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(it depends how srsly one takes anything the dude sez)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel OTM. :D

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

78. being 6'4" in an office where the next tallest person is 5'10" has caused many tasks to become part of my job - restocking paper towels/toilet paper (because they are kept on high shelf [how they get up there to begin with I'll never know]), getting files from the insanely high top shelf in the file room upstairs, etc.

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

79. female piece of bong slide broke :(

― ian (orion), Friday, 1 December 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

80. stuff

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

81. AT WORK

― strongo, Friday, 1 December 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

82. high of 80F yesterday, snow today, stuck inside because the state shuts down at the thought of ice, sleet, snow or a cool breeze.

― milo (milo), Friday, 1 December 2006 06:16 (seventeen years ago) link

83. roomy might have to go, in the past week he has: borrowed my car without asking while I slept (drunk [again {with a suspended license}]), invited people over while I slept (loud people who have just come over after the closing of bars [which close at 2:30 am here]), brought drugs/drug users into my house I have specifically told him not to, and this morning I woke up to the smell of smoke, as he had fallen asleep with the stove on (judging by the fry batter detritus & black crust at bottom of pot, I think he was deep frying stuff to boot)

84. cannot exactly afford life right now w/o monthly rent payments made out to me

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

79. female piece of bong slide broke :(

-- ian (dr.carl.saga...), December 1st, 2006. (later) (link)

You can buy replacements for those! I have fixed about a million due to being clumsiest evar.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

85. late night call from ex after getting home from all-day funeral, early next morning hungover freezing rain

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

86. worst day EVER yesterday

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

87. in ur library, fallin asleep on ur desk

― durdt bagge stijl (get bent), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

88. Somehow a night of drinking & Wii turned into a night of shitty bars & foul company

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

89. i am worried about us all
90. like, four hours of sleep last night
91. think i'm getting sick
92. rocky balblow-a more like

― strongo, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

93. surgery + pneumonia

― ^@^, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

89. High buck offer on lap steel, which is :), except I was planning on selling to Gbx, and now he will hate me, which is :(

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no map :( you ok?

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

94. no more wire

― markp (map), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm mostly fine, just filled with hate and impediment

― markp (map), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

95. one-time hookup from september ROLLS HIS EYES AT ME in the street. not exactly brokenhearted but DAMN what a blow to the ego.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe he was about to have a seizure!

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be an embarrassing faux pas

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe he was having an internal monologue that went "what was i thinking when i let THAT one get away?" and then had to roll his eyes in disbelief.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

96. all week long these dudes have been replacing the pipes in my shower, sinks, and toilet. so i get home last night and see they've finally patched up the holes in my place. of course, they used one of my mixing bowls to mix grout, but that's minor compared to the fact that right now where i should have a showerhead there is a pristine, freshly patched wall because they forgot to put the damn thing back in, despite it sitting right in front of them.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

97. Last night I dreamt I was trapped in the DPRK and Kim Jong Il was in love with me.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man #96... you have to admit that's kind of hilarious.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it is! i had to sneak into an empty unlocked apartment in my building this morning to take a shower, though ; (

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh thats priceslessly annoying

― bb, Friday, 1 December 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

98. intense irritation/itching in the following places: earlobes & backsides of ears, flesh surrouding eyes, outer lip area...freaking out a little

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Just took a benadryl, hoping it's just an allergic reaction to, um, something.

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

it's ok, JJ, i don't have high bucks

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

99. Work-related BUMMERZ mean I can't go to my nephews' house tonight & show them the joy & beauty of Lego Star Wars II on the XBox 360.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

100. surgical boot looks like an a-shoe

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

101. I JUST GOT CALLED ABOUT IMPORTANT WORK SHIT

AT MIDNIGHT EST

HOLY FUCK IT'S A GOOD THING FOR MY FUCKASS INSURANCE COMPANY I'M A LOSER

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Saturday, 2 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

102. Left party alone.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 2 December 2006 08:36 (seventeen years ago) link

103a. In midst of bad legal process due to own stupidity. (don't tip that bottle before you get behind the wheel, folks).
103b. Cannot drive.
103c. I foresee massive debt.

― trees (trees), Saturday, 2 December 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

104. I'M IN YER BELLY, GIVIN U FOOD POISONING

― ian (orion), Saturday, 2 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

105. fell asleep at 10 on friday, slept til almost 11 this morning. still feel like teh sick and have to work tonight and tomorrow night (hi, no weekend) :-\

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

106. 3yr relationship (probably) ending.

― grady (grady), Saturday, 2 December 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

107. was lured out last night by promises of karaoke, but we never ended up going to the karaoke bar (we did have a pretty good time tho; the evening ended with me drinking miller lite out of a can in one hand and ethiopian honey wine from a really nice wine glass in the other hand)

― durdt bagge stijl (get bent), Saturday, 2 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

107a. i can never go to karaoke anymore cause it's super late on tuesdays and i haft get up early on wednesdays
107b. still have never tried ethiopean wine!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 December 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

108. woke up with unidentifiable green blob on my pillow and realized i'd SLEPT ON MY GUM

― durdt bagge stijl (get bent), Saturday, 2 December 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

gum pillow

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― trees (trees), Saturday, 2 December 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

109. car needs various things replaced before next year's inspection, goodbye 300-500 dollars.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 2 December 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

110. couldn't talk family out of pre-pre-Christmas dinner at Red Lobster

― milo (milo), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

jbrs on dates

102 = my entire life

― grbchv! (gbx), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

102 = everyone's life.

111. surprise visit at work

― ian (orion), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

112. so alone

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

see all other bummers

― grbchv! (gbx), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

103a. In midst of bad legal process due to own stupidity. (don't tip that bottle before you get behind the wheel, folks).
103b. Cannot drive.
103c. I foresee massive debt.

The worst of all bummers. Mine didn't cost me much (relatively - $700 fine, $300 lawyer-friend discount), but the whole thing was fucked (double-fucked because I was under 21 - over 21 I could have pled down). Also spent a little time in teh jail because I had chronic breathing problems and couldn't complete my community service/work release.

It kept me from drinking at all for almost three years and I won't even look at booze if there's a chance I'll drive.

― milo (milo), Sunday, 3 December 2006 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

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