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guys i just leave some dental floss at work. this is weird but it is better than resorting to a dollar bill or an earring

― v (sleep), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

218. Rare White Dolphin Declared As Extinct

rest in peace, my vision-impaired friend

http://www.sulinet.hu/kornyezetvedelem/cikkek/vegveszelyben/baiji_felfin5.jpg

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yea wtf creepos, vic otm

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

You aren't going to get infections unless you somehow jam the post INTO your ear, causing a new, open wound and not into the proper hole. That's just madness, just don't be a spazz and you're fine.

(Note: I have never actually used an earring to clean my teeth; Laurel, that's completely bizarre)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

219. speaking of teeth, one of my fillings is coming loose

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://blog.baiji.org/2006/12/13/the-race-goes-on/

:( RIP GYGAX

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have a "work."

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I have dental floss in easy reach at work, ever since I got crowns (HI JB) my teeth have started saving something for later.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I am not even capable of converting m4a files to mp3.

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I am a helpless old person a la guy in wheelchair in Australian outback (don't you tell me what I can't do!).

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"you're gonna miss me" in that dell commercial is awesome, wtf

― amon (amon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

220. i hate life so much

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/47976-1/ptiew.jpg

― amon (amon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

221. life, 1; ian, 0.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:11 (seventeen years ago) link

ptiew ptiew indeed, amon, ptiew ptiew indeed.

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:16 (seventeen years ago) link

222. Missing ATM card, 1; me, 0.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.masada2000.org/AGONY.jpg

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

223. 3 hours sleep

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

223+. 1 1/2 hours (drunken, still-wearing-shoes) sleep

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

In fact I have had these same shoes/socks on for more than 24 hours at this point.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i am going sockless today because my only pair that's NOT at the laundromat is so disgusting that i just can't do it.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm re-wearing these stockings today -- the toes were a little crusty when I pulled them out of the laundry.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

nicka, ian and laurel(!) reppin the dirt bag style

― v (sleep), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes but they're fishnets, so there's not much "toe" to them. Plus the foot crust always softens up after a bit and you don't even notice anymore.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been wearing the same shit all week. FINALS, BABY

― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

SON GOT BEAT UP AT SCHOOL. ON THE VERGE OF DRIVING TO LOUISVILLE RIGHT NOW AND KICKING SOME ASSHOLE SECOND GRADERS IN THE FUCKING FACES.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been wearing the same shit all week. FINALS, BABY

been there

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no!!!

not hurt too bad, right??

xpost

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think so, mostly his self-esteem. He wants me to get him in a karate class, I happen to have a friend who is a Shaolin instructor.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

poor little dude

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

224. out of drugs.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hey nick, what school does he go to? i know people who know people who can make some second graders sleep with the fishes in the ohio, bro.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

(Hawth0rne)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

aw nicka sorry bout little dude's probs :( kids are awful!

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 14 December 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa dude did you know that when i worked at p!zz@ hut back in, like, 1992 i would occasionally deliver pizzas to that school?!?!?

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha right on

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

just one call, and kiddies be getting poisoned pepperonis, just say the word bro.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you make the brats smell your feet?

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

225. dad's trial: day four of jury deliberations, still no verdict

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

226. Power management unit on laptop = DEAD

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ RIGHT IN TIME FOR FINALS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

227. suffering from jfk-style hangover without benefit of getting really drunk last night.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

JFK style??? a piece of your head is hangin loose??

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

it feels like the back of my skull has been blown off by a high powered rifle.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

228. two very painful sores on the back of my neck

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

facial hair in intermediate disgusting stage

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

229. douchey alternateen indie guy at work keeps humming ESG basslines real loud

― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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