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189. awake

― grbchv! (gbx), Sunday, 10 December 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

190. being back at home means i have to listen to my mom recall the most banal details of her life to anyone and everyone she can ensnare into conversation ("i got this handbag as a gift but i didn't like it so i went to bloomingdale's to exchange it and do you know how much it cost? TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS! for an ugly handbag! can you imagine??" three times i've heard this story already, and i've only been home since friday night.)

― boo you whore (get bent), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

the worst part is how she spins these stories into 20 minute monologues. she's on the phone and she's STILL talking about the handbag.

― boo you whore (get bent), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

three times i've heard this story already....

Keeping the Yiddishkeit alive since 1977!

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

1976!

― boo you whore (get bent), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, I guess it is still 2006! Soz, JB. My own 30th birthday seems like it was several years ago.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Soz, JB

no worries luv

― ir-m (get bent), Sunday, 10 December 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

slocki: much love. i kinda feel like if one more person dies, gets sick, drops out of sight, moves, goes crazy, or whatever i'm writing off this year completely.

and on a totally lighter note:

191. had that gross "just woke up from a nap" groggy feeling all friggin weekend.
192. at work.

― strongo, Sunday, 10 December 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

193. Lonely. Failing. Fuck.

― the table is the table (trees), Sunday, 10 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks strongo.

the funeral is done, the eulogy went OK i think but when got to the cemetery, you're never gonna believe this, but they had dug up the wrong plot!! so it was a bit of a comedy of errors, the actual burial part. luckily it got straightened out. and honestly it's a pretty funny story.

here's a thing about my friend:

http://www.montrealmirror.com/2006/113006/rex.html

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Sunday, 10 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Take care, slocki (& strongo) (& every1)!

194. Got beeped for work crap because some folks don't know when other folks are running COBOL procedures that are going against tables that will be unavailable during the weekend. Fart in my mouth.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i love that you say 'folks'

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

195. I do NOT want to go back to my job Monday.. ugh. time to practice saying "no" to people w/o getting all bent out of shape about it. "hey I think the menu should go over there can you move those links and add that to the site and blah blah blah"
"NO"

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

196. moms coming home and finding dads dead on treadmills. (just happened to a friend of mine's mom+dad. dude had a good heart. but evidentally, maybe not as good as they thought. zoinks.)

i feel the work vibes on the last few. that one i posted about above... they did offer me the job. i think i'm gonna take it and just take my chances. had a good talk with my direct boss. for the first time in 6 years, i'll have group health coverage and paid time off. == shocking.
m.

― msp, Monday, 11 December 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

treadmills are almost as dangerous as leaf-raking and shovelling snow for the old folks.

― the table is the table (trees), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

also, my condolences to yrs.

― the table is the table (trees), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

197. superdrive does not work
198. wtf computer why u fail me all tiem

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 11 December 2006 07:25 (seventeen years ago) link

199. depression beats coffee.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

200. incapable of competence in any endeavor

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Solidarity in being all-thumbs, Nick.

201. Dragging my feet on:
- a. freelance writing work
- b. unpacking my CDs

- c. throwing out boxes
- d. moving shit into basement storage
- e. becoming a productive member of society

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

- b1. re-orging & stashing away my comixxx

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

as i am at my folks' house this week i may do b1) myself!

we're talking all my comics from like circa 1989 here

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no msp, i'm sorry

― friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

202. esteban is dead

― friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

203. used up my christmas gift card in one fell swoop(but finished shopping for most for family)

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

204. Someone at my work (who I don't know) died after fighting a mystery infection for two weeks in hospital. The informal word is that she got sick after getting a flu shot, and docs couldn't figure it out/fight it. Only 27 yrs old.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh serious bummer :(

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

And scary. Presumably she was healthy before-hand.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus

― strongo (temp.) (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

that is why i ~~live~~hide in a swamp

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

AFFCAP (as far from civilization as possible)

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It might have been Guillain-Barre Syndrome. My dad got that after a flu shot. Got a little sick a few days later, and within half a week, he could hardly walk or lift a fork. Perfectly healthy at the time.

Which is why being AFFCAP and avoiding flu shots is really the only option.

― the table is the table (trees), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that seems pretty treatable, though

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 03:07 (seventeen years ago) link

first-world hospitals play host to lots of new pathogens, kind of scary

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

205. in the absence of nyquil, taking dayquil at night is a bad idea

― boo you whore (get bent), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 06:17 (seventeen years ago) link

206. Bro-down booze-em-up bar trivia night tradition ruined by MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL trivia. Bullshit.

― John Justen wishes you all waterfalls of poppage. (John Justen), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 07:47 (seventeen years ago) link

207. last two chicks i've been interested in are either playing for the other team or faking it real well

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link

leo, people die from it all the time. it's like lou gehrig's disease but kills you faster if you don't catch it.

― the table is the table (trees), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

208. pwned by finals

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

209. spontaneous bloody nose while sitting at my desk.
209a. said spontaneous bloody nose is caused by dry air.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

210. cut my finger tonight w/ sharp knife while dicing bacon

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:19 (seventeen years ago) link

crosspost w/:D thread: BACON!

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

good bacon too: the niman ranch applewood smoked kind!

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh. i've only got cheap-o bacon right now. gonna splurge on local organic thick slab pepper stuff after finals are over.

ditto wine and other meats.

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

jbr, your new ilx name is lolsational.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:53 (seventeen years ago) link

locked user lfam by grbchv! (:D)

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i just gave you a yellow card, c'mon

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just having a bad day

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

211. 13th floor elevator song in a dell ad

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh shit, I've seen that ad so many times, and it makes me sad every day. Roommate G doesn't appreciate the crime. :(

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link

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