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224. out of drugs.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hey nick, what school does he go to? i know people who know people who can make some second graders sleep with the fishes in the ohio, bro.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

(Hawth0rne)

has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

aw nicka sorry bout little dude's probs :( kids are awful!

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 14 December 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa dude did you know that when i worked at p!zz@ hut back in, like, 1992 i would occasionally deliver pizzas to that school?!?!?

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha right on

has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

just one call, and kiddies be getting poisoned pepperonis, just say the word bro.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you make the brats smell your feet?

friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

225. dad's trial: day four of jury deliberations, still no verdict

bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

226. Power management unit on laptop = DEAD

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ RIGHT IN TIME FOR FINALS.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

227. suffering from jfk-style hangover without benefit of getting really drunk last night.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

JFK style??? a piece of your head is hangin loose??

Dr M (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

it feels like the back of my skull has been blown off by a high powered rifle.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

228. two very painful sores on the back of my neck

latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

facial hair in intermediate disgusting stage

jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

229. douchey alternateen indie guy at work keeps humming ESG basslines real loud

obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

you work with jon?

ian (orion), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, it could be booka shade basslines

friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

zingZANGzong

obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that an example?

David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i would expect an example to be less dynamic

friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

230. having trouble keeping eyes open/yawning non-stop. 8 days of 4 hours of sleep or less catching up with me in a big big way.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

225b ...and jury deliberations will continue into next week.

bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

eeks

what kind of suit is it?

baby wizard sex (gbx), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

The CD drive on my laptop keeps fucking up, and my awesome father-in-law died this morning.

Andy_K (Andy_K), Saturday, 16 December 2006 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

232 (?) $girl being upset

jw (ex machina), Saturday, 16 December 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

233. the one that got away is joining a cult

jw (ex machina), Sunday, 17 December 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

234. LAPTOP STILL BROEK.

also JW doesn't existence of $girl negate caring about 233?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 17 December 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

just, you know, saying, if some guy I was seeing was obsessing over
"the one that got away" still I would fuck him up hardcore.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i think its alright to be concerned about someone joining a cult

baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

SILENCE, I AM HAVING A BAD WEEK MONTH LIFE.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

To be fair, this is like the one that got away twice removed

jw (ex machina), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what?

so she is like the third one that got away?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT IS WORSE, JON, NOT BETTER.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

235. X-Mas party fallout (one word: bleargh)

David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

OH LIKE YOU'VE EVER "CAUGHT" ONE

jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I CATCH THEM ALL THE TIME. BTW SHE SAYS HI.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 18 December 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

236. dirty santa suckage. bro stealing the pac man fever lp from me in disco fever and then me ending up with drink coasters.

msp, Monday, 18 December 2006 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

267. plans to visit cousin's family out in suburbs fell apart

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 18 December 2006 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link

268. MASSIVE HEADACHE PREVENTING SLEEP

jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 07:35 (seventeen years ago) link

269. Local deli / bistro right down my street (made the best fried rice ever; proprietor referred to me as "that white dude" & tried to get me drunk on his paella) just put up a RESTAURANT 4 SALE sign.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

48224. Kingfish needs to put on his counting shoes.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

241. up all night with weird fever... asthma at all-time low... shitty month in general for obv reasons... BUMMERZ

a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

242. harsh ultimatums from "one that got away" involving making some kind of "decision" about "what i want to do with my life" :(:(:(
243. deadline for ultimatum tied to bummer #225, for lots of complicated reasons

bell labs (bell_labs), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

drunk on his paella

UH...

has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link


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