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97. Last night I dreamt I was trapped in the DPRK and Kim Jong Il was in love with me.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man #96... you have to admit that's kind of hilarious.

hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it is! i had to sneak into an empty unlocked apartment in my building this morning to take a shower, though ; (

deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh thats priceslessly annoying

bb, Friday, 1 December 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

98. intense irritation/itching in the following places: earlobes & backsides of ears, flesh surrouding eyes, outer lip area...freaking out a little

drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Just took a benadryl, hoping it's just an allergic reaction to, um, something.

drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

it's ok, JJ, i don't have high bucks

grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

99. Work-related BUMMERZ mean I can't go to my nephews' house tonight & show them the joy & beauty of Lego Star Wars II on the XBox 360.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

100. surgical boot looks like an a-shoe

^@^ (map), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

101. I JUST GOT CALLED ABOUT IMPORTANT WORK SHIT

AT MIDNIGHT EST

HOLY FUCK IT'S A GOOD THING FOR MY FUCKASS INSURANCE COMPANY I'M A LOSER

David RER (Frank Fiore), Saturday, 2 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

102. Left party alone.

Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 2 December 2006 08:36 (seventeen years ago) link

103a. In midst of bad legal process due to own stupidity. (don't tip that bottle before you get behind the wheel, folks).
103b. Cannot drive.
103c. I foresee massive debt.

trees (trees), Saturday, 2 December 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

104. I'M IN YER BELLY, GIVIN U FOOD POISONING

ian (orion), Saturday, 2 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

105. fell asleep at 10 on friday, slept til almost 11 this morning. still feel like teh sick and have to work tonight and tomorrow night (hi, no weekend) :-\

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

106. 3yr relationship (probably) ending.

grady (grady), Saturday, 2 December 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

107. was lured out last night by promises of karaoke, but we never ended up going to the karaoke bar (we did have a pretty good time tho; the evening ended with me drinking miller lite out of a can in one hand and ethiopian honey wine from a really nice wine glass in the other hand)

durdt bagge stijl (get bent), Saturday, 2 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

107a. i can never go to karaoke anymore cause it's super late on tuesdays and i haft get up early on wednesdays
107b. still have never tried ethiopean wine!

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 December 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

108. woke up with unidentifiable green blob on my pillow and realized i'd SLEPT ON MY GUM

durdt bagge stijl (get bent), Saturday, 2 December 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

gum pillow

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trees (trees), Saturday, 2 December 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

109. car needs various things replaced before next year's inspection, goodbye 300-500 dollars.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 2 December 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

110. couldn't talk family out of pre-pre-Christmas dinner at Red Lobster

milo (milo), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

jbrs on dates

102 = my entire life

grbchv! (gbx), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

102 = everyone's life.

111. surprise visit at work

ian (orion), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

112. so alone

latebloomer (clonefeed), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

see all other bummers

grbchv! (gbx), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

103a. In midst of bad legal process due to own stupidity. (don't tip that bottle before you get behind the wheel, folks).
103b. Cannot drive.
103c. I foresee massive debt.

The worst of all bummers. Mine didn't cost me much (relatively - $700 fine, $300 lawyer-friend discount), but the whole thing was fucked (double-fucked because I was under 21 - over 21 I could have pled down). Also spent a little time in teh jail because I had chronic breathing problems and couldn't complete my community service/work release.

It kept me from drinking at all for almost three years and I won't even look at booze if there's a chance I'll drive.

milo (milo), Sunday, 3 December 2006 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

113. holiday shopping retardedness.

stores visited: 5
items found and purchased: 0

m.

msp, Sunday, 3 December 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

114a. the wife chewing me out for buying her presents for the holidays. never in my freakin life would i have thought that "Don't buy me anything this year" would result in bullshit if i chose to ignore it. one of the gifts: a $20 travel guide to flippin ethiopia... she wants more than anything to adopt a little girl from there and i've been totally weirded out by another kid, etc etc... but finally have sorta come around... and this was my way of telling her. fuck. score zero for sweetness.

in her defense, her thinking of course is, "bastard keeps spending money we need to go to ethiopia!"

114b. spending the rest of your life with ANYBODY = pita. (at least occasionally.) ((okay, maybe more than occasionally, but... ))
m.

msp, Sunday, 3 December 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Oy, the most annoying part of the party was there was a past make-out accomplice there who made a point of telling me he's started seeing someone and then walked away. Uh, get over yourself and have a conversation with me, we're at a friend's birthday party, fer chrissake?

Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Otherwise it was lovely; we drank wine out of bottles and danced to soul records in the smoking room and I just caught the last bus home for the next 45 minutes. I even cut the birthday cake CARLY-STYLE, thanks to her Monday night lessons.

Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

115. Polite conversation. Lose/lose.

Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

msp, your wife is Angelina Jolie and I claim my err...bottle of vodka.

Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link

are you drunk laurel?

ian (orion), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I am sober as a church mouse, I've only downed a few too many chips ahoys and some peppermint tea. I took a nap thinking I was going out later but then cancelled, so I'm a little bouncing off the counters right now. I might watch another movie.

Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:56 (seventeen years ago) link

it's already one! i watched a disc of arrested development seasons 2. i think i wanna go to bed soon :(

ian (orion), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

SLEEP TIGHT, NEIGHBOR.

Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

116. none o you clownz at Daddys at 2am

Dr M (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

117. absurdly broke just in time for holiday cheer
118. suicidal thoughts. often. worrisome.

strongo, Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

116a. Morbs don't have a cell phone

any posts complaining about xmas shopping COSIGN

jw (ex machina), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

solution to xmas shopping woes: be broke, do not buy anyone anything.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

119. drinking injuries
120. ex texting me about hitting on girls at the precise moment of lowest hangover self-loathing doom.

bell labs (bell_labs), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

121. went looking for 3BRs today in Bushwick...MISTAKE

blastocsyt (blastocyst), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

stay strong, strongo

friday (lfam), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

122. $400 check from ins co somewhere out there, but not in my mailbox.

Lauren (lauren), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

milo, tho that sucks fer you, i am glad that someone else can attest to the utter suckshittiness of the situation.

123. Absence of teh lf? Where is he?

(strongo, try to take a walk in the morning and drinking lots and lots of coffee. morning light (more than afternoon light) and coffee have been shown to improve one's spirits. though of course this simply justifies my desire for caffeine and distraction through motion)

trees (trees), Monday, 4 December 2006 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

124. ran into ex AGAIN today.
125. up since 5am being sick; still went into work the second half of the day.
126. roky erickson record i got is warped (this is only a half a bummer cuz i can get a replacement copy)

ian (orion), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

127. Life is full of humiliation. I don't know which is worse, the professional kind or the personal kind.

Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

128. still unemployed

t.weiss (t.weiss), Monday, 4 December 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

the bummerz are back with a vengeance it seems

grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

129. Feel like shit. Slept most of the way thru sunday. Shouldn't even be at work.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Monday, 4 December 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link


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