

― this is cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope there's babes at med school. somehow i don't think this will be the case

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

you like as!an babes?

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

no I just work here xpost

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, and indians!

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to set up a hidden camera so I can become a law-student voyeur. I love peeking over the carrels in the library to check out the hotties as they print out 10000000000 page PDFs

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

There's only one ugly woman in this law school and she's old, fat, and white, and bleached-haired, and heavily-makeup'd. She is constantly cursing at the computers and asking my where the hidden temporary files are.

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope there's babes at med school. somehow i don't think this will be the case

loyola med school is packed with them, at least 85% of them are long and tall and make me smile and sigh each day until i remember i'm a decade older than them. then my envy of their youth and beauty switches to resenting myself for growing old and ugly.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

my former building manager was this mad hot blonde med student. she had a party once and invited a few med student friends over, they were also hot. i was not invited to this party. but i saw the arrivals.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ex-donkey.mu.nu/archives/Crush%20Your%20Head.jpg

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

dude that is pretty creepy. (xpost)

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

HOLY COW
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile2/1813/9/n5302829_24735.jpg

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

it was pretty hard to miss them from my vantage point, with binoculars and a ladder

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, I lie. but on average?

― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/images/294vc.jpg

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I IMAGINE MED SCHOOL IS MOSTLY LIKE THIS:

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

^ like this

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I IMAGINE ~~MED SCHOOL~~ HEAVEN IS MOSTLY LIKE THIS:

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I IMAGINE MY WORK IS MOSTLY LIKE THIS ^

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

dammit

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

one med student i knew told a story about getting drunk with patch adams (the actual douche the movie was based on). not so heavenly.

― latebloomer's ice rink of martyrdom (clonefeed), Saturday, 9 December 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I IMAGINE MED SCHOOL IS MOSTLY LIKE THIS:

god i hope so

― grbchv! (gbx), Saturday, 9 December 2006 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

new goal: to be dude in that video
sunglasses DOWN
beard growth SWARTHY
commence poplocking NOW

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 December 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

How do I do vocal production like that video? Also can someone ysi some Bhangra? I love Bhangra!!!! (I perfected my dancing skills at the Indian cultural group afterparties in college)

― jw (ex machina), Saturday, 9 December 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

mela represent!

my law firm has a few hot chicks, but not tons. i think because ip law attracts science majors, who are not necessarily the most babliest of college girlz.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dere

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I MEAN: HI DERE I FINISH 1 SEMESTER

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

SEMESTER THE MOLESTER

― amon (amon), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

total babes puppeteering all around me

― and what (ooo), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep hearing the thread title to the tune of "C.R.E.A.M."

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link

TORTS LOL

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

med school : hot nurses

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 22 December 2006 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope you lawyered well

― this is cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 December 2006 03:04 (seventeen years ago) link

once my torts professor got a boner in class, probably because i'm such a babe. i didn't even notice though :(

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Friday, 22 December 2006 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahaha

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 22 December 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

how did you find out he had one then?

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 22 December 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep hearing the thread title to the tune of "C.R.E.A.M."

hahaha you can even shout TBLAAM! instead of CREAM!

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

tehresa what ip farm do you work for

― this is cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ all of this

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

total babes lawyerin all around me blam babeas corpus
wit da shyster grill y'all

ok I stop now

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 22 December 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty, i work for f¢hs

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 22 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know what that is

get me a job tho

― this is cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 December 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

f1tzp4tr1ck, c3ll4, h4rp3r & sc1nt0

can you do ip stuff?

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

it's my specialty

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 23 December 2006 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa

― obi strip (sanskrit), Saturday, 23 December 2006 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

tehresa, is that place in rock center? i may have paralegalized there for a minute when i was jobless after 9/11. sounds familiar.

― obi strip (sanskrit), Saturday, 23 December 2006 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

xxxxxpost i knew he had one because everyone on the left side of the room was blabbing about the boner

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Saturday, 23 December 2006 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link

my sis just got offered a post-graduation job at f15h und r1chard50n doing pharma IP stuff

i predict professional tension at the dinner table in the coming years

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Saturday, 23 December 2006 06:07 (seventeen years ago) link

also, is starting north of 130k and is a total babe. get in line, boys*.

* j/k, i will beat you up.

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Saturday, 23 December 2006 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ja obi it's @ 30 rock.

cutty, are you done with lawyering school now?

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 23 December 2006 07:43 (seventeen years ago) link

also, is starting north of 130k and is a total babe. get in line, boys*.

myspace plz, i am eligible bachelor

i'll be done in may, tehresa--if rock star doesn't work out i'll need to lawyer to pay the billz

― this is cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 23 December 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

did you want to wait til may to work or start sooner?
i think they are pretty big on hiring law students.
they are big fans of people who write really well.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i am an amazing writer, as you can tell from my ILX work

― this is cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 24 December 2006 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

and your tight girl pants

― baccarat heads spice pushka underdog official texas holdem bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 24 December 2006 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you should include some of your ilx zings of mickey in your writing sample

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 24 December 2006 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

lawyers are paid to zing

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 24 December 2006 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link

and doctors to heal the zings

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 24 December 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ip is all bro where I am

OLDA SCOTIA

― cozeny (cozeny), Sunday, 24 December 2006 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

= shite

tho cutty - awes = ip, where I am = shite

as said

― cozeny (cozeny), Sunday, 24 December 2006 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

not a lot of zings in ip i'm guessing

― baccarat heads spice pushka underdog official texas holdem bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 24 December 2006 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty, dunno how much pull i'd have since i've only been there 2 months but one of my bosses is a managing partner and he seems to like me a lot so maybe there's hope?

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 24 December 2006 04:32 (seventeen years ago) link

so is medical school actually like that video but with cadavers or what

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Sunday, 24 December 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

well teh resa, if you could put in a good word, i would assure you admin status on noize brd for life

― this is cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 24 December 2006 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

well cut ty, if you are serious, etc., i guess email me info about your background, areas of interest/practice, what yer looking for, etc. whenever you are ready to enter the workforce.

but good luck with the rockstar stuff! so much more exciting!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 24 December 2006 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

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