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Hot or nOT?! Seriously.

Confounded (Confounded), Saturday, 25 November 2006 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Very not. Voyeurism. Unknown rappers boasting about their diamond electric sockets, wtf? But also: weirdly compelling and mesmerising when come across accidentally while channel hopping.

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 25 November 2006 09:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's HOTT. There's nothing like seeing a gazillion cars in front of a cardboard house.

stevie nixed (stevienixed), Saturday, 25 November 2006 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Redman was even poorer than I thought he would be.

Confounded (Confounded), Saturday, 25 November 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I seem to remember Redman's most impressive asset being an entire (cheapshit) DVD shelf full of pr0n, or was that someone else?

Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 25 November 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

moby lived in some crap apartment

emily robinson (roxymuzak), Saturday, 25 November 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Moby was all high n' mighty about owning books and shit. "Nobody reads anymore! Look at my Klaus Kinski biography, blah blah blah"

Then there was another one where he was showing off his Scrabble board or something. We get it Moby, yr "SMART".

Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 25 November 2006 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

he's a fucking vegan whaddaya expect, guns and redman's porn?

trees (trees), Sunday, 26 November 2006 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet Moby has like a complete collection of Belladonna DVDs hidden behind all those books.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 26 November 2006 07:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Moby a virgin or no?

Confounded (Confounded), Sunday, 26 November 2006 07:51 (seventeen years ago) link

He'd like you to think he's not.

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 27 November 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

the kid from sum 41 that still lived with his parents was amazing

chaki (chaki), Monday, 27 November 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I would definitely buy a DVD of all the episodes of Cribs.

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 27 November 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Then I would regret it.

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 27 November 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah let's talk about Moby's virginity (or lack thereof) some more. I find that highly entertaining.

Pissy Bessy (Sourkraut), Monday, 27 November 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Moby's virginity: HOT or NOT?!!

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

the kid from sum 41 that still lived with his parents was amazing

haha I was gonna post this, best cribz ever

nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

BAHAHAHAHA WTF

More Moby Gossip
Moby Slams Fox Parkinson Attack.
Moby calls Tom and Katie grotesque
Spaceman Moby
Moby slams Eminem's murder music
Moby - George Bush A 'Nut Job'
Moby Witness's Brutal Stabbing
Moby Loves Las Vagas For Its Tacky Ignorance
Moby's bootleg treat
Gay daddy Moby
Moby's gay daddy dream
Moby Poor Childhood Made Him A Workaholic

Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45v79fhjgOg

grady (grady), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha:

Dance star MOBY has launched a scathing attack on Republican RUSS LIMBAUGH after he poked fun at MICHAEL J FOX's Parkinson Disease symptoms

grady (grady), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

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Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

moby lived in some crap apartment
Wha? Moby's apartment was amazing - (multi-million) dollar Manhattan loft with roof deck, sun room, etc. Far and away the nicest home ever featured on Cribs.

My favorite episode was Melissa Joan Hart - Sabrina the Googly-Eyed Witch shows offer her impressive stash of high-dollar gin in every room of the house.

milo (milo), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Moby was on twice. First time was apartment w/ books, second time was loft w/Scrabble.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 07:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe how much he's changed

jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 07:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Who was the rapper who pulled an Alan Partridge-esque mournful "Never gonna use it..." over his pool table? Trick Daddy?

Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 09:30 (seventeen years ago) link


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