missing u lxy & jergins' board

no one posted there anyway

;_;

good riddance cuntfaces

tsk

*suppresses laughter in library*

*chortles internally*

harbl!!!

Killing them with kindness was not working?

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upon reflection i take slight umbrage at being called cuntface.

if you're looking for an apology you've come to the wrong place

'cuntface' is a very naughty thing to say

good riddance max max max max

he's still here you dreadful girl.

my my

i'm sorry everyone :((((((((((((((

i hope that's not meant to depict an angry row of our faces.

I am feeling a bit miffed.

about looking a bit muffed.

well i was looking for an angry row of faces but all i found was this collage of bud seligs. i hope you like it.
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he looks angry in some of them. i'm not sure anything can convey my displeasure at this situation, though.

http://www.google.com/images/yellow_warning.gif No results found for "row of angry cuntfaces".

thanks man see u

am i going to be in trouble when jergins gets home :-\

i hope so, i <3 trouble.

and that is why i <3 you!

precisely why, in fact!

aw thank you, i <3 you too!

hAW

harbl, 'cuntface' is particular favourite of mine when it comes to swear words. i save it for special occasions when i really want to express my displeasure at a person/object.

do you deem this occasion appropriate?

lol

ladies nite up in the sandbox

if by 'special occasion', you mean 'any time you feel like it'

i <3 foulmouthed girls.

i'm still stuck on gun.gif. harbleto u said u are shaped like a milk carton. did u mean milk jug? also, u said u were a chick??

don't you have your own board to post on or something?

with site new answers u are in all boards @ once

<3 u jergins

aw sweetheart, i miss u most

i don't miss u or ur rapscallion ways.

things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;_;

jergins is a rough beast

jergins, that's not me. that's my boyfriend.

smoove, you aren't allowed to say cunt in america

yeah, i know. i'm holding off till i get my duel citizenship and can't be kicked out, then i'm gonna run down the streets shouting it through a megaphone.

hey everyone, instead of a normal human face, you have a cunt.

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hey lingbert, you are a fucking cunt

just kidding lingbert

i also really don't like "events" but that's separate

i didn't go to my (catholic) high school reunion but my best friend from school did and she regretted it, she said they were all as boring as ever.

one time a delegation of girls i didn't mind too much from my class came to me and pleaded with me to study for our final exams and beat this mean smug girl who was about to become top of the class (highest aggregate), they said they were all too thick to do it so i was their only chance, so i said i would see what i could do and i studied hard for two weeks and took out the prizes and then we were all bonded in jubilation over her sulky shocked face but the nuns were angry because i didn't deserve it because i was frequently unpunctual and disruptive to others.

frequently unpunctual and disruptive to others

lol, girlie, some things never change, huh! <#<3<3<3

haha, that's a great story estela! in 11th grade math i had a silent battle with a girl next to me because she was obnoxious and perfect and would correct the teacher if he ever made a mistake. every time we got a test back i would look at her paper to see if my grade was higher. it was fun when she sulked if she got a 97 or something. i think that was when i really started liking math. then i was mad when my brother went to prom with her.

lol you both would have loathed the girl who was going to be top of the class if i didn't act swiftly.

when i was in middle school this girl who used to be one of my 'best friends' suddenly turned on me and started this rumor that i was cheating and spread it all over the 7th grade and i had no friends for the 2nd half of that year, but really i wasn't cheating and i was just smarter than they were :(

here is a current picture of the offending party looking very smug with her toe-headed child:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1159/23/n12725211_5677.jpg

i wonder if i went to the reunion if i could cause a scene by bringing this up?

that probably depends on how you bring it up.

i think it's "tow-headed" unless you are karl rove and your head really does look like a toe

lol u rite maybe i am actually not smart :(

i think there are toes growing out the back of the kids head tho

Horns at least, if not toes.

also, that woman does not look like she's in her 20s

i never really understood what 'tow-headed' meant. or 'snaggle-toothed'

is it just me or is the sandbox slow as molasses lately? i'm bored.

we need to pick up our game.

it's a fine line btw on yr game and going overboard and i am now afraid of overborad :(

:(

oh sandbox

i'm reading final proofs of my friend's novel for him and i keep finding tiny wrong things and it needs to be done by the end of today because it's getting printed next week and launched the week after and i'm dying of tired eyes.

send all sandboxers 1 chapter and it will be done in no time at all!

gahhhhhhhhhhh so we both have the biggest fucking pet peeve about typos etc. in books, and when jordan was recently published in a magazine, they COMPLETELY MASSACRED his poem - lines missing, lines all wrong, typos - and it was really super distressing. and therefore we were ULTRA pedantic about proof reading our first project. we both must have read the poems 100x, easily. now, months later, i'm reading through the book again and i find TWO M-Fing typos!!! i am irked beyond belief.

on a happier note: a "love poem" jordan wrote for me is being published (not by us) in a miniature handmade hardcover book

p.s. sorry for the caps, harbl, i know u hate them but i LOVE LOVE LOVE them!

iirc, estela expected me to be more shouty in person, because of my excessive capslock use on ilx

lol urc

<3<3<3

haha it's the itr effect.

also congrats to mr. ytth!

i learned that jergins can be rly shouty if he wants.
not at all expected!

smoove i didn't notice until you pointed it out! i think your caps usage is reasonable here. typos are truly evil

missing u

missing u too

so suburban hard... not happening?

www.djcriscoke.com.... best dj in greenville EVER!

i had to take our dog to a different groomers for a hair cut because the previous one sold her business and then f. had a larry david incident with the new owner so i went elsewhere and the new dog groomer said, 'this haircut he's been getting is 30 years out of date!', i love the way life is an endless procession of fresh nonsense.

i had no idea he was walking around looking like the linda ronstadt of bichons.

nigh-abusive

you are the antipodean michael vick

you are the youtube commenter of the sandbox.

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l-r: lxy, jergins, max

i would like to hear more about this larry david incident.

i don't think i have the full story yet.

still reading proofs, it has been going on for days.

(and ilx about every 2 minutes because i am stuck at my desk and i have terrible concentration.)

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hi

hey lxy i really like rum more than i used to for sure. does that mean i'm getting old?

i do, too! i gotta give props to u, lx, because i hadn't had rum in years and now i am coming around :)

:)

I have upped my rum game 300% since knowing lxy and am always eyeing the dusty obscurely named bottles in the liquor store.

jergins are you back now?
missing u.