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According to a book called "Uncommon Uses for Common Househod Objects", you can put a coffee can + candle + matches in yr trunk so you'll always have a source of heat & light! Actually I was thinking it might be even more useful to put some charcoal briquettes in there too.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, since the car is overheating, perhaps I can warm myself next to it after it catches fire.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

144. ds stolen.

― creme, Monday, 4 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

OH LAME, I FEEL FOR YOU. I miss my DS every day. ;_;

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

145. number of roommate's promises for return from weekend with fam (1. would have rent dopesack, 2. would have mess from stove-left-on-all-night mess cleaned up, 3. would have not accidentally drunkenly saved over my Chrono Trigger New Game+ file, 4. would have not accidentally drunkenly recorded something sloppy/retarded over one of my 4-track Xmas song tapes) fulfilled = zero.

146. babymama putting up fight re: who gets the boy Xmas morning, even though A) she gets a week off work whereas I have 0 vacation days, and B) she has had him Xmas morning 4 years running...I am about to raise first official ruckus of post-togetherness parenting era

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

147. licensing board shutting me down until January, since the meeting they had on Friday was not, apparently, a "real meeting." I am supposed to start work soon.

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't fucking believe it. Since the whole goddamn thing is "hypothetical" anyway, you should be able to present a HYPOTHETICAL certification and start fucking savings people's lives. Don't you think?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think the insurance company would see it the same way

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Lame.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, that is teh suck

― the table is the table (trees), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

it is so motherfucking cold up here and this isn't even the half of it.

pretty minor compared to a lot of stuff here, but damn. stay stron gais.

― Kenneth Branagh (gcannon), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

word to that. i think i have an ice-cream headache from walking a half-mile toward the wind earlier.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

148. Eerie, Indiana disc 3 came in mail BROEK IN HALFF. WTF USPS.

― nza forgot his password, Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that happened to me yesterday, jaymc. i keep on drinking hot liquids to quell the pain.

― the table is the table (trees), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Car repairs (initial estimate) $400
Car value (my fucking estimate) $500
hahahahahahafuckme.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

149. it's past 3am, why so hot???

― haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

150. still at work
150.a. answering insipid emails
150.a.i. from fat people
150.a.ii. asking for fat people sizes "DO YOU HAVE THIS IN A 6XL??"
150.a.iii. obviously stupid because all available sizes are listed
150.a.iv. fat people getting uppity about their demographic & not understanding that i can't "custom order one"
150.b. retail dept. is understaffed
150.b.i. despite repeated assurances that we would "have help during the holiday rush"
150.b.ii. managerial staff if busy with wholesale stuff & couldn't give a shit
150.b.iii. yet somehow manages to justify crankiness that we aren't meeting last year's sales numbers
150.c. I AM A FUCKING DRONE. BUZZ BUZZ THEN DIE.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

151. final cut pro quicktime export white screen of death bullshit
152. i hate you
153. i really hate you

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

154. gene ray seems to be getting meaner in recent timecube updates

― milton parker (milton parker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

what's up with 151 bundgee.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

155. Hamburger Eyes is too expensive those greedy fux

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i knew. every time i export my video, i get a file with perfect audio and then video that is just white. which is IRONIC because i am editing episodes of the cosby show. still, a big bummer. i tried rashing my preferences and fcp seems to run better but i won't know if the problem is solved until i export my video again.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hynkle.com/images/hate1.jpg

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i have fixed 151. i take it all back.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

what was the problem?

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

and then video that is just white. which is IRONIC because i am editing episodes of the cosby show

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

not really sure, but after trashing my preferences and upgrading quicktime, the problem went away. i also switched my scratch disk to my local drive. now i just need to figure out how to get FCP to automatically resize my clip up to 640x480 while exporting...

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, the real problem is that the cosby show is whiter than i'd like. i can't buy the plot if they're trying to pass dizzy gillespie off as vanessa's music teacher but they have him blow out his cheeks as soon as he enters the room and for some reason rudy knows exactly who he is and is very excited to see him even though she wouldn't be excited at all to see a teacher of vanessa's. ugh.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

RE: LAST IMAGE? WAIT DO THEY ONLY HATE SOME JEWS?!?!

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

156. maintenance dudes that show up at inconvenient times like during wednesday morning of finals week when i'm half-dressed and my place looks like a tornado hit it

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

157. just utterly, morbidly, ready-for-the-sanitarium depressed these days
158. inside of stomach feels like bouncy castle 24-7

― strongo, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

159. That feeling of dread in pit of stomach since morning. Don't know why.

― the table is the table (trees), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

160. watched a sting op right outside my place about 10 minutes ago

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

161. coming down with something (maybe caught it off you sic fucks at the bar on saturday)
162. would love to sleep it off, but i have to do laundry and pack, plus my take-home final questions just got posted and i have 24 hours to answer them

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

jeebs do what i do: take cold-fx, drink chicken soup, eat raw garlic (optional) and listen to sugar minott. will fix you right up

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"soooooooo much trouble in si-nus"

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"virus ago feel it when i drink emergen-c"

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

take care strongo

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Jess, does yr insurance cover psych? Check yourself in, bro. Just for a week or something -- just don't forget that the option is open to you. My sister did it once, when suicide seemed pressingly certain. All ended well. Find a center/ward near you and get their number, just in case.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, dude, take care of yourself. We need you in prime form when nu-ilx reopens to destroy shitty ILM threads. Seriously.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.compuwing.com/hug/hug2.gif http://www.compuwing.com/hug/hug2.gif

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

163. waiting for a job offer. about to get it. i realized today that i'm not the guy they need.

― mspa, Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

164. life's general mediocrity and lack of positive climactic events.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 7 December 2006 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link

by which i mean to say
EVERY GODDAMN DAY IS THE SAME, AND I'M GETTING SICK OF IT.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 7 December 2006 06:40 (seventeen years ago) link

165. Fucking gloom of winter and days where it is constantly overcast, and darkness overwhelming by 5. +164

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 7 December 2006 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

166. rurairi is a lurker! dude, post!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 7 December 2006 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

167. Cheap-ass anti-bacterial soap @ work fucks w/ my hands; makes them dry up & produce some weird-ass skin-cracking watery pustules; doc's remedies (RUB SOME ROIDS ON IT) does NOTHING.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

168. not paying attention to balance end of last month + loosing some cash last fri = really really broke till next week.

yet, bills due NOW..

grrrr, it hurts to be an idiot

― bb (bbia), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

169. dear jon emails.... maybe?

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

170. lost a cake copywriting job because I forgot to send a short email to a client saying "I will talk to you about this later on in the week." Instead, the client thinks I've gone AWOL and hires someone else behind my back. Summarily dismisses me with an email saying "i have hired another writer." It isn't the loss of this particular job that's the problem, it's the fact that my buddies who lined me up with the work will think I'm an irresponsible idiot and not hire me anymore.

― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

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