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most awkward shit ever

wow that makes it doubly weird that you were in the can when it happened

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

sleep, is she hot?

― amon (amon), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

339. coworker getting completely shitfaced at lunch (read: she could not form complete words, let alone sentences) and trying to make out with me. most awkward shit ever -- can't wait to go back to work next week!

-- false cat (enemy.airshi...), December 29th, 2006. (sleep) (later) (link)

wow you really do need this happy hour drink! my eggs are almost ready, i will be with you shortly!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

lall @ "my eggs"

― amon (amon), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

: D

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link

342. still on hold. on plus side, on second beer at airport bar.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

343. suddenly not being okay AT ALL with the whole "yr life has changed in one day" thing

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

(admittedly it's not exactly on the level of waking up to 'hey, you have cancer' or 'your mom is dead' or 'you have to move out of your house, divvy up yr possessions and pets, and travel 2900 miles across the country' but goddamn i hate this shit.)

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

344. also suddenly remembering just how much i hated this city this summer and how much i wanted out

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

345. back still hurts

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

346. still stuck in albuquerque.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

347. scalp razor burn

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

348. bank account continued to be compromised even after i cancelled my cards, meaning the thieves are accessing the account directly. hammer time motherfuckers!! stupid regional bank is going down! and most of the unauthorized debits were to the same companies?? no! i am not buying vitamins online! or pulp novels!

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 30 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

349. may get to leave albequerque in, like, three hours or so.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

sleep, is she hot?

not really

― false cat (sleep), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

damn joel

― false cat (sleep), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i know, i misspelled albuquerque!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

tsk...

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

did you know that albuquerque used to have two r's?!? it's TRUE!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

CRAZY

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe you're still at the airport

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

though two r's in albuquerque... pretty crazy too

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you have been at the airport for like three days

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

minor bummer

350. will likely not get to see gorgeous half-italian half-indian not-really relation (aunt-in-law's brother's daughter) again, maybe ever. we really hit it off at the christmas party. this should probably be an ehhhhhhhhh but fuck, dudes, she's HOT

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

two days, learn to count.

351. i might make it back to nyc just in time for new year's eve! aka my least favorite holiday in nyc ever!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever nye is best holiday because it is TBDAY

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

that is true anywhere in the world, tho. and anywhere else in the world is better than nyc on nye.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go to sydney for nye... fireworks over harbor!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

is it already your birthday there tho? confusing with the idl and all that.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, it is 1 pm there!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM AUSTRALIA

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link

OZ WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU WELL WISHES ON THIS MOST AUSPICIOUS ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BIRTHING

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

THANKS DUDEZ

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

that was rude of me, to speak for a whole continent like that.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i probably shouldn't have put a word in for an entire fictional parallel universe

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

OK FINE I TAKE BACK MY THANKS JESUS

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

352. violent food sickness

i was at roberto's, asked for a chicken taco. i got a chicken taco, except there was hardly any boiled chicken in it. and next to the taco, inside the wrapper, in a little pocket of lettuce and cheese that had fallen out of the taco shell, was a great big ... fried ... thing. it looked a little bit like a big fried squid. which was weird, because they don't make fried squid at this taco shop, just fried fish tacos, which isn't what i had ordered.

so anyway, i was like, "whatever, compliments of the chef" and popped it into my mouth. it was ok, a bit chewy. figured it was a piece of chicken skin or something that had fallen into the fryer with the taco shell and ended up in my food.

well, like i said, now i am violently ill. was it FRIED RAT???

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god i think i'm going to be violently ill now, too!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

it looked very innocent at the time. it was a lot less gross than that jpeg.

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

:\ sorry yer sick dude

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

me too, i already only have half an intestine as it is!!

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

bit of fat, probably

xp ya that is a bummer

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

BARF BAG STYLES

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

time for vahid to xXGoVeganXx

― amon (amon), Sunday, 31 December 2006 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you got the gringo treatment for ordering a chicken taco

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Sunday, 31 December 2006 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

mexicans eat chicken tacos too!!

OTOH only gringos eat:

1) rolled tacos
2) fish tacos
3) soft tacos

people claim mexicans don't eat burritos but that's just nonsense. everybody eats burritos here!!

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

fun fact for east coasters

now there is a cart in south park serving "mexican hot dog" until 2 am. i think they are just WRAPPED in bacon, and not prepared in AUTHENTIC TIJUANA STYLE

authentic tijuana style

1. put hot dog on stick
2. dip hot dog in lard
3. roll hot dog in BACOS
4. deep-fry

OK this is not actually authentic tijuana style but i did actually see a dude w/ a cart in tijuana doing this

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

what is the music on this thread? I had this tab open at the same time as opening a video of Duran Duran Duran and I thought this was the song the dude was playing. disappointing

oh yeah, bummer. I listened to a Hold Steady song. wtf! this is the worst fucking band I've heard, they are, like, panic at the disco for comic book guys in record stores

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ime for vahid to xXGoVeganXx
-- amon (...), December 31st, 2006. (later)

i am considering a GUTS CRISIS tattoo on my face

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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